SMS messages...

[Marissa16]

Hi all, just wondering if u had any good sms messages lately!! I am bored, and I thought I would just share a few of my favourite ones with you!

1. "I'm going to teach you maths by subtracting ur clothes, then I'm gonna add u to the bed, divide ur legs, give u a square root and hope to god it won't multiply!!!"

2. "I can't hide this from u anymore. I really don't wanna hurt u, But I feel its beta I tell u before u hear it from someone else. I'm really sorry, but theres no Santa!."

3. Wanted 2 send u something beautiful, attractive, funny, kind and sexy, but the postman told me to get the *** out of the postbox!"

Ok tell me ur favourites!!
Love
Marissa
xoxox

 

[BomberGal]

I got a good one once:

"This message can only be read by a sexy person"

(you scroll down to find nothing)

"Nothing?"

(scroll down more, still a blank screen)

"hey, don't push your luck!"

"sorry, I guess you're just not sexy!"

 

[NICK THE PIE MAN]

An absolute gem.

"Hi, this is your mobile. I just wanted to get out of your pockets for awhile because the stink coming from your testicals is atrocious. I think your penis shrivelling up."

 

[Marissa16]

Originally posted by NICK THE PIE MAN
An absolute gem.

"Hi, this is your mobile. I just wanted to get out of your pockets for awhile because the stink coming from your testicals is atrocious. I think your penis shrivelling up."

OHHH!!! AHAHAHAHA!! Thats a bloody classic!! ahahaha! Thanks for that one! ohhh ur going to have me laughing for a while now!

 

[Squeak]

Can't remember it word for word but I gt one that went:

"Optus regrets to inform that the network has gone down on you. We even more regretfully inform that the network is the only thing that will ever go down on you."

 

[BomberGal]

Originally posted by Squeak
Can't remember it word for word but I gt one that went:

"Optus regrets to inform that the network has gone down on you. We even more regretfully inform that the network is the only thing that will ever go down on you."

LMFAO Classic!

 

[Bomber Spirit]

A classic one I got:

Uve got sex appeal...Uve got style...Uve got intelligence & a sexy smile...Uve got the face and Uve got the body...And Ive got the wrong ****en number SORRY

 

[vanders]

i got this one not too long ago.

It didnt work when i tried to do it on here so go here to view it.

**WARNING**
Some people may find it offensive so you look at this at your own risk!

Text message

 

[happy_in_hell]

Is the woman shoving that thing in her nose?

 

[Marissa16]

Happy_in_hell... can i plz have ur email addy, cos I think ur funny and I wanna talk to ya!!

 

[goal_umpire]

I got a couple of text messages a couple of months ago.

The best one was this one. You might have already heard this but it was really funny.

What is the difference between kelli stevens and Ansett? They were both screwed by a big red kangaroo!

 

[vanders]

Originally posted by suzi_olsen
I got a couple of text messages a couple of months ago.

The best one was this one. You might have already heard this but it was really funny.

What is the difference between kelli stevens and Ansett? They were both screwed by a big red kangaroo!

Suzi, i think you mean 'what do they have in common?'

 

[clucas91]

This was great,

Hi everyone is really mad at me and I need a place to hide out for a while...
Osama Bin Laden.

 

[Dee]

ok this is one i got awhile back. and its a bit grotty.



beat me, bash me, bite my bum. I'll whip u, strip u til u come. **** me, suck me lick me pull my nipples until i shout.

 

[thommo16]

Originally posted by suzi_olsen
I got a couple of text messages a couple of months ago.

The best one was this one. You might have already heard this but it was really funny.

What is the difference between kelli stevens and Ansett? They were both screwed by a big red kangaroo!

Personal attacks on someone Suzi, now you know better than that.

To use your own words

"A lawyer might want to see that one"

 

[cutecub]

Originally posted by Squeak
Can't remember it word for word but I gt one that went:

"Optus regrets to inform that the network has gone down on you. We even more regretfully inform that the network is the only thing that will ever go down on you."

i got one like that too.


"Telstra regrets 2 inform u that the network has gone down on everyone except u.We regret 2 inform u that no one would go down on u,not even a network."

 

[cutecub]

If U delete this message thats bcoz u love me. If u save it thats bcoz u desire me & if u ignore it thats bcoz u miss me. So what u gonna do with IT?

If mothers have mothers day - fathers, fathers day & lovers, valentines day, what do wakners have??? Palm Sunday!

4 sale, complete set of encylopedias 45 volumes, $100 ono. No longer needed, just got married, husband knows ****in everything

{edit: swear filter evasion}

 

[happy_in_hell]

Trivia question:

What is SMS abbreviated from? (what does it mean)

 

[BomberGal]

Originally posted by happy_in_hell
Trivia question:

What is SMS abbreviated from? (what does it mean)

Short Message Service....

 

[SPUNKY_MONKEY45]

"optus regrets to inform to that due to technical problems your phone will vibrate for the next hour, so please take this opportunity to stick your phone down your pants"

 

[teddy3]

Originally posted by Marissa16
Happy_in_hell... can i plz have ur email addy, cos I think ur funny and I wanna talk to ya!!

Could this be the start of a bigfooty romance???

 

[Marissa16]

ahahaha! yeah that must be it!

 

[PrincessPark]

This is one with a picture of a little bear.

"My pet dances when he sees someone sexy!"

(press down, the pet remains stationery. DO it a couple more times)

"Don't ****** FORCE him!!"

And:

Hey, let's play hide and seek. I'll hide, you seek. If you find me you can have your wicked way with me. If you can't find me, I'm in the cupboard under the stairs!

 

[meg]

Got this last night... "I'm at the police station, got caught and been charged wth possesion of good looks, need someone ugly to bail me out. So bloody hurry up will ya!"

 

[PowerGirl36]

74 missed calls

*scroll down*

You ****ing wish you friendless ****!