Strategy Simulated AFL Season - North Melbourne Team Thread

[The Filth Wizard]

3 : 25.01 {C} - The ruck contest is won by T O'Brien.
3 : .1 {lW} - T Scully fighting to get a clear kick.
3 : .13 {lW} - Quick hands to L Shiels.
3 : .2 {CHF} - S Burgoyne calls for it.
3 : .24 {CHF} - Here's a chance for an opportunist rover.
3 : .28 {CHF} - S Burgoyne assessing what lies ahead of him.
3 : .34 {CHF} - But a free kick for kicking in danger.
3 : .38 {CHB} - M Daw signals for his teammates to present.
3 : .45 {CHB} - Handpasses to L Davies-Uniacke.
3 : .49 {rW} - That kick makes it hard for T Dumont.
3 : .53 {rW} - T Dumont takes a pearler.
3 : .59 {rW} - T Dumont looking for a lead.
3 : 1.03 {rW} - Big ... big kick by T Dumont.
3 : 1.09 {rW} - T Dumont just scrapes it in for a goal.
North Melbourne Kangaroos : 7.0.42
Hawthorn Hawks : 5.4.34
3 : 1.13 {C} - Winning the bounce is T Goldstein.
3 : 1.23 {rW} - Running with the ball is S Higgins.
3 : 1.28 {rW} - A quick handpass to L Davies-Uniacke.
3 : 1.34 {CHF} - That kick makes it hard for N Larkey.
3 : 1.38 {CHF} - N Larkey gets too far under the ball.
3 : 1.45 {CHF} - N Larkey scoops up the ball.
3 : 1.48 {rHFF} - He kicks across the ground towards B Brown.
3 : 1.52 {rHFF} - But he picks out I Smith.
3 : 1.59 {lHBF} - I Smith slowing down the play.
3 : 2.03 {rW} - A mongrel punt in the direction of R Henderson.
3 : 2.09 {rW} - Oooohhhh you beauty! What a mark to R Henderson.
3 : 2.13 {rW} - Nobody's checking R Henderson.
3 : 2.19 {lHBF} - A poor handpass but I Smith is up to the challenge.
3 : 2.24 {rHBF} - A short kick to B Stratton.
3 : 2.28 {rHBF} - J Simpkin did enough to prevent a mark being taken.
3 : 2.34 {lHFF} - J Simpkin to send the ball forward.
3 : 2.38 {lHFF} - Where did B Stratton come from? Great tackle.
3 : 2.44 {rHBF} - With the ball is B Stratton.
3 : 2.48 {rHBF} - B Stratton takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.
3 : 2.52 {rHBF} - Draws a man and then with hands to T Mitchell.
3 : 2.58 {lW} - T Scully presents.
3 : 3.02 {lW} - That's poor kicking and the mark is swallowed up by T Dumont.
3 : 3.09 {rW} - With the ball is T Dumont.
3 : 3.13 {rW} - Quick hands to S Higgins.
3 : 3.19 {lHFF} - Thumps the ball forward.
3 : 3.24 {lHFF} - But chipping in front is B Stratton.
3 : 3.27 {rHBF} - With the ball is B Stratton.
3 : 3.34 {lW} - A hospital kick.
3 : 3.38 {lW} - T Scully spills the mark.
3 : 3.44 {lW} - T Scully picks it up on the bounce.
3 : 3.48 {lW} - L Shiels on the end of this.
3 : 3.52 {lW} - Hands it off to T O'Brien.
3 : 3.58 {lW} - No-look handpass to T Scully.
3 : 4.03 {lW} - T Scully sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
3 : 4.09 {lW} - Passes to T O'Brien by hand.
3 : 4.13 {CHF} - A short kick to S Burgoyne.
3 : 4.19 {CHF} - S Burgoyne appeals for the mark but play on's the call.
3 : 4.23 {CHF} - S Burgoyne slowing down the play.
3 : 4.27 {lHFF} - H Morrison screaming for the ball - and he is heard.
3 : 4.33 {lHFF} - H Morrison and P Ahern both holding each other. No mark.
3 : 4.37 {CHB} - M Daw slowing down the play.
3 : 4.43 {rHBF} - He tries to find P Ahern with a chip pass.
3 : 4.48 {rHBF} - Atrocious kick. Not even kilometre perfect.
3 : 4.52 {lHFF} - H Morrison tucks the ball under his arm and scoots away.
3 : 4.58 {lHFF} - H Morrison bounces the ball.
3 : 5.02 {lHFF} - P Ahern was legged.
3 : 5.09 {rHBF} - Nobody's checking P Ahern.
3 : 5.12 {rHBF} - Hands it off to L Davies-Uniacke.
3 : 5.16 {lW} - He sends the ball to M Williams.
3 : 5.23 {lW} - R Henderson will take this. No - he's dropped it.
3 : 5.26 {rW} - R Henderson wants to get on with proceedings.
3 : 5.33 {rW} - R Henderson crunched by M Williams! R Henderson very slow to get up.
3 : 5.37 {C} - B Cunnington has possession.
3 : 5.43 {C} - S Higgins runs past and takes the handpass.
3 : 5.48 {C} - He has a bounce.
3 : 5.52 {C} - Finds T Goldstein with a handball.
3 : 5.58 {lHFF} - Quick hands to J Simpkin.
3 : 6.02 {FF} - Kicks in the direction of J Anderson.
3 : 6.08 {FF} - But chipping in front is J Frawley.
3 : 6.12 {lBP} - J Impey with the ball now.
3 : 6.16 {FB} - A short kick to J Frawley.
3 : 6.22 {FB} - J Frawley can't mark but is able to control it.
3 : 6.26 {FB} - J Frawley has it. What can he do with it?.
3 : 6.33 {FB} - Hands it off to T Mitchell.
3 : 6.37 {FB} - L Shiels on the end of this.
3 : 6.43 {FB} - L Shiels has time to take a bounce.
3 : 6.47 {lBP} - Handpass to space. J Impey runs onto it.
3 : 6.51 {rBP} - He gets a handpass to J Sicily.
3 : 6.58 {rBP} - A long looping handpass to T Mitchell.
3 : 7.02 {rBP} - L Shiels receives his handpass.
3 : 7.08 {CHB} - He sees a lead by S Frost and kicks in that direction.
3 : 7.12 {CHB} - S Frost appeals for the mark but play on's the call.
3 : 7.16 {CHB} - S Frost does some crumbing and is away.
3 : 7.22 {rHBF} - A lookaway handpass to B Stratton.
3 : 7.26 {rHBF} - A poor handpass but T Mitchell is up to the challenge.
3 : 7.33 {rHBF} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
3 : 7.37 {rW} - T Mitchell is still looking for options and takes another.
3 : 7.41 {CHF} - Kicks in the direction of S Burgoyne.
3 : 7.47 {CHF} - S Burgoyne takes a gutsy mark backing back into the pack.
3 : 7.51 {CHF} - Now S Burgoyne has the ball. What can he do with it?.
3 : 7.57 {lFP} - A kick in the general direction of M Lewis.
3 : 8.01 {lFP} - M Lewis is caught under pressure and knocks the ball forward.
3 : 8.07 {lFP} - Taking the ball is M Lewis.
3 : 8.11 {lFP} - M Lewis ignores a lead to have a shot.
3 : 8.16 {lFP} - Now which way will it bounce? Ohr its gone the wrong way.
North Melbourne Kangaroos : 7.0.42
Hawthorn Hawks : 5.5.35
3 : 8.26 {FB} - With the ball is J Polec.
