Review So It's Come to This: An Adam Simpson Clip Show

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Jul 3, 2011
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Fremantle's travel arrangements hit another snag

Seems to be some sort of... couch.
 

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Simpson: Ah, I'm telling you. Lyon can't coach at all. I'm not the type to have a grudge for no reason...
[the camera cuts to the 6PR radio studio, where Karl Langdon is sat with Leigh Matthews.]
Langdon: Sir, can I just break in for a moment?
Simpson: [impatient] Yes, Karl.
Langdon Do you have a question for Leigh Matthews?
Simpson: Yes. Mr. Matthews, don't you think Lyon is a big jerk?
[Langdon hangs up, leaving Simpson the dreaded dial tone.]
Simpson: Yello? Yello?
[redials radio number]
Simpson: Yeah, Adam again. I think we got cut off.
[dial tone]
Simpson: Yello?
[redials number]
 
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Simpson: [from crowd] Hey, Lyon! You're the worst coach this team has ever had!
Longmuir: He's the only decent coach this team has ever had... and the game hasn't
even started yet!
Simpson: Yeah, well... he's wearing that hat like an idiot.
Longmuir: You know, Adam, its very easy to criticise.
Simpson: Fun, too.

Simpson:
Lyyyyyyyooon! Lyyyyyyyyyyyyooooon! Lyyyyyyon!
Lyon: What!?
Homer: Lyyyyyyyooon!
Lyon: What? What is it?!
Homer: Games out there! Ha ha ha ha! Made you look!
Lyon: [to himself] Mmmmmm! They're just words, Rossy. Words can't hurt you!

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[Simpson throws a beer can. It hits Lyon on the head.]
Lyon: Oooow! Thats it!
Longmuir: Adam, that was really mean!
Simpson: I know, and I got him right in the... uh oh..
[Lyon is storming towards him. He stands glaring at Simpson.]
[nervously] Heh heh heh... hi, Lyon. Go Dockers!
Lyon: Do you have a problem with the way I'm coaching?
Simpson No! No! No no no. Its just that... well... like I was yelling earlier... seems like... anyone with half a brain can coach better than you.
Lyon: Uh huh! Half a brain, huh? Well, you know what? Sounds like you just volunteered!
[puts cap on Simpson's head and gives him the whiteboard]
Simpson: Me? But you were doing such a great job!
 
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Fremantle supporters deal with the loss
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"Umpires! I knew it was them! Even when it was the injuries I knew it was the umpires!"

There was a lady on the train ride home last night absolutely bagging the crap out of the umpires. She was calling for blood.
 

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Fagan: You people have stood in my way long enough! I'm going to sack Brenton Sanderson!
Media: I don't think any of us expected him to say that.
 

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Fagan: OK, let's make this sporting, Brenton. If you can tell me why I shouldn't fire you without using the letter "E", you can keep your job.
Sanderson: Uh, OK. Um, I'm a good...work...guy --
Fagan: You're fired.
Sanderson: But I didn't say --
Fagan: You will. [pushes a button]
Sanderson: [falling through a trap door] EEEEeeeee!
 
Paul Roos: [Trying to persuade the AFL to give Melbourne pick 3 for Frawley] Hello Gil? This is Paul Roos. Remember last year when we paid that fine for tanking? Yeah, well now I need you to do a favour for us!
 

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"Why'd they make that one Muppet out of leather?"
"That's not a leather Muppet, that's Kevin Bartlett. Back in the 70's he was quite the footballer."
 

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Dayne Beams: Nathan, I don't want to seem ungrateful, but I want to go to Brisbane to be closer to my family.
Buckley: [sighs] I was hoping I wouldn't have to tell you this, but...I'm afraid your family doesn't want you back.
[Buckley turns on a TV, shows the Beams in the TV room]
Beams' father: [wooden] I do not miss Dayne at all.
Beams' mother: I am glad he's gone.
Claye Beams: As am I.
Father: [drops a sandwich] B'oh!

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