Official Team Thread Sin City Swamprats S26 Official Team Thread - The Mockumentary

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  1. Ant Bear

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    ESTABLISHED: SFA SEASON 4
    PREMIERSHIPS: 1 (S6)
    HOME GROUND: THE UNDERGROUND STADIUM
    COLOURS: BLACK, WHITE, SILVER AND RED

    S26 Guernseys:
    Home:
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    Away:
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    CLUB SONG:
    :musicnotes:Beer, beer the black and the white
    Honour the beer by day and by night
    Lift that pint of stout up high
    Chug down the f***er til it's dry
    Whether the pub be great or be small
    We'll clean it out and spew over all
    While our Swamprats keep on drinking
    Onwards to pissed glory!:musicnotes:

    SWAMPRAT ANTHEM:
    :musicalnote:Swamprats all, let us rejoice, for we are undie free
    With golden beer and rivals tears, our women we don't see
    Underground we dwell, we drink and yell, we're loud and we don't care,
    We live in pubs, do lots of drugs
    Swamprats don't play fair.
    In drunken rants, we lose our pants
    Swamprats don't play fair:musicalnote:

    THE CREED:

    We the players and management of the Alberton/Sin City Swamprats Football Club accept the heritage which players and administrators have passed down to us. In so doing we do not intend to rest in idleness but shall strive with all our power to further the drunken revelries of our forebears.

    To do this we believe -

    There is great honour and merit in getting booze when it is on special

    That to be drunk one must consume at least 5 standard drinks per hour


    We believe that inebriation is well within our reach and that each member of both the team and management will suffer hangovers for the common end.


    Also we know that should we, after drinking as much as possible, still not reach a state of alcohol poisoning our efforts will become a further part of this clubs noble tradition.


    Finally we concede that there can be honour in being half cut, but to each of us honourable semi inebriation can come only after the endeavour to score enough beer and spirits has been completely exhausted.
    League Awards:

    MOBBENFUHRER MEDALLISTS: MannumPower S20, Ant Bear S22, Noobz0r S23
    FRED (ALF ANDREWS) MEDALLISTS: Groove S4, Gray Day S22, Dingster S25
    DEESTROY MEDAL: Total Power S4
    FRANKSTON ROVER: Cloud_ S22, Millky95 S23, Ant Bear S25

    HONOUR ROLL:

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    Club Record Holders:

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    S26 Roster:
    1. Ant Bear (C)

    4. Dingster (VC)
    89. sportsmaniac89 (LG)
    17. philreich (LG)

    14. GotTheGoodes (LG)

    05. edgie
    6. bergholt
    7. LukeParkerno1
    8. Obeanie1

    9. Sublime
    16. Sleezy
    18. Nunez (R)

    19. Macca19
    20. gaskin

    21. rickety
    23. sataris
    26. Quadzilla
    29. tonygeeks (R)

    36. SarahSmiles
    42. wharfie_1870
    45. ant555
    64. Firestarter
    72. Fizzler

    74. Jonts
    77. I Dont Care

    88. Power Raid
    100,000 TradeDraft
    *NOTE: #2 HAS BEEN RETIRED INDEFINITELY


    OUTS: ShaunDuggan (Wonders), Cheval (Bombers), ChristopHaha, katmanblue, Bicko . Thank you all for your services.
    INS: I Dont Care (Roys), SarahSmiles (Wonders), LukeParkerno1 (wilderness), tonygeeks (Rookie), Nunez (Rookie)
     
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  2. Ant Bear

    Ant Bear Brownlow Medallist

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    S26 Draw

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    Swamprats:

    Round 1 vs Fighting Furies (H)
    Round 2 vs Coney Island Warriors (H)
    Round 3 vs Gumbies FFC (A)
    Round 4 vs Mt Buller Demons (A)
    Round 5 vs Dragons FFC (H)
    Round 6 vs East Side Hawks (A)
    Round 7 vs West Coast Wonders (H)
    Round 8 vs Gold City Royals (A)
    Round 9 vs Roys FFC (A)
    Round 10 vs Baghdad Bombers (H)
    Round 11 vs Las Vegas Bears (A)
    Round 12 vs Fighting Furies (A)
    Round 13 vs Coney Island Warriors (A)
    Round 14 vs Gumbies FFC (H)
    Round 15 vs Mt Buller Demons (H)
    Round 16 vs Dragons FFC (A)
    Round 17 vs East Side Hawks (H)
     