3 : 8.32 {FB} - A slick handpass goes to L Davies-Uniacke.
3 : 8.37 {lHBF} - Kicks to a contest - S Atley looks to get to thre front.
3 : 8.4 {lHBF} - But C Wingard is standing in the way and marks.
3 : 8.47 {rHFF} - C Wingard to send the ball forward.
3 : 8.51 {CHF} - A poor handpass but S Burgoyne is up to the challenge.
3 : 8.57 {rFP} - He gets boot to ball immediately.
3 : 9.01 {rFP} - J Worpel appeals for the mark but play on's the call.
3 : 9.07 {rBP} - J Pittard wants to get on with proceedings.
3 : 9.11 {FB} - That came off the outside of the boot.
3 : 9.16 {FB} - J Patton plants a foot on R Tarrant's neck and takes a screamer.
3 : 9.22 {FF} - J Patton with the ball now.
3 : 9.26 {FF} - J Patton about twenty-five out.
3 : 9.32 {FF} - Will it come around? No.
North Melbourne Kangaroos : 7.0.42
Hawthorn Hawks : 5.6.36
3 : 9.4 {FB} - R Tarrant signals for his teammates to present.
3 : 9.46 {FB} - Handballs over the top to S Higgins.
3 : 9.51 {lHBF} - He kicks to a contest.
3 : 9.56 {lHBF} - C Wingard gets a timely fist to the ball.
3 : 10.01 {lHBF} - Running with the ball is S Atley.
3 : 10.07 {C} - A spearing pass towards B Cunnington.
3 : 10.11 {C} - All up but nobody can take the mark.
3 : 10.15 {C} - B Cunnington wants to get on with proceedings.
3 : 10.22 {C} - Handballs to L Davies-Uniacke.
3 : 10.25 {rHFF} - With his laser-like left foot.
3 : 10.32 {rHFF} - Here's a chance for an opportunist rover.
3 : 10.36 {lHBF} - I Smith weaves through the congestion.
3 : 10.4 {lHBF} - I Smith didn't see that tackle coming from B Brown.
3 : 10.46 {rHFF} - B Brown fighting to get a clear kick.
3 : 10.51 {rHFF} - A slick handpass goes to T Goldstein.
3 : 10.56 {lFP} - With his laser-like left foot.
3 : 11.01 {lFP} - The ball drops short of C Taylor.
3 : 11.07 {lFP} - C Taylor picks it up on the bounce.
3 : 11.11 {lFP} - A chance now for C Taylor who kicks at goal.
3 : 11.15 {lFP} - C Taylor racks up number 1.
North Melbourne Kangaroos : 8.0.48
Hawthorn Hawks : 5.6.36
3 : 11.21 {C} - Both ruckman miss the ball completely.
3 : 11.31 {C} - J O'Meara sucks it up like a dustbuster and he's off and running.
3 : 11.36 {lHFF} - A spearing pass towards H Morrison.
3 : 11.4 {lHFF} - Up goes H Morrison.
3 : 11.46 {lHFF} - Nobody's checking H Morrison.
3 : 11.5 {lHFF} - Handballs over the top to L Shiels.
3 : 11.56 {lHFF} - L Davies-Uniacke applies the tackle on L Shiels.
3 : 12 {lHBF} - S Atley signals for his teammates to present.
3 : 12.04 {lHBF} - Handpass over the shoulder to T Goldstein.
3 : 12.1 {lHBF} - Gives the ball to L Davies-Uniacke.
3 : 12.15 {lHBF} - L Davies-Uniacke sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
3 : 12.21 {lHBF} - An underground handpass to T Goldstein.
3 : 12.25 {lW} - He gets a handpass to S Higgins.
3 : 12.31 {lW} - S Higgins ran into T O'Brien and came off second-best.
3 : 12.36 {rW} - R Henderson signals for his teammates to present.
3 : 12.4 {rW} - R Henderson nearly got done for running too far but he remembers to bounce at last.
3 : 12.46 {C} - He kicks across the ground towards J O'Meara.
3 : 12.5 {C} - J O'Meara and B Cunnington both holding each other. No mark.
3 : 12.56 {C} - B Cunnington scoops up the ball.
3 : 13 {lHFF} - He sends the ball to J Simpkin.
3 : 13.04 {lHFF} - J Simpkin appeals for the mark but play on's the call.
3 : 13.1 {rHBF} - Who wants it? B Stratton does. Great stuff.
3 : 13.15 - <<< J Ziebell is coming on to replace P Ahern >>>
3 : 13.25 {rHBF} - B Stratton is now off and running.
3 : 13.31 {rHBF} - But a free kick for kicking in danger.
3 : 13.35 {lHFF} - J Simpkin signals for his teammates to present.
3 : 13.39 {FF} - Throws it onto his boot.
3 : 13.45 {FF} - But in the way is J Frawley.
3 : 13.5 {FB} - The ball is now with J Frawley.
3 : 13.56 {CHB} - Handballs to L Shiels.
3 : 14 {CHB} - A wild handball - but luckily T Mitchell was well placed to clean up.
3 : 14.04 {CHB} - L Shiels runs past and takes the handpass.
3 : 14.1 {lW} - He kicks off the wrong boot.
3 : 14.15 {lW} - Nice grab by T Scully.
3 : 14.21 {lW} - Nobody's checking T Scully.
3 : 14.25 {lW} - Almost a throw to L Shiels.
3 : 14.29 {rHFF} - Thumps the ball forward.
3 : 14.35 {rHFF} - No-one can take the mark.
3 : 14.39 {lHBF} - Now S Atley has the ball. What can he do with it?.
3 : 14.45 {lHBF} - C Wingard might be in trouble with the tribunal after that tackle on S Atley. Play on is the call.
3 : 14.49 {lHFF} - H Morrison signals for his teammates to present.
3 : 14.55 {FF} - He rewards the J Patton lead.
3 : 15 {FF} - J Patton can't mark but is able to bring the ball to ground.
3 : 15.04 {FB} - R Tarrant signals for his teammates to present.
3 : 15.1 {rHBF} - Boots the ball toward J Ziebell.
3 : 15.14 {rHBF} - But H Morrison is standing in the way and marks.
3 : 15.2 {lHFF} - H Morrison looking for a lead.
3 : 15.24 {lHFF} - Handballs over the top to T O'Brien.
3 : 15.28 {rFP} - A spearing pass towards J Worpel.
3 : 15.35 {rFP} - No-one can take the mark.
3 : 15.38 {lBP} - J Polec sizes the options in front of him.
3 : 15.45 {rHBF} - He looks for J Ziebell.
3 : 15.49 {rHBF} - J Ziebell and H Morrison both holding each other. No mark.
3 : 15.53 {lHFF} - H Morrison to send the ball forward.
3 : 16 {lHFF} - Great tackle by J Ziebell.
3 : 16.04 {CHB} - Now M Daw has the ball. What can he do with it?.
3 : 16.1 {lHBF} - A short kick to S Atley.
3 : 16.14 {lHBF} - C Wingard upset the marking attempt by S Atley.
3 : 16.2 {lHBF} - S Atley breaks a tackle and is off.
3 : 16.24 {C} - The kick seeks out B Cunnington.
3 : 16.28 {C} - J O'Meara is third man up and takes it easily.
3 : 16.34 {C} - J O'Meara wants to get on with proceedings.
3 : 16.38 {lHFF} - A kick towards H Morrison territory.
3 : 16.45 {lHFF} - Over the head of H Morrison.
