So was Germany a failure for our injuries?

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The real question that has come out of this is why does Moore have a bad ankle and Elliot a bad back, after they go to Germany? What did the Germans do to transfer the weakness? Did the Germans transfer the injuries to other body parts? Are we going to see ACLs from these two later on? I am petrified!! What is the club doing about this? Why didnt we sack bucks when we had a chance?
 
Satire aside from you guys, the bottomline is, these blokes are injured again so maybe no matter what you do they will always be injured. Genetics have not been kind to Moore. And if he was a horse they would shoot him would not they?
 

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Satire aside from you guys, the bottomline is, these blokes are injured again so maybe no matter what you do they will always be injured. Genetics have not been kind to Moore. And if he was a horse they would shoot him would not they?
Thank God he's a show pony and not a horse. He'll get back and he'll star.
 
LOL Horsey what a horror story I humbly beg forgiveness for such heresy, we must maintain our ascendancy at all cost from the riff raff.

Well may you beg forgiveness, but for some it is too late. When you meddle in these forces, hell awaits.

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BS: Psssst. Albo

AA: "Rah rah best sword in Scotland rah rah come to QLD for rebellion rah small bowl of porridge rah rah"

BS: Albo. Its serious. Its the pony based charisma transplant. Its going wrong!

AA: "Rah rah flange rah rah curmudgeon rah rah..." errr what? Wong? Nobody told me Penny was joining us? s**t on a brisket and * my dewflaps with a copy of Hansard Bill, you have to warn me of this s**t, we might as well pretend to be a professional outfit and...

BS: NO Albo, not Wong, wrong. Wrong. My charisma implant has gone wrong, its gone...down. And I'm going all fuzzy at the edges or something...

AA: Dont have to tell me Bill me old china. You have about as much charisma as a day old turd. Ive flushed more inspiring leaders down the bog after me bowl of honest everyman weetbix than you cocksucking shitwint...

BS: Albo! For * sake! I think...I think I'm turning into a pony!

AA: Finally admitting it to yourself I see. Thats like the first step isnt it? Everyone knows your a phony Bill, with about as much insight into the common man as Marie Antonette feeling especially uncompromising, but I didnt ******* think you realised it but...

BS: Not a PHONY Albo. A PONY!!!

AA: Errrrrr...say what?

BS: "I'm a PONY, a PONY, a PONY, a PONYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!"

AA: *pause* ahhh...exactly how many stations did that go out on?

Random apparatchik: All of them, Sir.

AA: Well * me with the House of Reps mace...


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Leigh Sales: So Antony Green, what is the picture we are building up here?

AG: Well Leigh, its a clusterfu<k here for Labor...thats a psephological term, by the way.

LS: How bad is it for Labor?

AG: Well, if we look at the chamber makeup here, they are pretty much fu<ked. Thats a psephological term by the way, Leigh.

LS: And are the exit polls telling us anything?

AG: the data here is very consistent Leigh, and consequently my nipples are ever so erect as they always become around that kind of data, the filthy tart. When asked what most determined their vote, 10% just said "socialist", 20% smeared their own faeces on the nearest wall or slow moving person, and 70% said "it was the ******* pony, what else?" So on the whole, I think we have abandoned stable government, handed the reins of power to the coalition, and saddled the country with a future darker than one of my looks when the booth matching computer stuffs up Woop Woop upper and Woop Woop West...

LS: I have to stop you there Antony, but we have been informed by the incoming prime minister that...yes...you have been sold to Guatemala to pay down the debt. Sorry.

AG: ******* ponies.


Edit: And can I just say, I love a swear filter that throws a hissy fit over "s**t" but as no problem with cocksucking shitwint. Kudos.
 
Genetics have not been kind to Moore. And if he was a horse they would shoot him would not they?

Thankyou for volunteering to be first up against the wall after the horse uprising. We are waiting.
 

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Satire aside from you guys, the bottomline is, these blokes are injured again so maybe no matter what you do they will always be injured. Genetics have not been kind to Moore.

Gee, I wish genetics had been that unkind to me! (I’m rather happy with my genetics actually, but sadly they never allowed me to play footy on the MCG)

And if he was a horse they would shoot him would not they?

Um, no. Moore hasn’t broken any limbs. If he was a horse he’d belong to a kindly 12 year old girl named Mary who rides him in weekend gymkhanas.
 
Excellent. We'll be in that neck of the woods dropping bombs on Germany from Jonbe's plane. Might as well check it out.

Pretty sure jonbe54 ‘s plane belongs in the Pacific theatre?
 
Keep guessing.
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As I've had back injuries from my teenage years and a wide range of physios and related experts have indicated that subsequent soft tissue issues are related to my underlying back issue , I'm very happy to hear your explanation of why an issue in one part of my body doesn't affect other areas of my body, particularly as my theory of connectedness relates to everything I kniw about bio and regular mechanics.
 
Agree, the club is never upfront with injuries.

Back to genetics, few would want Moore's body, they would want one which works.

Speak for yourself!

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Pretty sure jonbe54 ‘s plane belongs in the Pacific theatre?
Correct 76 it is a T28 trojan and versions served with the air force, navy and marine air corps as advanced trainers in the pacific war. There were English (called the Harvard) and Australian (called the Winjeel) versions that served in similar capacities.
 
Agree, the club is never upfront with injuries.

Back to genetics, few would want Moore's body, they would want one which works.
I’ll take Moore’s body.
 

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