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  3. Ant Bear

    Ant Bear Brownlow Medallist

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    Pending Milestones


    Round 1 – gaskin 50 SFA games

    Round 8 – Dingster 300 SFA games

    Round 10 - Ant Bear 150 games

    Round 11 - Power Raid 150 SCS games

    Round 12 - I Dont Care 100 SCS games

    Round 14 – Dingster 50 SCS games, philreich 50 SCS games, gaskin 50 SCS games, Fizzler 50 SCS games

    Round 16- ant555 300 SFA games
     
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  4. Ant Bear

    Ant Bear Brownlow Medallist

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    RESERVED FOR MISSION STATEMENT

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  5. LukeParkerno1

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    Lucky number 7 woohoooooo
     
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  6. U2tigers

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    So Ant Bear , I take it you won the Leadership Ballot.
     
  7. Ant Bear

    Ant Bear Brownlow Medallist

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    GUERNSEY PRESENTATIONS

    Welcome all to the new team thread. The kits are in the OP, and each listed Swamprat will now be presented with their own Guernsey.

    First up, the Leadership Group:


    1. ANT BEAR.JPG
    #1 Ant Bear (Captain)

    Debut: S18 R1
    Games: 140
    Goals: 123
    Awards: League - S22 Mobbs Medal; S22 MVP Trophy; S20/S21/S22/S23/S24/S25 All-SFA , S25 Frankston Rover Medal
    Club – SCS S21/S22/S25 B&F Toots Hibbert Medal; S18 drazah Medal; S22/S23/S24/S25 Macca Medal





    4. DINGSTER.JPG
    #4 Dingster (Vice-Captain)

    Debut: For Junkyard Dogs S3 R2
    For Las Vegas Bears S5 R1
    For ModSquad S9 R1
    Games: 292 (JYD 37, LVB 178 , MOD 41, SCS 36)
    Goals: 189 (JYD 17, LVB 83 , MOD 1, SCS 88)
    Awards: League - S25 Fred Medal, S25 All-SFA
    Club – LVB Hall of Fame
    LVB Captain S23
    LVB B&F S23
    LVB Premiership Player S22
    SCS Groove TrophyS25





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    #89 sportsmaniac89 (Leadership Group)

    Debut: S22 R1
    Games: 73
    Goals: 56
    Awards: League – S25 All-SFA
    Club – SCS S23 B&F Toots Hibbert Medal





    17. PHILREICH.JPG
    #17 philreich (Leadership Group)

    Debut: S23 R1 (Mount Buller Demons)
    Games: 53 (17 MBD, 36 SCS)
    Goals: 29 ( MBD 6, SCS 23)
    Awards: League - All-SFA S24
    Club – MBD S23 Rookie Award
    SCS – B&F Toots Hibbert Medal S24





    14. GOTTHEGOODES.JPG
    #14 GotTheGoodes (Leadership Group)

    Debut: S25 R1
    Games: 20
    Goals: 8
    Awards: Club – S25 drazah Medal



    Next, please welcome our Heritage players:

    19. MACCA 19.JPG
    #19 Macca19 (Club Legend)

    Debut: For Mt Buller Demons – S1 R1
    For Swamprats - S4 Round 1
    Games: 296 (269 SCS, 27 MBD)
    Goals: 149 (125 SCS, 24 MBD)
    Awards: Club – Club Founder.
    S4-S7 Captain;
    S5 B&F Toots Hibbert Medal
    S6 Premiership Captain




    74. JONTS.JPG
    #74 Jonts (Club Legend)

    Debut: S16 Round 1
    Games:106
    Goals: 33
    Awards: Club – S16 SCS co-captain