3 : 16.49 {lHFF} - H Morrison wants to get on with proceedings.
3 : 16.55 {FF} - He tries to find J Patton with a chip pass.
3 : 16.59 {FF} - J Patton and R Tarrant both holding each other. No mark.
3 : 17.03 {FB} - R Tarrant with the ball now.
3 : 17.1 - <<< T Thomas is coming on to replace R Tarrant >>>
3 : 17.2 {FB} - T Thomas picks it up on the bounce.
3 : 17.23 {rHBF} - A flat punt.
3 : 17.28 {rHBF} - But H Morrison is standing in the way and marks.
3 : 17.34 {lHFF} - H Morrison signals for his teammates to present.
3 : 17.38 {rHFF} - Gives the ball to C Wingard.
3 : 17.45 {lHFF} - A slick handpass goes to H Morrison.
3 : 17.49 {rHFF} - He tries to find C Wingard with a chip pass.
3 : 17.55 {rHFF} - C Wingard gets too far under the ball.
3 : 17.59 {rHBF} - J Ziebell sizes the options in front of him.
3 : 18.03 {rHBF} - Passes to L Davies-Uniacke by hand.
3 : 18.09 {rHBF} - Handballs to S Higgins.
3 : 18.13 {lW} - M Williams calls for it.
3 : 18.19 {lW} - M Williams is caught under pressure and knocks the ball forward.
3 : 18.23 {lW} - M Williams breaks free and has found some space.
3 : 18.28 {lW} - M Williams sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
3 : 18.34 {CHF} - A worm burner to N Larkey.
3 : 18.38 {CHF} - S Frost drops an absolute sitter.
3 : 18.45 {CHB} - The ball is now with S Frost.
3 : 18.48 {lHBF} - Fires out the handpass to I Smith.
3 : 18.52 {CHB} - Hands it off to S Frost.
3 : 18.58 {lW} - Thumps the ball forward.
3 : 19.03 {lW} - Anybody's ball.
3 : 19.09 {rW} - T Dumont has a paddock.
3 : 19.13 {C} - A poor handpass but B Cunnington is up to the challenge.
3 : 19.19 {C} - B Cunnington is crunched in a tackle by J O'Meara.
3 : 19.23 {lW} - T Scully sizes the options in front of him.
3 : 19.28 {lW} - T O'Brien on the end of this.
3 : 19.34 {CHF} - S Burgoyne and M Daw jostle for position.
3 : 19.38 {CHF} - S Burgoyne takes that parallel to the ground..
3 : 19.44 {CHF} - S Burgoyne looks downfield.
3 : 19.48 {CHF} - S Burgoyne too far out to score - or is he?.
3 : 19.52 {CHF} - S Burgoyne's kick slams into the left-hand post.
North Melbourne Kangaroos : 8.0.48
Hawthorn Hawks : 5.7.37
3 : 20.02 {FB} - With the ball is J Polec.
3 : 20.08 {lBP} - A short kick to J Polec.
3 : 20.13 {lBP} - J Polec takes a pearler.
3 : 20.19 {lBP} - Nobody's checking J Polec.
3 : 20.23 {rBP} - Fires out the handpass to J Pittard.
3 : 20.27 {CHB} - A kick in the general direction of M Daw.
3 : 20.33 {CHB} - S Burgoyne reads the kick best and marks well in front of M Daw.
3 : 20.37 {CHF} - S Burgoyne has it. What can he do with it?.
3 : 20.44 {CHF} - Long handpass to the running L Shiels.
3 : 20.48 {lFP} - He rewards the M Lewis lead.
3 : 20.52 {lFP} - J Pittard must wash his hands in superglue. Astonishing mark.
3 : 20.58 {lBP} - J Polec slowing down the play.
3 : 21.02 {lBP} - J Worpel tackles and breaks away.
3 : 21.08 {FF} - J Patton has it. What can he do with it?.
3 : 21.13 {FF} - J Patton slams the ball at goal.
3 : 21.17 {FF} - Punched through for a point by T Thomas.
North Melbourne Kangaroos : 8.0.48
Hawthorn Hawks : 5.8.38
3 : 21.27 {FB} - J Polec takes off.
3 : 21.33 {rBP} - Spears a kick towards J Pittard.
3 : 21.37 {rBP} - M Lewis gets a timely fist to the ball.
3 : 21.43 {rBP} - J Pittard does some crumbing and is away.
3 : 21.47 {rHBF} - Draws a man and then with hands to T Goldstein.
3 : 21.52 {lW} - A worm burner to M Williams.
3 : 21.58 {lW} - Great mark! No! The umpire calls play on.
3 : 22.02 {lW} - M Williams dances around R Henderson.
3 : 22.08 {lW} - In danger.
3 : 22.12 {rW} - R Henderson has possession.
3 : 22.16 {rW} - R Henderson ran into M Williams and came off second-best.
3 : 22.23 {lW} - M Williams sizes the options in front of him.
3 : 22.27 {lW} - This could be goal of the match.
3 : 22.33 {lW} - And that just grazes the post.
North Melbourne Kangaroos : 8.1.49
Hawthorn Hawks : 5.8.38
3 : 22.42 {FB} - Nobody's checking J Sicily.
3 : 22.47 {rHBF} - He chooses the sensible option - to kick it long.
3 : 22.52 {rHBF} - No mark taken as B Stratton and J Simpkin wrestle for position.
3 : 22.58 {CHF} - N Larkey has it. What can he do with it?.
3 : 23.02 {CHF} - N Larkey sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
3 : 23.08 {CHF} - Penalised for running too far.
3 : 23.12 {CHB} - Now S Frost has the ball. What can he do with it?.
3 : 23.16 {rHBF} - Gets a handpass away to B Stratton.
3 : 23.22 {rHBF} - B Stratton dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
3 : 23.27 {rW} - B Stratton's taken another bounce.
3 : 23.32 {lW} - Handpass over the shoulder to T Scully.
3 : 23.37 {lW} - T Scully has a bounce.
3 : 23.43 {lHFF} - T Scully has another.
3 : 23.47 {CHF} - S Burgoyne receives his handpass.
3 : 23.51 {CHF} - S Burgoyne has a bounce.
3 : 23.57 {lHFF} - Draws a man and then with hands to H Morrison.
3 : 24.01 {rFP} - A spearing pass towards J Worpel.
3 : 24.08 {rFP} - Spoilt by J Polec.
3 : 24.12 {lBP} - J Polec slowing down the play.
3 : 24.16 {lBP} - A long looping handpass to L Davies-Uniacke.
3 : 24.22 {FB} - A slick handpass goes to T Thomas.
3 : 24.27 {FB} - He has a bounce.
3 : 24.32 {FB} - Quick hands to L Davies-Uniacke under pressure.
3 : 24.37 {rBP} - That came off the outside of the boot.
3 : 24.43 {rBP} - Nice grab by J Pittard.
3 : 24.47 {rBP} - J Pittard to send the ball forward.
3 : 24.51 {FB} - He tries to find T Thomas with a chip pass.
3 : 24.57 {FB} - T Thomas is caught under pressure and knocks the ball forward.
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SIREN SOUNDS FOR THE END OF QUARTER 3
North Melbourne Kangaroos : 8.1.49
Hawthorn Hawks : 5.8.38
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[The Filth Wizard]

