If ScoMo appeared on the Optus big screens, the Optus Boo will reach volume levels never before recorded.Since politicians seem to be exempt from any and all rules that apply to us plebs, could getting a realistic Mission Impossible Scott Morrison mask be the way to go, if Morrison is invited? You might need to practise saying 'Mr Speaker' though.
What if said ScoMo then removed his elaborate mask to reveal some random bloke underneath who did the impossible of sneaking across the border and into the Grand Final?If ScoMo appeared on the Optus big screens, the Optus Boo will reach volume levels never before recorded.
Which is a good reminder to everyone travelling the wastelands that it’s a wise idea to always bring a fire blanket with you in case the feral scum set fire to your hands.Not just any old truck. You'll need a rig that's suitably customised to handle the pushback that you'll invariably encounter.
Something like this, I suggest:
Used to walk around selling pies at the MCG and drinks at the Entertainment centre.All you need to do is get a job serving there. Wear normal clothes under whatever uniform they give you, strip off an walk away at the first opportunity.
Why are they calling that campaigner a streaker?Did this bloke achieve it??? The ol dressed in disguise trick …
“The 22-year-old who posed as a security guard to get into WA’s biggest sporting event posted a video on social media before the daring stunt showing viewers he had his “whistle and fake ID ready to go”.”
The pitch invader who ran onto the turf in just his underwear and footwear at Optus Stadium mid-grand final has been revealed as the cousin of Australian Olympic runner Peter Bol.thewest.com.au
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What a success story.Melbourne bar and restaurant owner Hayden Burbank and financial planner Mark Babbage have been arrested after allegedly entering WA by falsely claiming to be Darwin residents and attending the AFL grand final.www.watoday.com.au
This definitely counts.
Don't know about that. When your sitting in jail and can't even watch them win the flag at the G. Is it really worth 12 months jail then?What a success story.
There wouldn't be any regrets about it considering they made the game, witnessed a drought breaking premiership win and got to have beers with the team in the rooms after.