Game Day SITH - Yartapuulti vs Spluttering Handbag Freaks with BO at AO

[Elmer_Hauser]

Welcome back Willie !!

May the Force be with you Young man !

Yartapuulti to power home by 69 points.

 

[Plugger35]

No surprise to see that you are a Star Wars nerd Elmo, did you queue up to watch Attack of the Clones with these other nerds?

 

[Sqotty from office works]

I've seen enough.
Giants have busted the square wings myth.
Poooort by 18

 

[FISTO]

OP loves Willie

 

[STPer18]

Now for some words from the saucy legends at Lee Kum Kee!

Let's spill the sauce on Geelong’s 2007 Grand Final massacre of Port Adelaide—119-point demolition, 163-44, a world record. Ablett, Bartel, Johnson - all very good, but the real MVP? Lee Kum Kee’s Premium Oyster Sauce.

Now picture this pre-game: Geelong scoffing down a wok-full of beef stir-fry, ozzing with some Lee Kum Kee umami magic, energising our GOATs as they take the field, meanwhile Poort Power 1997 were out there looking like Willie Rioli

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Willie Rioli

Age

30

Ht

175cm

Wt

78kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

12.0

3star

K

8.0

3star

HB

4.1

3star

M

3.3

3star

T

2.8

4star

G

1.2

4star

No current season stats available

D

11.0

3star

K

7.4

3star

HB

3.6

3star

M

3.0

3star

T

1.8

4star

G

0.6

3star

trying to pass off Blue Bolt gatorade as a clean drug test sample—dodgy and doomed!

No need to get into the details, by the time the final siren sounded Poort Power were soy-soaked roadkill (still delicious if we're talking Lee Kum Kee's Premium Dark Soy). So the next time you're look to cook up a feast like Geelong in '07, crack open some Lee Kum Kee and get sizzling—leave the blue Gatorade to Willie!



This post is proudly sponsored by Lee Kum Kee—bringing bold flavors to your game-day feasts since forever. Grab our sauces at your local supermarket and make your snacks as unstoppable as Geelong in ‘07!

 

[zackah]

4.15 minnow fest

Yawn. Wake me up at 7.30pm.

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

4.15 minnow fest

Yawn. Wake me up at 7.30pm.

Essingtin is going down tonight Doggy Style and I'll be here for your meltdown !

 

[catscratchfever]

Poort to go down in a screaming heap, Geelong by 35 points

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Surprised at how little media fanfare there has been about Willie's return (which actually is downright decent of them for a change)

 

[jannissary]

this'll be a firey game, i wonder who willie will snipe.

 

[Plugger35]

Do these two teams play for the Esava Ratugolea

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Esava Ratugolea

Age

27

Ht

197cm

Wt

108kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

8.6

2star

K

4.8

2star

HB

3.8

3star

M

2.7

3star

T

2.2

4star

MG

131.6

2star

D

8.1

2star

K

4.3

2star

HB

3.9

3star

M

2.1

2star

T

2.5

3star

MG

109.0

2star

D

9.2

3star

K

5.0

2star

HB

4.2

4star

M

4.0

4star

T

2.2

4star

MG

133.8

3star

Cup now?

 

[zackah]

this'll be a firey game, i wonder who willie will snipe.

He has friends in Adelaide too. I hope the pies have beefed up team security.

 

[Chronz]

Geelong will get up for the twins. Shocking news.

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

this'll be a firey game, i wonder who willie will snipe.

Cry me a river. He has not hurt anyone on field.

Also hypocritical coming from an Essendon supporting flog who grew up watching Sheedy coach, the biggest/most dirty sniper in the history of the game

Also the media have reported that at least one of the players whom Willie threatened made racist comments towards him

You can't really blame him for reacting like that (if this is true) tbh

The whole footy community needs an etiquette lesson and education about trash talking on field.

I am sure there are unsavoury slurs still going on field these days.

I reckon a lot of you snowflakes offended by Willie's threats would be utterly appalled it you could hear all the comments said on field in the heat of the moment.

Perspective and clear headed thinking and empathic understanding of Willie Rioli and his situation is required, rather than trite and likely lazy and ignorant scape goating him as a villian.

 

[FISTO]

Imagine defending Willie lol

 

[STPer18]

LOLoli is a little fatty. David Kockhead trying to say it's racist to call a little fat guy a little fatty is taking the piss/gatorade.

 

[The Sultan]

Imagine defending Willie lol

 

[Dinsdale]

Willie is part of the dark side, a Sith.

Would like to see pooort absolutely smashed, liked by about 117 points, although that would mean Gellonk winning, so that's a drawback.

 

[Chronz]

LOLoli is a little fatty. David Kockhead trying to say it's racist to call a little fat guy a little fatty is taking the piss/gatorade.

Got some juicy bets on the game?

 

[StackedHunch]

Cats jumper is horrid.

 

[Geelong Dynasty]

Geelong should have taken out a restraining order on Willie (threaten me) Rioli. He shouldn’t be allowed anywhere near our precious players.

 

[Geelong Dynasty]

Cats jumper is horrid.

Yeah Brown and Yellow is heaps good ey

 

[Dinsdale]

Cats jumper is horrid.

Worst so far. Thought the TV was wrong and it was the bullflogs running out

 

[StackedHunch]

Yeah Brown and Yellow is heaps good ey

Truly stunning

This, on the other hand...

 

[StackedHunch]

Apparently Bailey Sniff is a leadership figure, LOL.

"Right lads, if all else fails, flip em the bird"