Official Team Thread Sin City Swamprats S26 Official Team Thread - Far Kern is new TopRat

[Ant Bear]

ESTABLISHED: SFA SEASON 4
PREMIERSHIPS: 1 (S6)
HOME GROUND: THE UNDERGROUND STADIUM
COLOURS: BLACK, WHITE, SILVER AND RED

S26 Guernseys:
Home:

Away:

CLUB SONG:
Beer, beer the black and the white
Honour the beer by day and by night
Lift that pint of stout up high
Chug down the f***er til it's dry
Whether the pub be great or be small
We'll clean it out and spew over all
While our Swamprats keep on drinking
Onwards to pissed glory!

SWAMPRAT ANTHEM:
Swamprats all, let us rejoice, for we are undie free
With golden beer and rivals tears, our women we don't see
Underground we dwell, we drink and yell, we're loud and we don't care,
We live in pubs, do lots of drugs
Swamprats don't play fair.
In drunken rants, we lose our pants
Swamprats don't play fair

THE CREED:

We the players and management of the Alberton/Sin City Swamprats Football Club accept the heritage which players and administrators have passed down to us. In so doing we do not intend to rest in idleness but shall strive with all our power to further the drunken revelries of our forebears.

To do this we believe -

There is great honour and merit in getting booze when it is on special

That to be drunk one must consume at least 5 standard drinks per hour


We believe that inebriation is well within our reach and that each member of both the team and management will suffer hangovers for the common end.


Also we know that should we, after drinking as much as possible, still not reach a state of alcohol poisoning our efforts will become a further part of this clubs noble tradition.


Finally we concede that there can be honour in being half cut, but to each of us honourable semi inebriation can come only after the endeavour to score enough beer and spirits has been completely exhausted.
League Awards:

MOBBENFUHRER MEDALLISTS: MannumPower S20, Ant Bear S22, Noobz0r S23
FRED (ALF ANDREWS) MEDALLISTS: Groove S4, Gray Day S22, Dingster S25
DEESTROY MEDAL: Total Power S4
FRANKSTON ROVER: Cloud_ S22, Millky95 S23, Ant Bear S25

HONOUR ROLL:



Club Record Holders:

S26 Roster:
1. Ant Bear (C)
18.Nunez (LG)
89. sportsmaniac89 (LG)
17. philreich (LG)
14. GotTheGoodes (LG)
36. SarahSmiles (LG)
2. jackster83
05. edgie
6. bergholt
7. LukeParkerno1
8. Obeanie1
9. Kirkswan (R)
19. Macca19
20. gaskin
21. rickety
23. sataris
26. Quadzilla
29. tonygeeks (R)
42. wharfie_1870
45. ant555
64. Firestarter
69. Far Kern
72. Fizzler
74. Jonts
77. I Dont Care
88. Power Raid
100,000 TradeDraft



OUTS: ShaunDuggan (Wonders), Cheval (Bombers), ChristopHaha, katmanblue, Bicko Sublime, Dingster (Deep undercover), Sleezy. Thank you all for your services.
INS: I Dont Care (Roys), SarahSmiles (Wonders), LukeParkerno1 (wilderness), tonygeeks (Rookie), Nunez (Rookie) jackster83 (Rookie), Kirkswan (Rookie - from Wonders), Far Kern (Returned)​

 

[Ant Bear]

S26 Draw

Swamprats:
Round 1 vs Fighting Furies (H)
Round 2 vs Coney Island Warriors (H)
Round 3 vs Gumbies FFC (A)
Round 4 vs Mt Buller Demons (A)
Round 5 vs Dragons FFC (H)
Round 6 vs East Side Hawks (A)
Round 7 vs West Coast Wonders (H)
Round 8 vs Gold City Royals (A)
Round 9 vs Roys FFC (A)
Round 10 vs Baghdad Bombers (H)
Round 11 vs Las Vegas Bears (A)
Round 12 vs Fighting Furies (A)
Round 13 vs Coney Island Warriors (A)
Round 14 vs Gumbies FFC (H)
Round 15 vs Mt Buller Demons (H)
Round 16 vs Dragons FFC (A)
Round 17 vs East Side Hawks (H)