4 : 25.01 {C} - No-one can win the tapout.
4 : .1 {rW} - T Dumont picks it up on the bounce.
4 : .14 {C} - Draws a man and then with hands to B Cunnington.
4 : .2 {rHFF} - Searching pass in the direction of B Brown.
4 : .24 {rHFF} - B Brown has one two three bites of the cherry and it's paid.
4 : .3 {rHFF} - B Brown signals for his teammates to present.
4 : .34 {rHFF} - B Brown bounces the ball.
4 : .38 {rHFF} - There's been a push-out and B Brown will lose the ball.
4 : .45 {lHBF} - I Smith looks downfield.
4 : .49 {lHBF} - B Brown applies the tackle on I Smith.
4 : .55 {CHF} - N Larkey with the ball now.
4 : .59 {FF} - He chooses the sensible option - to kick it long.
4 : 1.05 {FF} - J Anderson appeals for the mark but play on's the call.
4 : 1.09 {FF} - J Anderson takes off.
4 : 1.13 {FF} - J Anderson lines up the sticks.
4 : 1.2 {FF} - Shocking kick from J Anderson results in just one behind.
North Melbourne Kangaroos : 8.2.50
Hawthorn Hawks : 5.8.38
4 : 1.3 {FB} - J Frawley has possession.
4 : 1.34 {FB} - J Frawley bounces the ball.
4 : 1.38 {lHBF} - He sends the ball to I Smith.
4 : 1.45 {lHBF} - I Smith is outmarked by B Brown.
4 : 1.49 {lHFF} - J Simpkin slowing down the play.
4 : 1.55 {rHFF} - Long handpass to the running B Brown.
4 : 1.59 {rHFF} - Gets a handpass away to L Davies-Uniacke.
4 : 2.05 {rHFF} - A wild handball - but luckily S Higgins was well placed to clean up.
4 : 2.09 {FF} - J Anderson calls for it.
4 : 2.13 {FF} - J Frawley is third man up and takes it easily.
4 : 2.19 {rBP} - J Sicily with the ball now.
4 : 2.24 {rBP} - Brought down by C Taylor.
4 : 2.3 {rFP} - C Zurhaar looks downfield.
4 : 2.34 {rFP} - He has time to take a bounce.
4 : 2.38 {rFP} - C Zurhaar opens up the goalface.
4 : 2.44 {rFP} - It's a goal. C Zurhaar has 2.
North Melbourne Kangaroos : 9.2.56
Hawthorn Hawks : 5.8.38
4 : 2.48 {C} - Neither ruckman can take advantage of the bounce.
4 : 2.58 {rW} - Who wants it? S Higgins does. Great stuff.
4 : 3.02 {rW} - S Higgins dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
4 : 3.09 {C} - Draws a man and then with hands to B Cunnington.
4 : 3.13 {lHFF} - J Simpkin makes an offer.
4 : 3.19 {lHFF} - B Stratton comes in from the side to intercept.
4 : 3.24 {rHBF} - B Stratton with some space now.
4 : 3.3 {lW} - He doesn't waste any time in getting boot to ball.
4 : 3.34 {lW} - A mark to T Scully.
4 : 3.38 {lW} - T Scully signals for his teammates to present.
4 : 3.44 {rHFF} - His kick is hurried.
4 : 3.48 {rHFF} - No-one can take the mark.
4 : 3.54 {rHFF} - C Wingard with a little space.
4 : 3.58 {rHFF} - S Atley applies the tackle.
4 : 4.03 {lHBF} - S Atley takes off.
4 : 4.09 {C} - He doesn't waste any time in getting boot to ball.
4 : 4.13 {C} - Top mark - not paid.
4 : 4.19 {lW} - T Scully weaves through the congestion.
4 : 4.23 {lW} - Gives the ball to T Mitchell.
4 : 4.27 {lW} - Crackerjack bump by T Goldstein on T Mitchell.
4 : 4.33 {lW} - M Williams looking for a lead.
4 : 4.37 {CHF} - He doesn't waste any time in getting boot to ball.
4 : 4.43 {CHF} - Over the back of the pack comes N Larkey and plucks it out.
4 : 4.48 {CHF} - N Larkey with the ball now.
4 : 4.54 - <<< R Tarrant is coming on to replace S Atley >>>
4 : 5.02 {CHF} - The ball is now with N Larkey.
4 : 5.09 - <<< J Scrimshaw is coming on to replace T Mitchell >>>
4 : 5.19 {CHF} - N Larkey takes off.
4 : 5.23 {CHF} - S Frost sews him up!.
4 : 5.27 {CHB} - S Frost looks downfield.
4 : 5.33 {CHB} - He has a bounce.
4 : 5.37 {lW} - He kicks to a contest.
4 : 5.43 {lW} - T Scullyaleunko!.
4 : 5.48 {lW} - T Scully has it.
4 : 5.54 {lW} - T Scully nearly got done for running too far but he remembers to bounce at last.
4 : 5.58 {C} - He beckons for a lead.
4 : 6.02 {C} - J O'Meara takes the mark on the second attempt.
4 : 6.08 {C} - So J O'Meara ... with a moment to digest his options.
4 : 6.12 {C} - Flicks it to L Shiels.
4 : 6.18 {C} - No-look handpass to J Scrimshaw.
4 : 6.22 {rHFF} - Searching pass in the direction of C Wingard.
4 : 6.29 {rHFF} - But in the way is R Tarrant.
4 : 6.33 {lHBF} - R Tarrant sizes the options in front of him.
4 : 6.37 {lHBF} - C Wingard drags R Tarrant down beautifully.
4 : 6.43 {rHFF} - C Wingard wants to get on with proceedings.
4 : 6.47 {FF} - A bit of a miskick.
4 : 6.54 {FF} - The ball spills free.
4 : 6.58 {rBP} - J Pittard has it.
4 : 7.02 {lBP} - He beckons for a lead.
4 : 7.08 {lBP} - That's an extraordinary juggled one-hander to J Worpel.
4 : 7.12 {rFP} - J Worpel looking for a lead.
4 : 7.18 {rFP} - He has time to take a bounce.
4 : 7.22 {rFP} - J Worpel - about 45 metres and not much angle...
4 : 7.26 {rFP} - Goooooooooooaaaaaaaaallll.
North Melbourne Kangaroos : 9.2.56
Hawthorn Hawks : 6.8.44
4 : 7.33 {C} - The ball is bounced to the clear advantage of T Goldstein.
4 : 7.43 {lW} - M Williams with some space now.
4 : 7.47 - <<< P Ahern is coming on to replace J Pittard >>>
4 : 7.57 {lW} - M Williams looks downfield.
4 : 8.01 {lW} - He involves L Davies-Uniacke in the play.
4 : 8.07 {lW} - Draws a man and then with hands to S Higgins.
4 : 8.11 {lW} - Handballs over the top to T Goldstein.
4 : 8.18 {lW} - Free kick for too high!.
4 : 8.22 {rW} - R Henderson has it.
4 : 8.26 {lHFF} - A poor handpass but H Morrison is up to the challenge.
4 : 8.32 {rHFF} - A quick handpass to C Wingard.
4 : 8.37 {CHF} - Fires out the handpass to S Burgoyne.
4 : 8.43 {FF} - That's a real finger-breaker in the direction of J Patton.
4 : 8.47 {FF} - Oh a turnover. The kick is marked by T Thomas.
4 : 8.53 {FB} - T Thomas takes off.
4 : 8.57 {rHBF} - Geeze he's got onto that one. Pressure on J Ziebell to mark.
4 : 9.01 {rHBF} - J Ziebell!!! H Morrison is going to be feeling that one for a while.
4 : 9.07 {rHBF} - J Ziebell looking for a lead.
4 : 9.11 {lW} - Long raking kick in the direction of M Williams.
4 : 9.18 {lW} - M Williams uses his body to perfection and reels in the mark.
4 : 9.22 {lW} - So M Williams ... with a moment to digest his options.
4 : 9.26 {lW} - M Williams dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
4 : 9.32 {lW} - T Goldstein on the end of this.
4 : 9.36 {rHFF} - A measured kick in the direction of B Brown.
4 : 9.42 {rHFF} - I Smith will take this. No - he's dropped it.
4 : 9.46 {rHFF} - B Brown with a little space.
4 : 9.51 {FF} - That's a real finger-breaker in the direction of J Anderson.
4 : 9.56 {FF} - No-one can take the mark.
4 : 10.01 {FF} - J Anderson looks downfield.
4 : 10.07 {FF} - A gimme goal coming up if J Anderson keeps his cool.
4 : 10.11 {FF} - J Frawley boots it through the big sticks... of the wrong goals. Oops.
North Melbourne Kangaroos : 9.3.57
Hawthorn Hawks : 6.8.44
4 : 10.22 {FB} - J Impey has it. What can he do with it?.
4 : 10.25 {FB} - J Impey is chased down by C Zurhaar - great effort!.
4 : 10.32 {FF} - J Anderson has it.
4 : 10.36 {FF} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
4 : 10.42 {FF} - J Anderson has a shot at goal.
4 : 10.46 {FF} - Bending back ... too far. A minor score to J Anderson.
North Melbourne Kangaroos : 9.4.58
Hawthorn Hawks : 6.8.44
4 : 10.56 {FB} - J Impey signals for his teammates to present.
4 : 11.01 {FB} - Handpass over the shoulder to J Frawley.
4 : 11.07 {rHBF} - B Stratton calls for it.
4 : 11.11 {rHBF} - All up but nobody can take the mark.
4 : 11.15 {lHFF} - The ball is now with J Simpkin.
4 : 11.21 {lHFF} - Quick hands to L Davies-Uniacke.
4 : 11.25 {rFP} - A long pass towards C Zurhaar.
4 : 11.31 {rFP} - All up but nobody can take the mark.
4 : 11.36 {rFP} - Now C Zurhaar has the ball. What can he do with it?.
4 : 11.42 {rFP} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
4 : 11.46 {rFP} - C Zurhaar about twenty-five out...
4 : 11.5 {rFP} - What a happy fellow is C Zurhaar.
North Melbourne Kangaroos : 10.4.64
Hawthorn Hawks : 6.8.44
4 : 11.56 {C} - J Scrimshaw had that ruck contest all to themself.
4 : 12.07 {rW} - S Higgins looking for a lead.
4 : 12.1 {rHFF} - Fires out the handpass to T Goldstein.
4 : 12.15 {FF} - He rewards the J Anderson lead.
4 : 12.21 {FF} - J Anderson can't mark but is able to bring the ball to ground.
4 : 12.25 {FF} - Who wants it? J Anderson does. Great stuff.
4 : 12.31 {FF} - Crackerjack bump by J Frawley on J Anderson.
4 : 12.36 {FB} - Not enough pressure on J Frawley.
