Off-topic Socrates2's Special Summertime Superquiz.

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How many spoilers does it take to spoil a spoiler?
this many
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How many spoilers does it take to spoil a spoiler?
this many
Good build up but the 'that many' ending could have been Tom Hawkins in a bra.
 

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What will SOS do now that he is sacked?
Probably pizza shop or house painter or something. To be honest I thought he got punched in the head a bit too often and that's clouded his judgement.
 

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How long could you survive on Mars without a spacesuit?
At most, an astronaut without a suit would last about 15 seconds before losing conciousness from lack of oxygen. (That's how long it would take the body to use up the oxygen left in the blood.)
 

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How can you just leave me standing?
Alone in a world that's so cold
(so cold)
Maybe I'm just too demanding
Maybe I'm just like my father,
too bold
Maybe you're just like my mother
She's never satisfied
(she's never satisfied)

Why do we scream at each other?
This is what it sounds like
When doves cry
 
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Do dogs remember yesterday?
The short answer is, they probably don't. But that doesn't mean they don't remember you. Dogs may have some type of episodic memory, or the ability to remember specific events in the past. A recent study suggests this is possible.
 

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Why do dogs sniff my private area?
The dominant sense for dogs is their sense of smell. ... In humans the apocrine glands are found only in certain areas of the body, with the highest concentrations in the armpits and groin area so dogs try to sniff these areas for the same reasons that they sniff the genital regions of dogs.
 

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Name the population of these areas.

Gold Coast / Tweed Heads
693,000

Newcastle / Maitland ?
491,000

Canberra / Queanbeyan?
447,000

Melbourne and Sydney?
5,131,326
Sydney

4,850,740
Melbourne
 

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