 

[Ant Bear]

Pending Milestones


Round 1 – gaskin 50 SFA games

Round 8 – Dingster 300 SFA games

Round 10 - Ant Bear 150 games

Round 11 - Power Raid 150 SCS games

Round 12 - I Dont Care 100 SCS games

Round 14 – philreich 50 SCS games, gaskin 50 SCS games, Fizzler 50 SCS games

Round 16- ant555 300 SFA games

 

[Ant Bear]

RESERVED FOR MISSION STATEMENT

 

[LukeParkerno1]

Lucky number 7 woohoooooo

 

[U2tigers]

So Ant Bear , I take it you won the Leadership Ballot.

 

[Ant Bear]

GUERNSEY PRESENTATIONS

Welcome all to the new team thread. The kits are in the OP, and each listed Swamprat will now be presented with their own Guernsey.

First up, the Leadership Group:

#1 Ant Bear (Captain)

Debut: S18 R1
Games: 140
Goals: 123
Awards: League - S22 Mobbs Medal; S22 MVP Trophy; S20/S21/S22/S23/S24/S25 All-SFA , S25 Frankston Rover Medal
Club – SCS S21/S22/S25 B&F Toots Hibbert Medal; S18 drazah Medal; S22/S23/S24/S25 Macca Medal





#4 Dingster (Vice-Captain)

Debut: For Junkyard Dogs S3 R2
For Las Vegas Bears S5 R1
For ModSquad S9 R1
Games: 292 (JYD 37, LVB 178 , MOD 41, SCS 36)
Goals: 189 (JYD 17, LVB 83 , MOD 1, SCS 88)
Awards: League - S25 Fred Medal, S25 All-SFA
Club – LVB Hall of Fame
LVB Captain S23
LVB B&F S23
LVB Premiership Player S22
SCS Groove TrophyS25





#89 sportsmaniac89 (Leadership Group)

Debut: S22 R1
Games: 73
Goals: 56
Awards: League – S25 All-SFA
Club – SCS S23 B&F Toots Hibbert Medal





#17 philreich (Leadership Group)

Debut: S23 R1 (Mount Buller Demons)
Games: 53 (17 MBD, 36 SCS)
Goals: 29 ( MBD 6, SCS 23)
Awards: League - All-SFA S24
Club – MBD S23 Rookie Award
SCS – B&F Toots Hibbert Medal S24





#14 GotTheGoodes (Leadership Group)

Debut: S25 R1
Games: 20
Goals: 8
Awards: Club – S25 drazah Medal


Next, please welcome our Heritage players:


#19 Macca19 (Club Legend)

Debut: For Mt Buller Demons – S1 R1
For Swamprats - S4 Round 1
Games: 296 (269 SCS, 27 MBD)
Goals: 149 (125 SCS, 24 MBD)
Awards: Club – Club Founder.
S4-S7 Captain;
S5 B&F Toots Hibbert Medal
S6 Premiership Captain




#74 Jonts (Club Legend)

Debut: S16 Round 1
Games:106
Goals: 33
Awards: Club – S16 SCS co-captain




#88 Power Raid

Debut: For Gold City Royals S17 Round 1
For Swamprats S18 Round 1
Games: 157 (GCR 18, SCS 139)
Goals: 154 (GCR 27, SCS 129)
Awards: League – S18 All-SFA


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[Restricted Free Agent]

#sackantbear

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

#antbearssack

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

#bearssackants

 

[Ant Bear]

Next up, please welcome to the stage our core posters. We would love to see some of you people step up even further this season:


#5 edgie

Debut: S25 R5
Games: 16
Goals: 23




#20 gaskin

Debut: S23 Round 5 for Geelong Wolves
Games: 49 (13 GW, 36 SCS)
Goals: 41 (9 GW, 32 SCS)




#21 rickety

Debut: S25 R1
Games: 20
Goals: 8





#23 sataris

Debut: S25 R6
Games: 15
Goals: 23





#26 Quadzilla

Debut: S7 Round 4
Games: 162
Goals: 77
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#45 ant555

Debut: S4 Round 1 (BigFooty Bombers)
Games: 284 (20 SCS, 264 Bom)
Goals: 121 (5 SCS, 116 Bombers)
Awards: League – Deestroy Medal S7 (Bom), S24 (Bom)
S7 Premiership Captain (Bom)
Club – B&F S6 (Bom)




#64 Firestarter

Debut: S25 R1
Games: 20
Goals: 4




#72 Fizzler

Debut: For Geelong Gumbies: S17 Round 11
Games: 72 (GG 36, SCS 36)
Goals: 32 (GG 11, SCS 21)
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#6 bergholt

Debut: S24 Round 1
Games: 36
Goals: 14
Awards: SCS – S24 drazah Medal





#8 Obeanie1

Debut: S25 R1
Games: 20
Goals: 12


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[Firestarter]

Fires started: 27

 

[philreich]

So Ant Bear , I take it you won the Leadership Ballot.

#sacksportsmaniac89 didn't have the same ring to it.

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

Fires started: 27

Sarah's Smiled: 36

 

[spookism]

When did red become a colour down this way?
I don't know how I feel about this.

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

Why did I reserve those posts?

 

[Ant Bear]

Please welcome these new and returning Swamprats


#77 I Dont Care

Debut: S17 R16
Games: 131 (88 SCS, 24 CIW, 19 Roys)
Goals: 114 (82 SCS, 22 CIW, 10 Roys)


#7. LukeParkerno1

Debut: S19 R1
Games: 15
Goals: 9


#36. SarahSmiles

Debut: S25 R1 for West Coast Wonders
Games: WCW 18
Goals: WCW 7

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A couple of rookies


tonygeeks


Nunez




And finally, some players who have lapsed out of interest. Hope to see you return soon.


#9 Sublime

Debut: S20 R1
Games: 60
Goals: 51





#12 Bicko

Debut: S25 R1
Games: 5
Goals: 2





#16 Sleezy

Debut: S23 Round 1
Games: 19
Goals: 18






#42 wharfie_1870

Debut: S9 Round 1
Games: 131
Goals: 70





#100,000 TradeDraft

Debut: S25 R1
Games: 20
Goals: 8




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[Restricted Free Agent]

Seeing as Ant Bear won't do it for me I'll do it for myself
#36 SarahSmiles
Games: 18
Debut: Round 1 S25 (West Coast Wonders)

 

[Ant Bear]

So Ant Bear , I take it you won the Leadership Ballot.

Unopposed

 

[Ant Bear]

When did red become a colour down this way?

Season 24

 

[Ant Bear]

Seeing as Ant Bear won't do it for me I'll do it for myself
#36 SarahSmiles
Games: 18
Debut: Round 1 S25 (West Coast Wonders)

Ha, I must have been editing as you posted

 

[GotTheGoodes]

When did red become a colour down this way?
I don't know how I feel about this.

Nothing wrong with a bit of red.... In my completely unbiased and humble opinion of course. Ahem...

 

[byebyexenxen]

Nothing wrong with a bit of red.... In my completely unbiased and humble opinion of course. Ahem...

You're LG now?! Wow congrats!!!

 

[sportsmaniac89]

#sacksportsmaniac89 didn't have the same ring to it.

And nor should it either!!!

Hence why I chose a more complicated username

You did miss an opportunity though

#sackmaniac89
#demotemaniac89
#benchmaniac89

 

[GotTheGoodes]

You're LG now?! Wow congrats!!!

I am!?! #sackantbear


(Thanks)