4 : 12.41 {FB} - Ooof. J Anderson blindsides J Frawley and I heard that from here.
4 : 12.46 {FF} - J Anderson with some space now.
4 : 12.5 {FF} - A quick snap from J Anderson.
4 : 12.56 {FF} - He's kicked a sausage roll.
North Melbourne Kangaroos : 11.4.70
Hawthorn Hawks : 6.8.44
4 : 13 {C} - T O'Brien wins the tap decisively.
4 : 13.1 {lW} - Nobody's checking T Scully.
4 : 13.15 {CHF} - Gives the ball to S Burgoyne.
4 : 13.21 {CHF} - No-one on the mark! S Burgoyne takes off and kicks long at goal.
4 : 13.25 {CHF} - Runs in - oh he should have steadied there.
North Melbourne Kangaroos : 11.4.70
Hawthorn Hawks : 6.9.45
4 : 13.35 {FB} - J Polec sizes the options in front of him.
4 : 13.41 {rHBF} - He gets boot to ball immediately.
4 : 13.46 {rHBF} - J Ziebell stretches and takes the overhead mark.
4 : 13.5 {rHBF} - J Ziebell to send the ball forward.
4 : 13.56 {lW} - A flat punt.
4 : 14 {lW} - Great mark! No! The umpire calls play on.
4 : 14.06 {lW} - M Williams slowing down the play.
4 : 14.1 {CHF} - He gets a handpass to N Larkey.
4 : 14.15 {lHFF} - Almost a throw to J Simpkin.
4 : 14.21 {lHFF} - A wild handball - but luckily L Davies-Uniacke was well placed to clean up.
4 : 14.25 {CHF} - A long looping handpass to N Larkey.
4 : 14.31 {CHF} - S Higgins receives his handpass.
4 : 14.35 {CHF} - A long looping handpass to T Goldstein.
4 : 14.41 {CHF} - What a tackle.
4 : 14.45 {lHBF} - I Smith threads his way through traffic.
4 : 14.49 {CHB} - A lookaway handpass to S Frost.
4 : 14.55 {CHB} - S Frost nearly got done for running too far but he remembers to bounce at last.
4 : 15 {lW} - The kick seeks out T Scully.
4 : 15.06 {lW} - The umpire calls play on.
4 : 15.1 {lW} - Running with the ball is T Scully.
4 : 15.14 {lW} - Handpasses to T O'Brien.
4 : 15.21 {lW} - Quick hands to J Scrimshaw under pressure.
4 : 15.24 {lW} - Free kick against J Scrimshaw.
4 : 15.31 {lW} - M Williams to send the ball forward.
4 : 15.35 {rW} - Kick goes sideways.
4 : 15.41 {rW} - T Dumont can't mark but is able to bring the ball to ground.
4 : 15.45 {C} - With the ball is J O'Meara.
4 : 15.49 {C} - Fires out the handpass to J Scrimshaw.
4 : 15.55 {C} - Tiggy touchwood free for deliberate.
4 : 16 {lW} - M Williams with the ball now.
4 : 16.06 {CHF} - That's a real finger-breaker in the direction of N Larkey.
4 : 16.1 {CHF} - Anybody's ball.
4 : 16.14 {CHF} - Quality gather by N Larkey.
4 : 16.2 {rHFF} - Draws a man and then with hands to B Brown.
4 : 16.24 {FF} - He doesn't waste any time in getting boot to ball.
4 : 16.3 {FF} - J Frawley is in the way and will mark.
4 : 16.34 {FB} - J Frawley dances around J Anderson.
4 : 16.38 {FB} - He has a bounce.
4 : 16.45 {lBP} - No-look handpass to J Impey.
4 : 16.49 {lBP} - Finds J Scrimshaw with a handball.
4 : 16.55 {lHBF} - Flicks it to T O'Brien.
4 : 16.59 {rW} - Passes to R Henderson by hand.
4 : 17.06 {C} - He tries to find J O'Meara with a chip pass.
4 : 17.1 {C} - B Cunnington drops an absolute sitter.
4 : 17.13 {lW} - M Williams with some space now.
4 : 17.2 {lW} - Now has it got the carry?...
4 : 17.23 {lW} - He's kicked a sausage roll.
North Melbourne Kangaroos : 12.4.76
Hawthorn Hawks : 6.9.45
4 : 17.3 {C} - T O'Brien gets one hand to it.
4 : 17.38 {lW} - M Williams hits the ground running.
4 : 17.45 {rHFF} - That kick is a real floater.
4 : 17.49 {rHFF} - B Brown spills the mark.
4 : 17.55 {lHBF} - The bounce favours I Smith and he is off and running.
4 : 17.59 {C} - A bit of a miskick.
4 : 18.03 {C} - J O'Meara can't mark but is able to bring the ball to ground.
4 : 18.09 {C} - J O'Meara hits the ground running.
4 : 18.13 {C} - Free kick against J O'Meara.
4 : 18.19 {lW} - M Williams signals for his teammates to present.
4 : 18.23 {rHFF} - A mongrel punt in the direction of B Brown.
4 : 18.3 {rHFF} - Here's a chance for an opportunist rover.
4 : 18.34 {rHFF} - Taking the ball is B Brown.
4 : 18.38 {rHFF} - A lookaway handpass to T Goldstein.
4 : 18.45 {rHFF} - J Scrimshaw makes sure that the kick goes nowhere.
4 : 18.48 {CHB} - The bounce favours S Frost and he is off and running.
4 : 18.55 {CHB} - He gets a handpass to J Scrimshaw.
4 : 18.59 {lW} - A wobbly old kick.
4 : 19.03 {lW} - T Dumont was hanging around the back of the pack but the ball fell into his lap.
4 : 19.09 {lW} - M Williams slowing down the play.
4 : 19.13 {lW} - Passes to L Davies-Uniacke by hand.
4 : 19.19 {CHF} - He chooses the sensible option - to kick it long.
4 : 19.23 {CHF} - No mark taken as N Larkey and S Frost wrestle for position.
4 : 19.3 {CHF} - N Larkey takes off.
4 : 19.34 - <<< S Atley is coming on to replace R Tarrant >>>
4 : 19.44 {CHF} - The ball is now with N Larkey.
4 : 19.48 {FF} - Kicks in the direction of J Anderson.
4 : 19.54 {FF} - He can't hold it.
4 : 19.58 {FB} - J Frawley weaves through the congestion.
4 : 20.02 - <<< T Mitchell is coming on to replace C Wingard >>>
4 : 20.13 {FB} - J Frawley has possession.
4 : 20.19 - <<< R Tarrant is coming on to replace J Polec >>>
4 : 20.3 {FB} - J Frawley assessing what lies ahead of him.
4 : 20.34 {lBP} - Hands it off to J Impey.
4 : 20.37 {rBP} - Sees J Sicily out of the corner of his eye.
4 : 20.44 {rBP} - In the right place at the right time is J Sicily who marks.
4 : 20.48 {rBP} - J Sicily takes off.
4 : 20.54 {rBP} - Bit of an ankle-tap from J Sicily.
4 : 20.58 {rFP} - The ball is now with C Zurhaar.
4 : 21.02 {rFP} - C Zurhaar let's fly toward goal.
4 : 21.08 {rFP} - Misses - no wait! Its a goal!.
North Melbourne Kangaroos : 13.4.82
Hawthorn Hawks : 6.9.45
4 : 21.13 {C} - T Goldstein wins the tapout.
4 : 21.23 {rW} - The ball is now with T Dumont.
4 : 21.29 {CHF} - The kick seeks out N Larkey.
4 : 21.33 {CHF} - The ball drops short of N Larkey.
4 : 21.37 {CHB} - Running with the ball is S Frost.
4 : 21.43 {FB} - He gets a handpass to L Shiels.
4 : 21.47 {FB} - L Shiels has been penalised for a throw.
4 : 21.53 {FF} - J Anderson wants to get on with proceedings.
4 : 21.58 {FF} - J Frawley drags J Anderson down beautifully.
4 : 22.02 {FB} - J Frawley has it. What can he do with it?.
4 : 22.08 {rHBF} - Boots the ball toward B Stratton.
4 : 22.12 {rHBF} - That's an extraordinary juggled one-hander to J Simpkin.
4 : 22.19 {lHFF} - J Simpkin looking for a lead.
4 : 22.23 - <<< J Polec is coming on to replace R Tarrant >>>
4 : 22.33 {lHFF} - J Simpkin wants to get on with proceedings.
4 : 22.37 {lHFF} - J Simpkin sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
4 : 22.43 {lFP} - J Simpkin is still looking for options and takes another.
4 : 22.47 {lFP} - J Simpkin ignores a lead to have a shot.
4 : 22.53 {lFP} - J Simpkin adds a minor score to his team's total.
North Melbourne Kangaroos : 13.5.83
Hawthorn Hawks : 6.9.45
4 : 23.02 {FB} - J Impey has possession.
4 : 23.08 {rBP} - A wild kick laterally towards J Sicily.
4 : 23.12 {rBP} - Great mark! No! The umpire calls play on.
4 : 23.18 {rBP} - A bit of space for J Sicily to utilise.
4 : 23.22 {CHB} - That's a real finger-breaker in the direction of S Frost.
4 : 23.27 {CHB} - Brilliant mark by S Frost!.
4 : 23.32 {CHB} - S Frost wants to get on with proceedings.
4 : 23.37 {rHBF} - Passes to B Stratton by hand.
4 : 23.43 {C} - J O'Meara and B Cunnington jostle for position.
4 : 23.47 {C} - The ball drops short of J O'Meara.
4 : 23.53 {C} - Not enough pressure on J O'Meara.
4 : 23.57 {lHFF} - Long raking kick in the direction of H Morrison.
4 : 24.01 {lHFF} - H Morrison marks uncontested.
4 : 24.08 {lHFF} - H Morrison slowing down the play.
4 : 24.12 {rHFF} - Handpass over the shoulder to T Mitchell.
4 : 24.18 {lHFF} - A short kick to H Morrison.
4 : 24.22 {lHFF} - Here's a chance for an opportunist rover.
4 : 24.27 {CHB} - M Daw wants to get on with proceedings.
4 : 24.32 {CHB} - Crunching tackle by S Burgoyne.
4 : 24.37 {CHF} - S Burgoyne dances around M Daw.
4 : 24.43 {FF} - A long looping handpass to J Patton.
4 : 24.47 {FF} - J Patton wants a goal.
4 : 24.51 {FF} - Ohhr he should have drilled it.
North Melbourne Kangaroos : 13.5.83
Hawthorn Hawks : 6.10.46
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SIREN SOUNDS FOR THE END OF QUARTER 4
North Melbourne Kangaroos : 13.5.83
Hawthorn Hawks : 6.10.46
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Match Over!

