Sidebottom's testicle

[Obese Arachnid]

When the wife asks just say.

"Unavailable"

Never!!

 

[MagpieJoel]

Can you get testicle awareness?

Blue balls?

 

[Hyakutake]

Blue balls?

I must have been unavailable for most of year 9 then.

 

[AgroMagro]

Sidey...Coppedwan Indenutz.

 

[Hyakutake]

Any relation to Shattner's Bassoon?

 

[nahnah]

According to an article I read he will need to have his testicle meat be put back in and sewn up

 

[Hyakutake]

According to an article I read he will need to have his testicle meat be put back in and sewn up

Thanks. Thanks for that. Thanks.


Thanks.




In future when I'm looking for two word concepts that horrify the **** out of me I will look back on "testicle meat" with fondness

 

[Taylor]

Two players in a month busting a nut, dangerous game

 

[nahnah]

Thanks. Thanks for that. Thanks.


Thanks.




In future when I'm looking for two word concepts that horrify the fu** out of me I will look back on "testicle meat" with fondness

Apparently it looks like a cracked egg

 

[nahnah]

Two players in a month busting a nut, dangerous game

Reckon a fair few more of our players have busted a nut in the past month

 

[Taylor]

Reckon a fair few more of our players have busted a nut in the past month

Not on the grass.

 

[Hyakutake]

Apparently it looks like a cracked egg

Great. Super. Thanks again. Awesome.

 

[Kappa]

Desperately need to make top 4 to give him a good chance to get back

 

[jathanas]

Can we add the apostrophe to the thread title please? You may think it’s minor, but that’s what they said about Sidebottom’s testicle.

Done, good sir.

 

[DaicosianMarvels]

Not ideal at all, we needed him to get in to form. As he has badly been out if form and struggled for consistency.

Most importantly, hoping the surgery goes as well as it can and he recovers quickly.

Sidebottom has had a poor year and his absence wont affect the result on Friday. Wells for Sidebottom should be the change.

 

[unplugged]

According to an article I read he will need to have his testicle meat be put back in and sewn up

Nope.

And one more thing: Nope.

 

[left at home]

Nuts

 

[TheGreatGrundy]

Cox does an eye, Sidebottom does a nut..... what next?

We've already had a hearing challenged player but his affliction preceded his selection.

 

[jathanas]

I want the whole side to get around Sidey's testicle.

I propose that the players wear a black armband on Friday as a tribute to every nut that has burst in the line of duty.

On a serious note, WTF sins have we committed in previous lives to deserve this shit luck? FML!!!

 

[nahnah]

I want the whole side to get around Sidey's testicle.

I propose that the players wear a black armband on Friday as a tribute to every nut that has burst in the line of duty.

On a serious note, WTF sins have we committed in previous lives to deserve this s**t luck? FML!!!

Was it totally obliterated? If not then no black armbands imo, but maybe a few goal celebrations dedicated to it

 

[TradeDraft]

The Tall Dopey Irishman Tohill caused the Injury

Sidebottom gruesome injury | Fox Sports Videos

AFL: Adams explains how Steele Sidebottom ruptured his testicle at training today.

www.foxsports.com.au

 

[jathanas]

Was it totally obliterated? If not then no black armbands imo, but maybe a few goal celebrations dedicated to it

Very well considered and 100% appropriate IMO.

 

[Markfs]

i blame the strength and conditioning people. Dont the players do exercises to strengthen their groins....

 

[Stax on the mill]

When the wife asks just say.

"Unavailable"

In my case hushmakundis are that few and far between, that I would just grin and bear the pain.

 

[anshell]

Is the surgery being live streamed?I’m sure a lot of Collingwood supporters would want to see how it turns out.