So... I'm like new... and stuff

[Cornelious]

Hi all!

Just saying hi.

There is nothing special about me, I like footy and Monkeys...

What I really want to see if Monkeys playing footy.

That would be hilarious!

Just saying what up to my new peeps, enjoy me.

Cheers

 

[Scrimes1234]

Hello sir, I'm not sure what your deal is (with the monkeys and all) but I'm sure the mods are watching closely. LOL
I C WUT U DID THER!

 

[Shell]

Welcome!!

Just thought i'd point out that we already got monkeys playing footy... We call them the Carlton Football Club

 

[Jumpin' Jimmy]

Welcome!!

Just thought i'd point out that we already got monkeys playing footy... We call them the Carlton Football Club

Classic!

 

[Shell]

Classic!

Just statin the obvious!!

 

[Cornelious]

Hello sir, I'm not sure what your deal is (with the monkeys and all) but I'm sure the mods are watching closely. LOL
I C WUT U DID THER!

Everyone watches me very closely, I am extremely handsome.

People like crash their cars and stuff because they stare at me in awe when I'm walking down the street.

Once I like done Karate on this old guy because he told me he was better then me. I think I broke his hip.

 

[The Gunner]

Everyone watches me very closely, I am extremely handsome.

People like crash their cars and stuff because they stare at me in awe when I'm walking down the street.

Once I like done Karate on this old guy because he told me he was better then me. I think I broke his hip.

...

 

[rick James]

Everyone watches me very closely, I am extremely handsome.

People like crash their cars and stuff because they stare at me in awe when I'm walking down the street.

Once I like done Karate on this old guy because he told me he was better then me. I think I broke his hip.

someone else already has that user name.

And if you try karate on me I will DEFINITELY pop a cap... most likely in yo ass.

 

[Scallop Industry Thug]

someone else already has that user name.

.

U mean Copernicous?

 

[rick James]

U mean Copernicous?

Same thing

 

[Cornelious]

someone else already has that user name.

And if you try karate on me I will DEFINITELY pop a cap... most likely in yo ass.

Have you ever fought a karate expert? I can do like backflips and stuff d00dz.

 

[rick James]

Have you ever fought a karate expert? I can do like backflips and stuff d00dz.

I can make you do a backflip as well, 8 shots to the dome will do that... word.

 

[Scrimes1234]

Karate? Hahaho I'm merely a kungfu master, mate I'll tear ya a new arse!
Rick James, I'm ready to join your gang... am I in?

 

[Cornelious]

Karate? Hahaho I'm merely a kungfu master, mate I'll tear ya a new arse!
Rick James, I'm ready to join your gang... am I in?

Where will this "arse" be located?

 

[Scrimes1234]

Don't even go there girlfriend!

 

[Cornelious]

Don't even go there girlfriend!

Do you like pancakes?

 

[Scrimes1234]

<3 Pancakes! I usually eat a longstack with my m4d 1337 h4x0r1ng 5ki11z!

 

[Cornelious]

<3 Pancakes! I usually eat a longstack with my m4d 1337 h4x0r1ng 5ki11z!

That's my boy

 

[ilovemcphee]

Do you like pancakes?

Pancakes are yummy!

btw, welcome to bigfooty...hope you have a great time!

 

[Cornelious]

Pancakes are yummy!

btw, welcome to bigfooty...hope you have a great time!

Same to you luv

Pancakes are delicious, would you like some?

 

[ilovemcphee]

Same to you luv

Pancakes are delicious, would you like some?

mmm...sounds good! how soon can you get here??

 

[Cornelious]

mmm...sounds good! how soon can you get here??

Hmm... hows 3 months sound??

 

[ilovemcphee]

Hmm... hows 3 months sound??

I guess it sounds better than 6!

 

[Scallop Industry Thug]

Cornelious, would I be mistaken to assume 'Strawberry Pancakes' is a metaphor for something else?

 

[Cornelious]

Cornelious, would I be mistaken to assume 'Strawberry Pancakes' is a metaphor for something else?

You would not be mistaken at all sir