 

[The Filth Wizard]

AFTER-MATCH SUMMARY :

NTH SENIORS Vs HAW SENIORS
NTH               4    0        6    0        8    1        13   5    83      
HAW               2    2        5    4        5    8        6    10   46      
NTH        HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt  HAW         HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt
P Ahern     0  5  1  2  0  1  1  0  0   20  J Sicily     0  3  2  4  0  0  1  0  0   20
T Thomas    0  3  3  2  0  0  0  1  0   28  J Frawley    0  4  7  6  2  0  0  0  0   53
J Polec     0  8  1  6  0  0  0  0  0   39  J Impey      0  4  0  5  0  0  0  0  0   22
J Ziebell   0  5  3  1  1  0  0  2  0   42  B Stratton   0  3  3  3  1  0  1  0  0   25
M Daw       0  4  1  3  0  0  2  0  0   15  S Frost      0  9  4  7  0  2  0  0  0   55
S Atley     0  11 3  3  1  0  0  0  0   52  I Smith      0  4  2  4  0  1  0  0  0   27
T Dumont    0  7  5  6  1  0  1  1  0   55  R Henderso   0  9  1  3  0  1  1  1  0   40
B Cunningt  0  8  3  9  0  2  1  0  0   50  J O'Meara    0  7  4  9  2  0  2  0  0   53
M Williams  0  13 2  9  1  0  1  1  1   71  T Scully     0  11 6  14 1  0  1  1  1   87
B Brown     0  4  3  3  0  0  1  0  0   24  T Mitchell   0  7  0  8  2  3  0  0  0   48
N Larkey    0  4  1  3  0  0  3  1  0   18  S Burgoyne   0  9  6  9  1  1  1  0  2   67
J Simpkin   0  4  2  4  0  1  0  0  1   28  H Morrison   0  6  7  9  1  1  2  0  0   56
C Zurhaar   0  4  0  0  0  0  0  4  0   36  J Worpel     0  3  1  1  1  0  0  2  1   31
J Anderson  0  5  0  0  1  1  0  2  3   35  J Patton     0  5  1  0  0  0  0  1  4   28
C Taylor    0  1  0  0  0  1  0  1  0   10  M Lewis      0  1  0  0  0  0  0  0  1    4
T Goldstei  6  7  0  6  2  2  1  0  0   46  T O'Brien    7  4  0  10 0  0  0  0  0   39
L Davies-U  0  13 0  10 6  2  0  0  0   85  L Shiels     0  10 0  13 2  3  1  1  1   71
S Higgins   0  6  0  7  5  2  0  0  0   54  J Scrimsha   0  3  0  1  2  0  2  0  0   13
R Tarrant   0  5  2  4  0  0  0  0  0   29  C Wingard    0  4  3  8  2  0  0  0  0   45
J Pittard   0  6  5  1  0  0  1  0  0   32  J Ceglar     2  2  0  0  1  0  0  0  0   12

