Certified Legendary Thread Sneaking in to the Grand Final............

[Gordon Farkas]

Surely getting dressed up as a special Covid Marshall would be the way to sneak into 2021 GF.

Even better, dress yourself up as a WA border guard - I understand they wear khaki uniforms with oversized black jackboots, a badge with the WA coat of arms, plus a big letter ‘X’ for Xenophobe on their hat.

Border guards are probably the most popular breed of people in WA at the moment. They’ve probably all been given free tickets to the game and will do a pre-game motorcade lap of honour, in lieu of the retiring players.

 

[Shane Heard]

Even better, dress yourself up as a WA border guard - I understand they wear khaki uniforms with oversized black jackboots, a badge with the WA coat of arms, plus a big letter ‘X’ for Xenophobe on their hat.

Border guards are probably the most popular breed of people in WA at the moment. They’ve probably all been given free tickets to the game and will do a pre-game motorcade lap of honour, in lieu of the retiring players.

You’re very misinformed there pal.

Normal WA cops wear regular blue..at the WA/SA boarder crossing at Eucla they wear something different to fend off the zombie crowds rushing the gate.

 

[NetworkNerd]

If you can get into SA I would go via NT and across the WA border near Tanami.

But if you left Melbourne you would struggle to make it to Perth in time. 6000km is one damn drive

 

[LeverPuller]

If you can get into SA I would go via NT and across the WA border near Tanami.

But if you left Melbourne you would struggle to make it to Perth in time. 6000km is one damn drive

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Jesus.

Doing 800km/day…you’d probably want to leave today. You’d want your car to be up to it too.

 

[kozi]

Your best shot this year is ass crack of dawn in full covid tester get up. Nobody is turning this guy away

 

[Gordon Farkas]

If you can get into SA I would go via NT and across the WA border near Tanami.

But if you left Melbourne you would struggle to make it to Perth in time. 6000km is one damn drive

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It’s like the Irishman explaining how to get to Dublin:

“If I were you, I wouldn’t be starting from here…”

 

[magpienato]

Your best shot this year is ass crack of dawn in full covid tester get up. Nobody is turning this guy away

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This would actually work.

 

[magpienato]

Sneaking into the Grand Final? Stuff that, how about sneaking into WA for a first.

 

[kozi]

This would actually work.

For bonus points it also hides your identity and conveniently conceals whatever you want to wear to the game underneath.

Almost the perfect crime. Just need to find that boat now

 

[HTT]

Sneaking into the Grand Final? Stuff that, how about sneaking into WA for a first.

This is the hard part this year. Getting into the GF is relatively easy, have 7 different devices/browsers open and buy tickets - luck of the draw with only 10k tickets available (from what I’ve read) but a regular GF has no ticket sale whatsoever - sneaking in is the only way then.

 

[JT_the_Man]

For once, getting into the game isn’t the main problem. I think sneaking into the game is probably the easier of the two tasks.

 

[Rotayjay]

Become friends with Richard Branson, call in a favour and get him to lend you a spaceship, go to space, sneakily re-enter the atmosphere, parachute down in regional Western Australia where your getaway car awaits, dress up as a Covid Marshal and walk in to the granny.

 

[Geoffa32]

Sneaking into WA.

Easy, just drive a truck there.

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[dart]

Sneaking into WA.

Easy, just drive a truck there.

post yourself there

 

[TheLoungeLizard]

I've still got my WA passout my mate handed me through the gates

 

[Shane Heard]

Sneaking in and sneaking out ..with a sandwich. Genuine sneaky tactic.

 

[Gordon Farkas]

Sneaking into WA.

Easy, just drive a truck there.

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Not just any old truck. You'll need a rig that's suitably customised to handle the pushback that you'll invariably encounter.

Something like this, I suggest:

 

[Rotayjay]

For Melbourne residents without grand final tickets, this year's granny truly is the Mount Everest of grand final sneak-ins. Sneaking into an MCG grand final is child's play in comparison to the hard border.

 

[Rotayjay]

Since politicians seem to be exempt from any and all rules that apply to us plebs, could getting a realistic Mission Impossible Scott Morrison mask be the way to go, if Morrison is invited? You might need to practise saying 'Mr Speaker' though.

 

[Happy Mastenator]

All you need to do is get a job serving there. Wear normal clothes under whatever uniform they give you, strip off an walk away at the first opportunity.

 

[99cents]

Surely getting dressed up as a special Covid Marshall would be the way to sneak into 2021 GF.

Go the whole hog and do your own tests...

 

[Ambrose Burnside]

Since politicians seem to be exempt from any and all rules that apply to us plebs, could getting a realistic Mission Impossible Scott Morrison mask be the way to go, if Morrison is invited? You might need to practise saying 'Mr Speaker' though.

If ScoMo appeared on the Optus big screens, the Optus Boo will reach volume levels never before recorded.

 

[JT_the_Man]

If ScoMo appeared on the Optus big screens, the Optus Boo will reach volume levels never before recorded.

What if said ScoMo then removed his elaborate mask to reveal some random bloke underneath who did the impossible of sneaking across the border and into the Grand Final?

 

[Shane Heard]

Not just any old truck. You'll need a rig that's suitably customised to handle the pushback that you'll invariably encounter.

Something like this, I suggest:

Which is a good reminder to everyone travelling the wastelands that it’s a wise idea to always bring a fire blanket with you in case the feral scum set fire to your hands.

 

[stefoid]

All you need to do is get a job serving there. Wear normal clothes under whatever uniform they give you, strip off an walk away at the first opportunity.

Used to walk around selling pies at the MCG and drinks at the Entertainment centre.

One night at the EC there was some band called Cold Chisel doing 'last stand' or something like that. I was young and ignorant.

It was set up so there was an 'inner circle' area and the plebs seating, and while I was walking around, a guy in the plebs area offered me $50 to let him use my uniform jacket to get into the inner circle area, and I was to come in with the drinks tray (sans jacket) and meet him in the toilets and get it back again. And he had 3 mates. So I spent the next half hour wandering in and out with and without my jacket ushering these dudes into the inner area with my jacket on, and made an absolute fortune (compared to what I would have made).

Happy with my profit so early into the evening I just stopped working and....went home! (I know what a DH, but I was pretty pleased with myself at the time)