Certified Legendary Thread Sneaking in to the Grand Final............

[Candyseller123]

That is brilliant

I met someone at the grand final yesterday who had been to the last 8 grand finals and got 40 ppl in last year and he did it a lot less subtle than your approach (i like your version although fair to say you’d only do it a couple times to get a couple die hard mates in who unluckily missed out)

But literally this guy would grab his and a mates ticket, scan it and flick the turnstile around without going through, play dumb and look confused and with his other hand scan the second ticket and walk through while slipping the original ticket in his pocket and go through.

He was in standing room and jokingly said right I’m off to make a quick $400 bucks, but he never came back.. maybe he was one who got caught?


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[gutsroy]

The way GFs work out for us, I’d rather a thread on sneaking out

 

[caloschwaby]

The way GFs work out for us, I’d rather a thread on sneaking out

All the luck in the world couldn't help Collingwood sneak a grand final

 

[Kardinia Boy]

Haven't seen anyone break free from rent a crowd yet.

Don't disappoint lads.

Apparently that's why Will.I.am had his phone out. He'd read this thread and wanted to film the great escape.

 

[Brad Goodman]

Does that mean eviction or??

Doubtful it was because he snuck in, but as I walked in some tool was being lead out in handcuffs. Didn't even make it to the national anthem.

 

[caloschwaby]

Well, it was great fun while it lasted lads.
Let us retire for the year and get back to business next time


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[Macpotata]

I'll be going this year. Fake moustache, fake camera man, roaming macpotata.

 

[kranky al]

Just superglue a big realistic looking penis to your forehead

Everybody will assume you are high placed in the afl hierarchy

 

[Chaisa]

Someone gonna sell me one of those MCC passouts?

 

[JT_the_Man]

Alright, here’s the plan.

I show up really early, wearing a full suit and dark shades. Will be equipped with a fake secret police badge.

I’ll simply flash the badge and walk straight through like I own the joint.

 

[kranky al]

Alright, here’s the plan.

I show up really early, wearing a full suit and dark shades. Will be equipped with a fake secret police badge.

I’ll simply flash the badge and walk straight through like I own the joint.

If anyone stops you, ask them if they wish to be included in your report to Reichsführer Dütton

 

[SHAKESPEARE]

Its that time of year.


Sit back and relax!

 

[Xtreme]

2019 method:

Get a behavioural awareness officer bib and you're set!

 

[MUFASA12]

Go on a tour of mcg the day before duck off to a disabled loo when touring the stands and don’t come out until the opening of gates next morning, my tip is to not lock the toilet door nobody will suspect a thing

 

[GreyCrow]

I tried to sneak out of the 2017 GF

 

[kozi]

Thread bumped about a month earlier than usual this year. All for it

I tried to sneak out of the 2017 GF

22 Crows players managed to sneak in.

 

[kozi]

Alright, here’s the plan.

I show up really early, wearing a full suit and dark shades. Will be equipped with a fake secret police badge.

I’ll simply flash the badge and walk straight through like I own the joint.

Without impersonating a cop which is never a great idea, suit under a high vis vest with a lanyard and walky-talkie was the consensus I think. Head management figure, act real busy talking into the walky-talkie whilst briskly walking through.

 

[RichoWAPT]

Go on a tour of mcg the day before duck off to a disabled loo when touring the stands and don’t come out until the opening of gates next morning, my tip is to not lock the toilet door nobody will suspect a thing

Thought about this one, as long as they don’t check the cctv when the tour guide returns to the lobby with one short from their group

 

[KissKiss]

Thought about this one, as long as they don’t check the cctv when the tour guide returns to the lobby with one short from their group

Sadly the police do a sweep with dogs the night before the game

 

[HTT]

Sadly the police do a sweep with dogs the night before the game

So you’re saying my plan in 2017 to just stay all week after the prelim wouldn’t have worked anyway?

 

[LightTower4]

Sadly the police do a sweep with dogs the night before the game

Leave a bowl of dog munchies outside the cubicle.
Cop dogs can be brought as well.

 

[99cents]

Sadly the police do a sweep with dogs the night before the game

Well that ruins at least half the "plans" on here...

Maybe a link of sausages in the pocket?

 

[kranky al]

Sadly the police do a sweep with dogs the night before the game

Pepper - lots of it

Works an absolute treat - trust me.






















*waits to see if it works

 

[kozi]

Pepper - lots of it

Works an absolute treat - trust me.






















*waits to see if it works

I’ll be watching the news grand final eve expecting to see a guy getting dragged out of the G in his jocks covered in pepper.

 

[KissKiss]

Well that ruins at least half the "plans" on here...

Maybe a link of sausages in the pocket?

That makes the dogs come towards you. You need to strategically plant the sausages to draw the dogs away