            NTH   HAW
Hitouts   : 6    9
Kicks     : 123  108
Marks     : 35   47
Handballs : 79   114
Tackles   : 18   18
Frees For : 12   12
Frees Ag. : 12   12
Smothers  : 1    1
Ironouts  : 6    8
Inside50  : 17   23
Goals     : 13   6
Behinds   : 5    10

GOAL BY GOAL :

First Quarter :
1.38 - Goal to R Henderson (HAW) - HAW by 6 point(s).
3.09 - Goal to N Larkey (NTH) - scores level.
5.43 - Rushed behind to HAW - HAW by 1 point(s).
12.21 - Goal to J Ziebell (NTH) - NTH by 5 point(s).
14.1 - Goal to J Ziebell (NTH) - NTH by 11 point(s).
15.45 - Behind to L Shiels (HAW) - NTH by 10 point(s).
20.08 - Goal to J Patton (HAW) - NTH by 4 point(s).
22.19 - Goal to J Anderson (NTH) - NTH by 10 point(s).

Second Quarter :
.43 - Goal to L Shiels (HAW) - NTH by 4 point(s).
6.41 - Rushed behind to HAW - NTH by 3 point(s).
7.47 - Goal to J Worpel (HAW) - HAW by 3 point(s).
12.4 - Goal to T Thomas (NTH) - NTH by 3 point(s).
13.45 - Behind to J Worpel (HAW) - NTH by 2 point(s).
19.13 - Goal to C Zurhaar (NTH) - NTH by 8 point(s).
21.17 - Goal to T Scully (HAW) - NTH by 2 point(s).

Third Quarter :
1.13 - Goal to T Dumont (NTH) - NTH by 8 point(s).
8.22 - Behind to M Lewis (HAW) - NTH by 7 point(s).
9.36 - Behind to J Patton (HAW) - NTH by 6 point(s).
11.21 - Goal to C Taylor (NTH) - NTH by 12 point(s).
19.58 - Behind to S Burgoyne (HAW) - NTH by 11 point(s).
21.23 - Rushed behind to HAW - NTH by 10 point(s).
22.37 - Behind to M Williams (NTH) - NTH by 11 point(s).

Final Quarter :
1.23 - Behind to J Anderson (NTH) - NTH by 12 point(s).
2.48 - Goal to C Zurhaar (NTH) - NTH by 18 point(s).
7.33 - Goal to J Worpel (HAW) - NTH by 12 point(s).
10.18 - Rushed behind to NTH - NTH by 13 point(s).
10.51 - Behind to J Anderson (NTH) - NTH by 14 point(s).
11.56 - Goal to C Zurhaar (NTH) - NTH by 20 point(s).
13 - Goal to J Anderson (NTH) - NTH by 26 point(s).
13.31 - Behind to S Burgoyne (HAW) - NTH by 25 point(s).
17.3 - Goal to M Williams (NTH) - NTH by 31 point(s).
21.13 - Goal to C Zurhaar (NTH) - NTH by 37 point(s).
22.58 - Behind to J Simpkin (NTH) - NTH by 38 point(s).
24.57 - Behind to J Patton (HAW) - NTH by 37 point(s).

TIME ON GROUND :

NTH
J Pittard            0 (On) 82.47 (Off) Total : 82%
R Tarrant            0 (On) 67.1 (Off) 79.54 (On) 94.34 (Off) 95.19 (On) 97.23 (Off) Total : 84%
M Williams           0 (On) Total : 100%
P Ahern              0 (On) 63.15 (Off) 82.47 (On) Total : 80%
M Daw                0 (On) Total : 100%
S Atley              0 (On) 79.54 (Off) 94.34 (On) Total : 85%
T Dumont             0 (On) Total : 100%
B Cunnington         0 (On) Total : 100%
J Polec              0 (On) 95.19 (Off) 97.23 (On) Total : 97%
T Thomas             0 (On) 43.38 (Off) 67.1 (On) Total : 76%
N Larkey             0 (On) Total : 100%
J Ziebell            0 (On) 35.4 (Off) 63.15 (On) Total : 72%
C Zurhaar            0 (On) Total : 100%
B Brown              0 (On) 9.38 (Off) 43.38 (On) Total : 66%
C Taylor             0 (On) Total : 100%
T Goldstein          0 (On) Total : 100%
L Davies-Uniacke     0 (On) Total : 100%
S Higgins            0 (On) Total : 100%
J Anderson           0 (Off) 9.38 (On) Total : 89%
J Simpkin            0 (Off) 35.4 (On) Total : 63%

HAW
B Stratton           0 (On) 22.33 (Off) 42.03 (On) Total : 80%
J Frawley            0 (On) Total : 100%
J Scrimshaw          0 (On) 4.58 (Off) 22.33 (On) 46.33 (Off) 80.09 (On) Total : 49%
J Sicily             0 (On) 42.03 (Off) 46.33 (On) Total : 95%
S Frost              0 (On) Total : 100%
I Smith              0 (On) Total : 100%
R Henderson          0 (On) Total : 100%
J O'Meara            0 (On) Total : 100%
T Scully             0 (On) Total : 100%
C Wingard            0 (On) 95.02 (Off) Total : 95%
S Burgoyne           0 (On) Total : 100%
H Morrison           0 (On) Total : 100%
T O'Brien            0 (On) 19.25 (Off) 21.33 (On) Total : 97%
J Patton             0 (On) Total : 100%
M Lewis              0 (On) Total : 100%
J Ceglar             0 (On) 21.33 (Off) Total : 22%
J Worpel             0 (On) 8.14 (Off) 19.25 (On) Total : 89%
T Mitchell           0 (On) 80.09 (Off) 95.02 (On) Total : 85%
J Impey              0 (Off) 4.58 (On) Total : 94%
L Shiels             0 (Off) 8.14 (On) Total : 90%

Total :  3600               Average :  90

MATCH-UPS :