    88. POWER RAID.JPG
    #88 Power Raid

    Debut: For Gold City Royals S17 Round 1
    For Swamprats S18 Round 1
    Games: 157 (GCR 18, SCS 139)
    Goals: 154 (GCR 27, SCS 129)
    Awards: League – S18 All-SFA



     
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  8. SarahSmiles

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    Next up, please welcome to the stage our core posters. We would love to see some of you people step up even further this season:

    05.EDGIE.JPG
    #5 edgie

    Debut: S25 R5
    Games: 16
    Goals: 23




    20. GASKIN.JPG
    #20 gaskin

    Debut: S23 Round 5 for Geelong Wolves
    Games: 49 (13 GW, 36 SCS)
    Goals: 41 (9 GW, 32 SCS)



    21. RICKETY.JPG
    #21 rickety

    Debut: S25 R1
    Games: 20
    Goals: 8





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    #23 sataris

    Debut: S25 R6
    Games: 15
    Goals: 23




    26. QUADZILLA.JPG
    #26 Quadzilla

    Debut: S7 Round 4
    Games: 162
    Goals: 77



    45. ANT555.JPG
    #45 ant555

    Debut: S4 Round 1 (BigFooty Bombers)
    Games: 284 (20 SCS, 264 Bom)
    Goals: 121 (5 SCS, 116 Bombers)
    Awards: League – Deestroy Medal S7 (Bom), S24 (Bom)
    S7 Premiership Captain (Bom)
    Club – B&F S6 (Bom)




    64. FIRESTARTER.JPG
    #64 Firestarter

    Debut: S25 R1
    Games: 20
    Goals: 4




    72. FIZZLER.JPG
    #72 Fizzler

    Debut: For Geelong Gumbies: S17 Round 11
    Games: 72 (GG 36, SCS 36)
    Goals: 32 (GG 11, SCS 21)



    6. BERGHOLT.JPG
    #6 bergholt

    Debut: S24 Round 1
    Games: 36
    Goals: 14
    Awards: SCS – S24 drazah Medal




    8. OBEANIE1.JPG

    #8 Obeanie1

    Debut: S25 R1
    Games: 20
    Goals: 12



     
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    Sarah's Smiled: 36
     
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    When did red become a colour down this way?
    I don't know how I feel about this.
     
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    Why did I reserve those posts?
     
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    Ant Bear Brownlow Medallist

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    Please welcome these new and returning Swamprats

    77. I DONT CARE.JPG
    #77 I Dont Care

    Debut: S17 R16
    Games: 131 (88 SCS, 24 CIW, 19 Roys)
    Goals: 114 (82 SCS, 22 CIW, 10 Roys)

    7. LUKEPARKERNO1.JPG
    #7. LukeParkerno1

    Debut: S19 R1
    Games: 15
    Goals: 9


    36. SARAHSMILES.JPG
    #36. SarahSmiles

    Debut: S25 R1 for West Coast Wonders
    Games: WCW 18
    Goals: WCW 7




    A couple of rookies
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    tonygeeks

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    Nunez





    And finally, some players who have lapsed out of interest. Hope to see you return soon.

    9. SUBLIME.JPG
    #9 Sublime

    Debut: S20 R1
    Games: 60
    Goals: 51





    12. BICKO.JPG
    #12 Bicko

    Debut: S25 R1
    Games: 5
    Goals: 2





    16. SLEEZY.JPG
    #16 Sleezy

    Debut: S23 Round 1
    Games: 19
    Goals: 18






    42. WHARFIE1870.JPG
    #42 wharfie_1870

    Debut: S9 Round 1
    Games: 131
    Goals: 70





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    #100,000 TradeDraft

    Debut: S25 R1
    Games: 20
    Goals: 8





     
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    Seeing as Ant Bear won't do it for me I'll do it for myself
    #36 SarahSmiles
    Games: 18
    Debut: Round 1 S25 (West Coast Wonders)
     
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    Unopposed :)
     
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    Season 24 o_O
     
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    Ha, I must have been editing as you posted :D
     
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    Nothing wrong with a bit of red.... In my completely unbiased and humble opinion of course. Ahem...
     
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    You're LG now?! Wow congrats!!! :D
     
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    I am!?! #sackantbear


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