Sidebottom's testicle

[76woodenspooners]

It's an odd world we live in when the state of a bloke's left testie is big news of the day

 

[Kirby]

Perhaps Scott Thompson's testicle could have a word to Steele Sidebottom's testicle to encourage it through this difficult time.

Maybe they should hop in the sack together?

 

[MyManLynch]

How long will he be out

2-3

 

[Black_White]

I know this has been a bit of a joke for a lot of people, but I believe that it signals the death of any hope we have in finals.
Back in 2 or three weeks makes little difference. There is no way he will perform at his gut running best after this operation.
Not this year.
Irreplaceable.

 

[jmac70]

Surely some sort of padding will enable him to play.

 

[The Royal Sampler]

We’re hiring some new fitness gurus to get him ready.

 

[Anzacday]

We’re hiring some new fitness gurus to get him ready.

Stupidity!!
Can just imagine how this started.
Hey guys I’ve got a great idea....

 

[ClaytonM]

This injury clearly shows we need to replace our fitness staff.

Utter incompetence.

 

[sirlothie]

Surely some sort of padding will enable him to play.

I think the bounce of his balls would be too painful, it would have to be pretty much fixed to play without extreme discomfort.

Poor bloke was nutted for a full 2 hours before they even worried about it, imagine 2 hours straight of untreated ball pain...

 

[sirlothie]

This injury clearly shows we need to replace our fitness staff.

Utter incompetence.

Should everyone get a rub before they go out? Not warmed up enough. You volunteering?

 

[ClaytonM]

Not my type.

Not that there is anything wrong with that.

 

[nahnah]

This injury clearly shows we need to replace our fitness staff.

Utter incompetence.

Makes you wonder if they’re even strengthening players balls

 

[sirlothie]

Makes you wonder if they’re even strengthening players balls

Touch wood and you'd think they are.

 

[nahnah]

A simple 15 minute scrotum stretch a day can improve ball protection and increase elasticity by up to 30% preventing blunt trauma injuries such as what occurred here

 

[sirlothie]

A simple 15 minute scrotum stretch a day can improve ball protection and increase elasticity by up to 30% preventing blunt trauma injuries such as what occurred here

Never start the day without one.

 

[nahnah]

Never start the day without one.

Might be a question to ask Kevin White at the end of season event thingy

 

[Ari]

Kid needed a steel nutsack.

 

[ClaytonM]

Kid needed a steel nutsack.

No a goldsack

 

[anshell]

I know this has been a bit of a joke for a lot of people, but I believe that it signals the death of any hope we have in finals.
Back in 2 or three weeks makes little difference. There is no way he will perform at his gut running best after this operation.
Not this year.
Irreplaceable.

Scott Thompson only missed a week of football and he said in today’s paper that he felt fine after returning from the injury.If Sidebottom has any problems when he comes back it’ll be more likely to be psychological than physical.

 

[Gabbo64]

Cox does an eye, Sidebottom does a nut..... what next?

Brown could do two eyes...then we'd be talking Brown eyes!!!

 

[Maggie5]

No worries about Sidey coming back after a week. He is tough as nuts.

 

[76woodenspooners]

Cox does an eye, Sidebottom does a nut..... what next?

Grundy did a toe last year, and Atu had a boil this year ...

 

[76woodenspooners]

We’re hiring some new fitness gurus to get him ready.

Reminds me of the old "two blokes go duck shooting" joke ...

... Two blokes, Adam and Bob go duck shooting. They go for hours without a quack. Then suddenly a duck rises above them, they both aim, fire, crack, splat goes the duck and it falls to the ground. They both run to the duck and get to it at the same time, and start arguing about who shot the duck. They argue and argue. And eventually Adam says,

Adam: "Look, I've got an idea, we can sort it out the old fashioned way, we take turns at kicking each other in the nuts and the first to give up loses the duck".
Bob: "OK, fair enough, sounds reasonable"
Adam: "Good, I'll start off kicking then"
Bob: "Righto then" and Bob stands with his legs spread while Adam takes a runup and launches an almighty torpedo punt into Bob's nuts.

Bob falls to the ground, writhes around for a long time, eventually collects himself "OK then, my turn"

Adam: "Nah, don't worry about it, keep the duck" ...

 

[76woodenspooners]

We’re hiring some new fitness gurus to get him ready.

Easy party trick for a castrato, surely?