Certified Legendary Thread Sneaking in to the Grand Final............

[Footy_Fan2007]

What happens if you scan to walk out but not actually walk out?

Then hand that ticket to a mate?

I reckon that would work. Hard part obviously is not being seen.

 

[The Lemon]

I reckon that would work. Hard pard obviously is not being seen.

Yep gotta find a way to not go out. Pretend to drop something or act like your kid ran away

 

[Banyo Bloods]

Sure I saw a video of a guy that had his mate strapped onto him at the front worn like a fat suit and got into something for free. Think it was just the movies but perhaps if you had a big unit of a guy and a skinny fella you could manage it. The pat down and giggling would give you away though.

 

[Milanista28]

I reckon that would work. Hard pard obviously is not being seen.

Could be the simplest and easiest way I reckon, Couple guys distract with hey where are my seats and do it while it's busy.

 

[SterlingArcher]

Start a facebook page encouraging people (aim it at desperate Dogs fans, invite the ones complaining on the Dogs page they can't get a ticket...yes you have to be a cold-hearted dick for this idea to work) to meet up at a certain point near the MCG and that you'll rush the gates as a large group and get in. Need probably 200+ plus to actually turn up, but aim to get as much media attention as possible. Preferably security/police press releases about how anyone found to be entering without a ticket will be arrested etc.

Turn up to the MCG with your large group, having publicised which gate you'll charge through. Security should be there in force.

Now here's the kicker - you need to be wearing a security uniform, or something that can pass as a security uniform.

As pandemonium ensues, no security guard will realise you're an imposter and not a colleague, and you can just sneak in quietly, maybe tackle someone who is scrambling over the gates to really fit in, and sneak off.

I'm only half-joking...too late for this year though

 

[blue harvest]

Start a facebook page encouraging people (aim it at desperate Dogs fans, invite the ones complaining on the Dogs page they can't get a ticket...yes you have to be a cold-hearted dick for this idea to work) to meet up at a certain point near the MCG and that you'll rush the gates as a large group and get in. Need probably 200+ plus to actually turn up, but aim to get as much media attention as possible. Preferably security/police press releases about how anyone found to be entering without a ticket will be arrested etc.

Turn up to the MCG with your large group, having publicised which gate you'll charge through. Security should be there in force.

Now here's the kicker - you need to be wearing a security uniform, or something that can pass as a security uniform.

As pandemonium ensues, no security guard will realise you're an imposter and not a colleague, and you can just sneak in quietly, maybe tackle someone who is scrambling over the gates to really fit in, and sneak off.

I'm only half-joking...too late for this year though

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hillsborough_disaster

 

[FootyJunkie]

for those that have been hiding in the toilets since the Prelim last week... how do you smell?

 

[2006_Eagles]

for those that have been hiding in the toilets since the Prelim last week... how do you smell?

I heard the SAS are scouring the ground for any stowaways as we speak

 

[Teagueeee15]

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/af...y/news-story/88268dfe9503eb4e71b90d047cac8e96

I thought of this thread when I read this. They even mentioned he had a passout.

 

[JT_the_Man]

Just found a pass out. Going into the ground as we speak.

 

[gutsroy]

Good luck to anyone having a crack at it today

 

[Shane Hird]

Go dogs.

 

[The Final Word]

This worked at the 2015 World Cup Final. Maybe this will work for AFL Grand Final.

Step 1: Find two people going to the GF with tickets
Step 2: Find someone willing to lend you their small child (3-5yo)
Step 3: Carry the child in with the two legit tickets
Step 4: One adult stays in but takes the child and scans out both tickets.

Repeat process.

This doesnt work for MCC members as all kids under 6 are now required to get their free tickets from the gate before entry.

Walked into MCC with 2x under 6 kids with nothing more than my standard membership.

Is this a new thing?

 

[2009premiers]

Walked into MCC with 2x under 6 kids with nothing more than my standard membership.

Is this a new thing?

Entry for children under six
Children aged 3-5 will be able to access the Reserve free if accompanied by an adult member as per usual.

However, for the grand final they will be required to obtain a ticket for the child prior to entry from the membership services windows. The child’s proof of age may be required.

Children aged two and under (babes in arms) will not require a ticket.

 

[Arden]

Totally against the spirit of the thread, this bloke snuck out of the Grand Final

 

[Starburns_]

Sooooooooo, anyone going to do the toilet hide between games at Metricon stadium on the weekend?

 

[Shane Hird]

Sooooooooo, anyone going to do the toilet hide between games at Metricon stadium on the weekend?

That would be a nice clean sanitised portable loo I'd say.

 

[Leeda]

That would be a nice clean sanitised portable loo I'd say.

dropping the whole load comes to mind. when you are absolutely s**t scared.. when it goes.. oops now everyone knows
I am s**t hardy.

 

[Shane Hird]

dropping the whole load comes to mind. when you are absolutely s**t scared.. when it goes.. oops now everyone knows
I am s**t hardy.

 

[Leeda]

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lucky I don't remember all kinds of memory with regards to portions of history.

so your wrangling puppet says a lot that I can't remember.. love it though.

I'm sure it hates me though given the triple hundred messages I receive to my name.

 

[Shane Hird]

lucky I don't remember all kinds of memory with regards to portions of history.

so your wrangling puppet says a lot that I can't remember.. love it though.

I'm sure it hates me though given the triple hundred messages I receive to my name.

 

[LeverPuller]

I've spent the last six months in the MCG toilet waiting for Round 1

 

[Kipz]

Sooooooooo, anyone going to do the toilet hide between games at Metricon stadium on the weekend?

In a pad bin?

 

[cryptor]

I've spent the last six months in the MCG toilet waiting for Round 1

You should probably see a doctor if your constipation is that bad.

 

[Leeda]

oops sorry I think I started a 'run in' with all this..

but the starry eyed proposition had to be dumped..

sorry.. lol.