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Universal Love Snark Moratorium

Discussion in 'Carlton' started by The Old Dark Navy's, Aug 26, 2016.

Put it out there
  1. TheCoach16

    TheCoach16 Brownlow Medallist

    Carlton
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    Ok, but remember, you asked for it...
    I gave it some thought and came up with the most offensive, nasty and insulting thing I can say to upset you...

    I love reading your posts. You're a great, kind man and your views on football and life in general are impeccable....


    COP THAT !
     

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  2. TheCoach16

    TheCoach16 Brownlow Medallist

    Carlton
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  3. thylacine60

    thylacine60 TheBrownDog

    Carlton
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    70,746
    Location:
    Footscray
    Other Teams:
    Insert Token EPL Club
    take that ****in' back - first post I've reported............:thumbsdown::mad:
     
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  4. Metalcrusher

    Metalcrusher Premiership Player

    Carlton
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    Location:
    Kalgoorlie
    Other Teams:
    Blackburn United EPL ... sorta
    Get a room you two ....

    APH I'm sorry for saying Benally28 was your love child .....
     
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  5. ShanDog

    ShanDog Moderator

    Carlton
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    I've been pretty quick to pull the trigger on some sarcastic responses to people today. I've had a bit of a shit day (nothing out of the ordinary - people at work are stupid, hayfever being bad, crying baby while trying to study...) and took it out on internet people. My bad. Have taken a walk and cooled off.
     
  6. Jabba73

    Jabba73 Brownlow Medallist

    Carlton
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    Location:
    Echuca
    Other Teams:
    Vixens
    #Shangrumpity
     
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  7. The Old Dark Navy's

    The Old Dark Navy's Moderator

    Carlton
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    Ask me tomorrow
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    Cronulla, Dallas Cowboys, Forest
    A year of build up. Does anybody need to exorcise their snark?
     
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  8. Kramer1

    Kramer1 Norm Smith Medallist

    Carlton
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    Ten years this week...not a card , not a cake or a moderately priced bottle of whisky...most of you can GAGF.
     
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  9. HARKER

    HARKER Hall of Famer

    Carlton
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    Melbourne
    I've got nothing. :$
     
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  10. thylacine60

    thylacine60 TheBrownDog

    Carlton
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    Location:
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    Insert Token EPL Club
    what's in it for me?
     
  11. BringBackSOS

    BringBackSOS Premiership Player

    Carlton
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    blah, only 10 years?
     
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  12. Kismet

    Kismet Team Captain

    Carlton
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    Location:
    Mt Eliza
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    Barnsley, Detroit Tigers
    Someone disagreed with my opinion here a couple of months ago and it pissed my wife off big time.

    She insists on exclusive rights to tell me I'm wrong.
     
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  13. Blue and Silver

    Blue and Silver Norm Smith Medallist

    Carlton
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    Is this moratorium attached to a snark buyback.

    Can I get a refund for all of my pithy comments?
     
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  14. thylacine60

    thylacine60 TheBrownDog

    Carlton
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    yep - pick up your $8 cheque at ODN's office........
     
  15. Faz 2000

    Faz 2000 Norm Smith Medallist

    Carlton
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    Location:
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    Pittsburgh Penguins
    I don't know who any of you are and I'm almost always right, so I don't think this applies to me.
     
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  16. The Old Dark Navy's

    The Old Dark Navy's Moderator

    Carlton
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    Ask me tomorrow
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    Cronulla, Dallas Cowboys, Forest
    This is confession time. This is where you apologise for being you.
     
  17. The Old Dark Navy's

    The Old Dark Navy's Moderator

    Carlton
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    No refunds and do something about that lisp.
     
  18. Kramer1

    Kramer1 Norm Smith Medallist

    Carlton
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    I'm sorry I want you all to be better people.
     
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  19. ShanDog

    ShanDog Moderator

    Carlton
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    No, I wish to retain my snark.
     
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  20. mrjones

    mrjones Senior List

    Carlton
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    Location:
    South East Qld
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    Arsenal
    Probably not relevant to this board but I put some raw chicken wings in a neighbor's ornamental Vase. He was a Crows supporter so I didn't think he would notice the smell.
     
  21. Jabba73

    Jabba73 Brownlow Medallist

    Carlton
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    Vixens
    I apologise to anyone I haven't managed to offend this year.
     
  22. The Old Dark Navy's

    The Old Dark Navy's Moderator

    Carlton
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    Disgraceful behaviour. No wonder Billy Paul has a thing going on with your wife.

    I'll just leave that sleeper for those that recognise it.
     
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  23. The Old Dark Navy's

    The Old Dark Navy's Moderator

    Carlton
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    Cronulla, Dallas Cowboys, Forest
    I'm offended I didn't get a personal apology.

    Oh ... doesn't matter. Carry on.
     
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  24. mrjones

    mrjones Senior List

    Carlton
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    South East Qld
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    Arsenal
    Chicken or the Egg mate.
     
  25. Pafloyul

    Pafloyul Club Legend

    Carlton
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    Carlton
    I use :rolleyes: far too much than I should.