Official Team Thread Sin City Swamprats S26 Official Team Thread - Far Kern is new TopRat

[Nunez]

Normally I bypass Demons games on account of not wanting to fall asleep reading their full posters but this week it is war. Yakker giving you fair warning, I won't be holding back.

 

[LukeParkerno1]

The Demons just lol

 

[I Dont Care]

Last time we played the Demons in a final was the S20 Preliminary, which we lost but was notable for some quality drunk posting:

Was that when you had that boat trip?

 

[Ant Bear]

Was that when you had that boat trip?

See, you do have a good memory!

 

[I Dont Care]

See, you do have a good memory!

I remember that coz you posted a pic of yourself It disappeared when you sobered up

 

[Ant Bear]

I remember that coz you posted a pic of yourself It disappeared when you sobered up

Snapchat has nothing on the BF edit post function

 

[WaynesWorld19]

Congratulations Swampies ! .....close one, but you're thru to the next round ......i would have watched, and i apologise for not being there .....but i had zero interest, and tended to my stamp collection instead

 

[Ant Bear]

Congratulations Swampies ! .....close one, but you're thru to the next round ......i would have watched, and i apologise for not being there .....but i had zero interest, and tended to my stamp collection instead

Here's a stamp for you.

Spoiler

 

[WaynesWorld19]

Here's a stamp for you.

Spoiler

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Looks counterfeit to my keen eye ?? .... there appears to be some false detail added, by persons unknown ?

 

[edgie]

Last week two kicks, two goals.

This week there kicks, three goals!

I am on fire!

Sent from mTalk

 

[Ant Bear]

Looks counterfeit to my keen eye ?? .... there appears to be some false detail added, by persons unknown ?

Nope, it's genuine.


You should see the statue they erected there, too

 

[philreich]

Last week two kicks, two goals.

This week there kicks, three goals!

I am on fire!

Sent from mTalk

I sense an upward trend. Why don't you make it 4 goals next week, and then 5 in the grand final?

 

[WaynesWorld19]

Nope, it's genuine.
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You should see the statue they erected there, too

So your fame has spread to Kenya ? ......obviously outside of running, they're short of sporting hero's .....btw have you briefed the Kenyans the rules & intracacies of Qooty ?

So if you win the Grand Final .....plans for a Cup parade in Kenya ? .....it's the least you could do, after they released a stamp in your honor

 

[edgie]

I sense an upward trend. Why don't you make it 4 goals next week, and then 5 in the grand final?

I'll settle for one free against as long as we win

Sent from mTalk

 

[philreich]

I'll settle for one free against as long as we win

Sent from mTalk

Deal.

 

[Ant Bear]

So your fame has spread to Kenya ? ......obviously outside of running, they're short of sporting hero's .....btw have you briefed the Kenyans the rules & intracacies of Qooty ?

So if you win the Grand Final .....plans for a Cup parade in Kenya ? .....it's the least you could do, after they released a stamp in your honor

I've been in negotiations with President Uhuru about Nairobi hosting an International Round match next season

Here's another statue of me in one of my more well-known poses, passedoutdrunk

 

[edgie]

Deal.

If yous don't get the win I and I have the consolation of negative stats, I'll be one unhappy camper!

Sent from mTalk

 

[Pugsley]

Well played Rats. Good luck in the big dance.

 

[gym4life]

Despite myself and some of your teams posters having our differences, I’d like to thank you for knocking out the gumbies.

 

[BRAB]

PRIME POSITIONS available at gumbies

SWITCH TODAY!

 

[I Dont Care]

So your fame has spread to Kenya ? ......obviously outside of running, they're short of sporting hero's .....btw have you briefed the Kenyans the rules & intracacies of Qooty ?

So if you win the Grand Final .....plans for a Cup parade in Kenya ? .....it's the least you could do, after they released a stamp in your honor

Is Kenya near Nigeria? Coz a prince there owes me some coin

 

[Pugsley]

Is Kenya near Nigeria? Coz a prince there owes me some coin

Just get him to send credit card details.

 

[I Dont Care]

Just get him to send credit card details.

Apparently the royal family are forbidden to have credit cards

 

[WaynesWorld19]

Is Kenya near Nigeria? Coz a prince there owes me some coin

WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING !!! .......you know those Nigerian Princes are no good

 

[WaynesWorld19]

Apparently the royal family are forbidden to have credit cards

Why would they ! .....they own the country's currency printing capabilities

What determines the amount of money a country can print? There is no fixed yard stick which determines the amount of printed money by central bank. It should be sufficient to make transfer of goods and services smooth and at the same time restore the value of currency.