So this is where you all get to?!

[Carlos]

I've been wondering where all you die-hards get to! Things have been rather quite and uninteresting on the Roos forum lately and now I've sussed out why! Cause you're all here having a red hot go at eachother! Particularly thrilled to see C.I.K hasn't disappeared altogether! I was getting worried about ya there killa! Well i haven't really got anything too interesting to say at the moment, but nice to have tracked yas all down!!
All the breast!

 

[Malibu]

Originally posted by Carlos:
I've been wondering where all you die-hards get to! Things have been rather quite and uninteresting on the Roos forum lately and now I've sussed out why! Cause you're all here having a red hot go at eachother! Particularly thrilled to see C.I.K hasn't disappeared altogether! I was getting worried about ya there killa! Well i haven't really got anything too interesting to say at the moment, but nice to have tracked yas all down!!
All the breast!

Welcome hombre.

You sure you're not related to Darky saying "All the breast" ?

 

[35eye]

Hey Captain,
Tell us what far away town you've been gigging in lately. Moe? Wonthaggi? Anywhere?
Its been a dreary week, I could do with a giggle and you must have a few good rock star stories to tell.

 

[hilton]

Welcome Carlos, its good to see you here on Big Footy

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MARK HILTON FOR THE SENIOR LIST!

 

[Carlos]

Afternoon thrill seekers!!

Yeah been all over the place lately. Been up to Bendigo more times than is healthy (ah Bendigo, where the men are men and the sheep are nervous!!). They go off pretty hard up there. Sale has been a regular stop for us so far this year also. But I'd better not go too far into details as there could be young chilren (RickChick??? Moti???) logged on!!

It has been a pretty gloomy week hasn't it? On our forum people are getting really dark. I still think we are a realistic chance of beating Richmond though, even without Wayne. But i am definately going to get down and watch the MK's on Saturday as it'd be nice to see a team wearing blue and white actually playing with confidence and skill!! And even though i saw most of the MK's game when i ventured up to Shell Stadium (never seen so many mullets and untidy facial hair - and that was just the women!!), because of the shitful conditions it wasn't a real good indication of how well it appears they have been going. And I'm hanging to see our boy Hilton crack some skulls!!

Anyway Kanga champions, hope to see you at either one of the games. I'll be the freak with bleach blonde hair swearing like a trooper!! Rock on!! Until then, keep ya knees together!!

 

[Darky]

Originally posted by Carlos:
Anyway Kanga champions, hope to see you at either one of the games. I'll be the freak with bleach blonde hair swearing like a trooper!!

Great, now we have two of them

Only kiddin' Carlos, welcome aboard!



[This message has been edited by Darky (edited 03 May 2001).]

 

[Carlos]

Who is the other one Darky? I'm tipping i know!! Is she a big Olarenshaw fan?

 

[Malibu]

Originally posted by Carlos:
Who is the other one Darky? I'm tipping i know!! Is she a big Olarenshaw fan?

Geeze you're quick Carlos!

 

[Carlos]

You having a go Malibu? Hey just because I'm a drummer and blonde (fake, but you know what i mean) doesn't mean you can have pot shots!!

Q) How do you know when a drummer's stool is level?

A) The drool runs out both sides of his/her mouth!

Goodnite thrill seekers!

[This message has been edited by Carlos (edited 03 May 2001).]

 

[35eye]

Cool, open season...

Why to bands need Roadies?
To translate what the drummer says.

What does a drummer use for contraception?
His personality.

A drummer, tired from being ridiculed by his peers, decides to learn how to play some "real" musical instruments. He goes to a music store, walks in, approaches the store clerk, and says "I'll take that red trumpet over there and that accordian."
The store clerk looks at him a bit funny, and replies "OK, you can have the fire extinguisher but the radiator's got to stay".

A guy walks into a shop.
"You got one of them Marshall Hiwatt AC30 amplificatior thingies and a Gobson StratoBlaster geetar with a Fried Rose tremulo?"
"You're a drummer, aren't you?"
"Duh, yeah. How'd you know?"
"This is a travel agency."

Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?
So they can park in the handicapped spot.

What's the last thing a drummer says in a band?
"Hey, guys - why don't we try one of my songs? ..."


AND IN CASE YOU WERE WONDERING, I DON'T RETAIN ANY BLONDE JOKES SENT TO ME THANK YOU VERY MUCH! TAKING THE PISS OUT OF DRUMMERS IS HEAPS FUNNIER.

 

[DOC]

Have you been saving them up 35eye.

Just popped over to the Official board.
Just for the read.

Yee gods whats the go over there.

Go the Skull !!!
J.I.T.C
THE DOC..

 

[Darky]

Q. What do you call a guy that hangs around with musicians?

A. A drummer

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[Malibu]

Originally posted by Carlos:
You having a go Malibu? Hey just because I'm a drummer and blonde (fake, but you know what i mean) doesn't mean you can have pot shots!!

Coming from a fellow fake blonde, No...

 

[Carlos]

Geeees!! Ouch!!

Alright then!

How many guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?

11. 1 to do it, 10 to stand back and say "I could have done it better, faster, more technically correct, i would have looked better while i was doing it..."

Q) How do you know when a bass player is at your front door?

A) You don't cause he thinks "whats the point of knocking? No one's gonna pay any attention to me! No one cares about bass players! I may as well just go home!!"

Q) How do you know when a singer is at your front door?

A) You don't because he never knows the right time to come in, and can nevwer find the right key!!


But who am i kidding?!? We drummers are still the poor relation of the music industry so:

Whats got 3 legs and an arseh*le?

A drum stool.

See yas at the footy ya crazy kids!!