Certified Legendary Thread Sneaking in to the Grand Final............

[campbell]

They open the gates before 3 quarter time, just walk right in.

 

[LightTower4]

One of the Collingwood Grand Finals Vs Brisbane.... I think the 2nd one.
About 20 blokes walk up to one of the twin Black Gates in the Southern Stand, secured only by a padlock & chain.
They work in two teams grabbing each gate and in unison start to pull and push both gates with some force.
After about 10-15 pushes the chain gives way, the gates are open and they all bolt up the ramp or around to the standing room area.
It happened so quick security had no chance but oddly enough none were around anyway - only the red coats on the turnstiles who couldn't leave their posts.

 

[Gabbie]

Go to a fancy dress costume hire place, hire a Doctor's outfit, the white coat, black bag, stethescope etc etc, race up to the busiest looking main entrance with the dopiest attendant, hold mobile to ear and say "My patient so and so's wife is on the phone and he's forgotten to take his bi-polar medication and i've got 10 minutes to reach him before he goes mental"....

or dress up as a copper!!!

 

[Geoffa32]

Last year I heard 22 blokes snuck onto the ground wearing Port jumpers.....

Same blokes this year are gonna try again in Hawthorn jumpers.....

 

[tigertiger]

Last year I heard 22 blokes snuck onto the ground wearing Port jumpers.....

Same blokes this year are gonna try again in Hawthorn jumpers.....

hahahaha gold

 

[Belly #12]

1. Rock up to the ground
2. ????
3. SUCCESS!

 

[MRryan]

Whats the bet that someone from the News Lmt media will read this thread and make it into a story?

 

[JimmyHird]

Last year I heard 22 blokes snuck onto the ground wearing Port jumpers.....

Same blokes this year are gonna try again in Hawthorn jumpers.....

 

[wallyt99]

Get some fluro clothing make some fake badges and logos and go in as work safe, food safety inspector, oh+s inspector etc. Try all gates as their will be sum1 dumb enough to let you in if you look legit and have the gift of the gab. The work safety add does say "we can enter any workplace at anytime unannounced"

Then you will be able to check out the kitches, sample some food and drink and live it up. Cruise on up to the corporate boxes and mix it with the best

Good luck, its the only way i can think of getin in for free.

p.s dont get caught

That is the best one yet!!!!


I am definately doing that.... YOu can even give the guy on the gate a hard time about his shoes. He will be so scared he will be like 'in you go' ...

 

[Paddy_Mac]

Whats the bet that someone from the News Lmt media will read this thread and make it into a story?

Certainty.

 

[damochandler]

my tip is dont be stupid and save your money. you will get a hefty fine i would say

 

[SJ]

It would be funny is someone who works at the MCG read this.

Done.

Some good ideas though.

 

[iameviljez]

There is an exceptionally good way of doing this and I will be doing it Saturday. Come Sunday I'll hopefully be telling you all about it... I hope!

 

[Its Kerns Stupid]

1. Go on MCG/National Sports Museum tour tomorrow.
2. Mid-tour, lose the rest of your group. Hide out in toilet.
3. ???
4. Leave toilet block, watch game.

Note: Bring food, it will be a long time between the tour and the game. Probably won't work if you snore.

 

[Adz]

1. Go on MCG/National Sports Museum tour tomorrow.
2. Mid-tour, lose the rest of your group. Hide out in toilet.
3. ???
4. Leave toilet block, watch game.

Note: Bring food, it will be a long time between the tour and the game. Probably won't work if you snore.

What happens if they clean the toilets at night.

 

[Its Kerns Stupid]

What happens if they clean the toilets at night.

I covered that in step 3.

 

[wallyt99]

1. Go on MCG/National Sports Museum tour tomorrow.
2. Mid-tour, lose the rest of your group. Hide out in toilet.
3. ???
4. Leave toilet block, watch game.

Note: Bring food, it will be a long time between the tour and the game. Probably won't work if you snore.

"Fans arriving early at the MCG for Saturdays Grand Final have found that the ground has a distinct shortage of toilets, with the majority of cubicles already full."

"The shortage could be blamed on a dodgy batch of meat pies."






Still.....I think that security will check the toilets at night. Might have to hide in a bin.

 

[iameviljez]

What happens if they clean the toilets at night.

Ah if only they held the GF at Princes Park again
You could hide there waiting for Carlton to win their next flag and not get caught

 

[Mervyn Beasley]

Whats the bet that someone from the News Lmt media will read this thread and make it into a story?

Journos get their mates in all the time.
Walk in with press pass.
Walk out with pass out.
Give to mate.
Walk back in with press pass.

 

[Geoffa32]

Parachute in whilst the Australian Idol rejects are singing


Everyone will think your part of the act.

 

[Dont be a lemon]

This thread makes me feel I haven't had a very adventurous life

 

[hodge_15]

hahaha love these suggestions, i think its possible if you achely could be botherd going and trying.

If noone is at that specific ticket walkthough thingy you could just bring a season ticket and just pretend it isnt scanning and just jump that gate and keep walking without looking back.

ps ive done this in the mcc members twice during the season

 

[The King!]

step one collect underpants
step two
step three profits
use profits to go to game

 

[FootyJunkie]

Just "Hide in the Dunny" that is genius! seriously hiding 7 hours in a toilet at the G, that is the funniest thing I've read all day. ah bless. I mean you'd go Bonkers, and start making wigs out of toilet paper and stuff.

Bring a portable TV and watch the marathon on 7 all night in the MCG dunny.

 

[FootyJunkie]

I wore a John Candy costume and made it into the 2005 and 2006 Grand Finals as part of the Eagles cheersquad.

Is that you in the middle?