This just in:
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Due to strife and political unrest in Ivory Coast, West Africa, the world market price for chocolate may go through the roof. Apparently IC is the hub and one of the largest traffikers in cocoa.
The French (go figure) are desperately trying to engineer a peace settlement.
Women who use chocolate as a substitute for sex are now in the same boat as males who post too much on Bigfooty...and the French.
[cue serious sounding news music]
Due to strife and political unrest in Ivory Coast, West Africa, the world market price for chocolate may go through the roof. Apparently IC is the hub and one of the largest traffikers in cocoa.
The French (go figure) are desperately trying to engineer a peace settlement.
Women who use chocolate as a substitute for sex are now in the same boat as males who post too much on Bigfooty...and the French.