• Spending most of the game pushing and shoving each other, not much between I Smith and B Brown - the former was probably a smidgeon better. - 46m from 47 to 93.
• Toe to toe throughout, J O'Meara did well against B Cunnington. - 98m from 1 to 99.
• In what was a very slow day for both, B Stratton won the bout with C Taylor. - 0m from 13 to 13.
• In a comparatively small-fry arm wrestle, B Stratton did very well against J Simpkin. - 48m from 50 to 98.
• Neither having much reason to brag, J Scrimshaw had the better of C Taylor. - 0m from 27 to 27.
• Neither having much reason to brag, not much between C Taylor and J Sicily - the former was probably a smidgeon better. - 51m from 47 to 98.
• Neither having much reason to brag, C Wingard came out tops over the brave R Tarrant. - 2m from 81 to 83.
• Toe to toe throughout, S Atley either broke even with C Wingard or vaguely bested him - it was hard to tell. - 78m from 1 to 79.
• In quite a display, C Zurhaar exposed J Impey's frailties. - 87m from 11 to 98.
• Regardless that this wasn't a huge game for either player, H Morrison had J Ziebell's measure. - 35m from 64 to 99.
• While both players struggled to make an impact, H Morrison came out tops over the brave P Ahern. - 61m from 1 to 62.
• While both players struggled to make an impact, it could be argued that T Thomas had the better game against I Smith - although there was very little in it. - 35m from 2 to 37.
• In quite a display, J Frawley had J Anderson's measure. - 87m from 11 to 98.
• In a comparatively small-fry arm wrestle, T Goldstein and J Ceglar were hard to separate - though T Goldstein was slightly more effective. - 19m from 1 to 20.
• While both players struggled to make an impact, R Tarrant came out tops over the brave J Patton. - 63m from 4 to 67.
• While overall a quiet day for both players, T Thomas gave J Patton a bit of a touch-up. - 32m from 67 to 99.
• While overall a quiet day for both players, J Pittard massacred M Lewis. - 73m from 9 to 82.
• While both players struggled to make an impact, J Worpel had the better of J Polec. - 69m from 19 to 88.
• While very slim pickings for both players, R Henderson was slightly more polished than J Polec. - 7m from 1 to 8.
• Neither having much reason to brag, T O'Brien and J Polec were hard to separate - though T O'Brien was slightly more effective. - 5m from 14 to 19.
• Regardless that this wasn't a huge game for either player, J Scrimshaw won the bout with S Higgins. - 19m from 80 to 99.
• Neither having much reason to brag, J Sicily and J Simpkin were hard to separate - though J Sicily was slightly more effective. - 1m from 36 to 37.
• While worlds weren't set on fire, J Ziebell gave J Sicily a bath. - 10m from 12 to 22.
• Spending most of the game pushing and shoving each other, J Worpel beat L Davies-Uniacke today - but not by much. - 5m from 1 to 6.
• In an epic battle, not much between L Davies-Uniacke and L Shiels - the former was probably a smidgeon better. - 81m from 13 to 94.
• In a solid performance, S Burgoyne was easily the winner in the clash with M Daw. - 98m from 1 to 99.
• Regardless that this wasn't a huge game for either player, M Williams exposed R Henderson's frailties. - 82m from 12 to 94.
• Neither having much reason to brag, M Williams came out tops over the brave T O'Brien. - 1m from 5 to 6.
• In a bit of an exhibition, S Frost massacred N Larkey. - 95m from 3 to 98.
• Neither having much reason to brag, not much between T Mitchell and S Atley - the former was probably a smidgeon better. - 0m from 99 to 99.
• In an epic battle, S Higgins and T Mitchell were evenly matched. - 78m from 1 to 79.
• While not all all one-way, T Scully came out tops over the brave T Dumont. - 94m from 2 to 96.
• In an epic battle, T Goldstein did very well against T O'Brien. - 74m from 22 to 96.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

E-AFL Ladder After Round Eight

Team                   P   W   L   D   Pen   For  Agnst     %     Pts  Streak   L5   Change   GB    Chase

Collingwood            8   7   1   -    -    789   729   108.23   28     5W    WWWWW   +1     Ldr     -
Geelong                8   6   2   -    -    826   678   121.83   24     1L    WWWWL   -1     -1      -
Fremantle              8   5   3   -    -    971   816   119.00   20     1W    LWWLW   +1     -2      -
Gold Coast Suns        8   5   3   -    -    756   676   111.83   20     1W    WLWLW   +1     -2      -
Adelaide               8   5   3   -    -    703   644   109.16   20     3W    LLWWW   +1     -2      -
Hawthorn               8   5   3   -    -    731   741    98.65   20     1L    LWLWL   -3     -2      -
West Coast Eagles      8   4   4   -    -    880   849   103.65   16     1W    LWWLW   +4     -3      -
Sydney Swans           8   4   4   -    -    763   752   101.46   16     2W    WWLWW   +4     -3     Ldr
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Western Bulldogs       8   4   4   -    -    849   850    99.88   16     1L    WLLWL   -2     -3      -
Brisbane Lions         8   4   4   -    -    839   901    93.12   16     1L    LLWWL   -2     -3      -
North Melbourne        8   4   4   -    -    726   786    92.37   16     1W    LWLLW   +2     -3      -
Port Adelaide          8   3   4   1    -    774   791    97.85   14     1W    DLWLW   +3     -3.5   -0.5
Melbourne              8   3   5   -    -    856   817   104.77   12     1L    LLLWL   -4     -4     -1
St. Kilda              8   3   5   -    -    741   743    99.73   12     3L    WWLLL   -4     -4     -1
Essendon               8   3   5   -    -    681   827    82.35   12     4L    WLLLL   -1     -4     -1
GWS Giants             8   2   5   1    -    686   810    84.69   10     1W    DLWLW   +2     -4.5   -1.5
Richmond               8   2   6   -    -    704   714    98.60    8     1L    LLLWL   -1     -5     -2
Carlton                8   2   6   -    -    611   762    80.18    8     3L    WWLLL   -1     -5     -2

Headlines

• Roos rebound to upset Hawks
• Eagles hold off Dogs to secure win
• Noble boots five as Pies make it five in a row
• Crows prove too strong for Lions
• Giants topple Cats in huge boilover
• Dockers inch past Demons in thriller
• Suns outgun Saints to move into top four
• Power edge close to eight after defeating Blues
• Gray, Hayward lead Swans past Tigers


Results

North Melbourne 13.5 (83) defeated Hawthorn 6.10 (46)
West Coast Eagles 20.9 (129) defeated Western Bulldogs 18.9 (117)
Collingwood 18.9 (117) defeated Essendon 17.5 (107)
Brisbane Lions 10.8 (68) lost to Adelaide 16.11 (107)
Geelong 12.5 (77) lost to GWS Giants 15.6 (96)
Melbourne 18.9 (117) lost to Fremantle 19.9 (123)
St. Kilda 9.3 (57) lost to Gold Coast Suns 16.4 (100)
Carlton 12.8 (80) lost to Port Adelaide 14.10 (94)
Sydney Swans 15.8 (98) defeated Richmond 11.7 (73)


Round Nine Fixtures - 1-3 May 2020

Adelaide vs Essendon at Adelaide Oval
Hawthorn vs Gold Coast Suns at Marvel Stadium (MOTR)
Fremantle vs Western Bulldogs at Optus Stadium
Richmond vs Collingwood at Melbourne Cricket Ground
Port Adelaide vs West Coast Eagles at Adelaide Oval
GWS Giants vs North Melbourne at GIANTS Stadium
St. Kilda vs Melbourne at Marvel Stadium
Geelong vs Brisbane at GMHBA Stadium
Carlton vs Sydney Swans at Marvel Stadium

 

[King Corey]

Filthy's simulated season is like hitting the links at the bottom of articles when you know it's wrong.

Working your way through a 30 piece slideshow on "What Celebrities Look like Now" or "Famous People you didn't know died in 2019" is obviously a pathetic use of your precious time.

Yet you feel yourself magnetically drawn into doing it.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

 

[King Corey]

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If you're that hot in real life we need to move this back and forth beyond the computer.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

If you're that hot in real life we need to move this back and forth beyond the computer.

Jokes on you... I am.

 

[King Corey]

Jokes on you... I am.

I call bullshit.

Twinkletoes would've cordoned you off in a corner of the pub and stopped any of us ever meeting you if that was the case.