Certified Legendary Thread Sneaking in to the Grand Final............

[Ian Dunross]

Gonna have to sail to Perth, then swim up the Swan River and dress up as Adam Gilchrist to get in

 

[Jukesy85]

With what seems like 59.9k tickets already handed out to corporates, looking like I'll be getting my passout collection ready.

 

[kranger]

‘Won’t let me in’: Eddie McGuire denied entry to Western Australia

Former Collingwood president and Fox Footy commentator Eddie McGuire has been denied entry to Western Australia for the 2021 AFL grand final.

www.news.com.au

If Eddie cant get in what chance do mere mortals in Vic have....

And this is why the AFL grand final should be rotated.

“It will be the first grand final I’ve missed since 1976.”

The 56-year-old also confirmed his two sons were part of the application, both of whom have worked in sports broadcasting.

The fact that some Victorians can make over 40 grand finals in a row, and most others will go to multiple in their life.

Giving grand final priority to MCC or AFL members, is unfair to non-Victorians. All they have to worry about is the price of the ticket (or annual membership), and getting a train to the ground.

Compare that to residents of other cities, who also have to factor in accommodation, flights (which become over priced), eating and time away from work/study. And then multiply it if you want to try and take a family. And that’s if they can secure tickets.

It just wouldn’t be financially viable for someone in WA or SA etc to get an AFL membership (to have priority to the grand final) since they live in the wrong state and are unlikely to just get a train into the city to watch random games to make it worthwhile getting that membership and priority.

Although, is there options to get an AFL membership (so I can get priority to grand finals) and use it at Optus Stadium for my own local games?

Rotating the GF would make it more accessible to more of the countries population. And give everyone the equal opportunity to sneak into a grand final.

 

[CholEstrol]

Looking like a traditional year with the qualifying winners going through to the big dance. Port Dees.

 

[W.C. Fry]

We do a delivery once a week to the stadium. Wondering if I could hide in a pallet of stock

 

[Gordon Farkas]

We do a delivery once a week to the stadium. Wondering if I could hide in a pallet of stock

Good idea. Just like Agent 13 in 'Get Smart'

 

[W.C. Fry]

Good idea. Just like Agent 13 in 'Get Smart'


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You aren't far from the mark, it is refrigerated product!

 

[Shane Heard]

There’s back ways across the Nullarbor plain off the main road you can go from
Ceduna.

But you’ll need one of these..Dakar type

 

[GreyCrow]

and he's been at it again. This time he walked out to pitch padded up and took strike before security caught up with him. There's no way Aussie security would let you get that far.

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Remember the day a pissedmute came onto the Adelaide Oval just as the players were coming out after tea.

Tony Crafter was there as the person marked out his run , turned , wiped the sweat from his brow - ran in and bowled a perfect fast imaginary off cutter which hit the imaginary batsman halfway up the pad - he turned and did the Lillee HOWZATTTTTT and the crowd erupted when Crafter nodded in the affirmative and raised his finger

 

[Chuckie357]

Remember the day a pissedmute came onto the Adelaide Oval just as the players were coming out after tea.

Tony Crafter was there as the person marked out his run , turned , wiped the sweat from his brow - ran in and bowled a perfect fast imaginary off cutter which hit the imaginary batsman halfway up the pad - he turned and did the Lillee HOWZATTTTTT and the crowd erupted when Crafter nodded in the affirmative and raised his finger

Would love to see this

 

[Shane Heard]

All you need is a ladder…

 

[Shane Heard]

Wheeling in a trolley full of drinks plus…


Throwing an airtag over the fence and walking up to security claiming you lost your phone inside and need to go past to get it. Success!

 

[Blackhawk42]

Looking like a traditional year with the qualifying winners going through to the big dance. Port Dees.

You've jinxed it now.

Geelong vs Port: The Grand Final sequel nobody asked for.

 

[bresker]

Ok……this ones going to be a bit of a challenge.

I need some secret knowledge of back roads between here and Perth

 

[Shane Heard]

Ok……this ones going to be a bit of a challenge.

I need some secret knowledge of back roads between here and Perth

There are none.

Only one road and it’s 2500 kms long.

 

[Freshwater]

Ok……this ones going to be a bit of a challenge.

I need some secret knowledge of back roads between here and Perth

You are better off getting a boat?

 

[bresker]

I saw this movie called Rabbit Proof fence once? Bit like when my mates used to sneak into Rainbow Serpent by walking through the bush & over the big hill. I’ll set out tomorrow.

 

[Cleavy]

 

[Mofra]

Going to need a boat this year

 

[Xtreme]

Going to have to do it Tom Cruise Mission Impossible style. Going by how strict the premier is.... if you get caught you'll end up shot out the back!!

 

[Billy ray]

Take the back roads
Go on

 

[Punt Road Feral]

You are better off getting a boat?

Take a yaught Mokbel style

 

[Gordon Farkas]

Enough, I say Enough, of all this "hard border" bullsh*t over in WA. The state of Western Australia should just bite the bullet and secede from the Commonwealth of Australia. And it should do so within the next 12 days, in time for the Grand Final.

This outcome will have benefits for all concerned.

First, it will satisfy the isolationist impulses of the Sandgropers, who have always wanted to leave anyway.

Second, it will be Good For The Game, as the day that WA declares independence will also be the day that Aussie Rules officially becomes an international sport.

Finally, Demons and Dogs fans should support it the most, not just out of principle but also out of self-interest. It will mean that whoever wins this year's GF will forever be able to boast that they were the Inaugural International Premiers.

What's not to like?

 

[RussellEbertHandball]

Surely getting dressed up as a special Covid Marshall would be the way to sneak into 2021 GF.

 

[HTT]

Enough, I say Enough, of all this "hard border" bullsh*t over in WA. The state of Western Australia should just bite the bullet and secede from the Commonwealth of Australia. And it should do so within the next 12 days, in time for the Grand Final.

This outcome will have benefits for all concerned.

First, it will satisfy the isolationist impulses of the Sandgropers, who have always wanted to leave anyway.

Second, it will be Good For The Game, as the day that WA declares independence will also be the day that Aussie Rules officially becomes an international sport.

Finally, Demons and Dogs fans should support it the most, not just out of principle but also out of self-interest. It will mean that whoever wins this year's GF will forever be able to boast that they were the Inaugural International Premiers.

What's not to like?

World Champions would be the preferred phrase I believe