Song Contest Part VII, Host: Sepp Blatter, Theme: Ashes, Noms Due: Sunday 7:00pm ACDT

[pantskyle]

Goddamn, we have the same body.

 

[CakeEater]

Pantskyle= Chris Farley confirmed.

 

[pantskyle]

Pantskyle= Chris Farley confirmed.

I'm not dead, yet.

 

[CakeEater]

I'm not dead, yet.

Thats definitely true- who else would carry me in the Royals if you werent there.

(Who else bar Ula,Bob, GC,MWPP etc)

 

[pantskyle]

Thats definitely true- who else would carry me in the Royals if you werent there.

(Who else bar Ula,Bob, GC,MWPP etc)

You're all carrying me.

 

[El Dubya]

I'd billy you for being an insensitive ****

I'm not in the business of changing my opinion of a person once they've died.

 

[TubbsFarquhar]

Post-round update! (228)

After an uneventful few rounds, we have some movement in the Halls this time.

• In only his 2nd round back from his trip, Sozabarus already whores his way to a podium making it his 19th overall. One more and he will get a Hall of Fame entry.
• This is set to be NaturalDisaster's 50th contest. He hasn't won a contest yet but, given his last hosting effort, it's for the better. But maybe we should just give him a chance to redeem himself if he does win?
• Elton Johns Wig is having a purple patch winning his 4th contest and 6th podium. He has also achieved back-to-back podiums and would've been 4 in a row had it not been a family emergency. I might just give him a HoF as it is different to just being a lazy campaigner and being DQd. OES, robbing you of a podium has nothing to do with you Billying me, it's just that EJW probably deserves it due to circumstances. He'll be inducted in the next post along with a couple of others.

 

[TubbsFarquhar]

Halls!

• Here is the belated Hall of Fame entry for Elton Johns Wig. 4 podiums in a row! This makes him just the 3rd person to achieve this behind former contestant HBG and current contestant Loonerty.
• To the more negative side of things, akkaps won the Billy on countback by 1 vote resulting in his 5th Billy of the contest and summoning him to a Hall of Shame entry.
• Finishing the Hall sandwich with a positive, despite his displeasure of not winning, Back One Out's moral victory still sees him gain a Hall of Fame entry as that was his 20th podium!

*Hall of Fame*
5 song contest wins - roo2macca, Hard Ball Get, JoseMourinho, royboy2, edgie, Loonerty, Chappyuk, Marklar_33, Allikat, CakeEater, Illinois Nazi, Wooshette, the fly, Gigantor, Smeg Head, DroopStDanny, Back One Out, Sozabarus, Bet on Blue, OES, Plugger35, Chaisa

Top of the pack: Three consecutive top three finishes - Hard Ball Get (Rounds 40, 41, 42; and Rounds 41, 42, 43), roo2macca (Rounds 48, 49, 50), edgie (Rounds 83, 84, 85), Loonerty, (Rounds 94, 95, 96; and Rounds 95, 96, 97), Chaisa (Rounds 124, 125, 126), DroopStDanny (Rounds 177, 178, 179), Chappyuk (Rounds 215, 216, 217), Elton Johns Wig (Rounds 225, 226, 227; and Rounds 226, 227, 228)

The real 1st place!: Three 2nd places within 5 rounds -

Moving on up!: From 3rd to 1st over three consecutive rounds -

The Shane Watson award: I've participated in 50 song contests - Chappyuk, Plugger35, roo2macca, FreoFalcon, Royboy2, thefly, JoseMourinho, Hard Ball Get, Smeg Head, SugarShane, edgie, Little Graham, MEB_, Illinois Nazi, Allikat, Jazny, CakeEater, Gigantor, Loonerty, Marklar_33, Back One Out, Wooshette, Van_Dyke, IKnowtheDog, Bomberboyokay, Chaisa, Melter, Bet on Blue, DroopstDanny, Ulahoopski, Sozabarus, Call_Me_Floss, GreyCrow, krisholio14, The Filth Wizard, Elton Johns Wig

I'm no longer Shane Watson!: I've participated in 100 song contests - Chappyuk, Plugger35, roo2macca, JoseMourinho, Hard Ball Get, royboy2, the fly, edgie, Smeg Head, Illinois Nazi, little graham, Freofalcon, CakeEater, Loonerty, Gigantor, Marklar_33, Back One Out, OES, Bet on Blue, DroopstDanny, Ulahoopski, Chaisa

I'm Now Brian Lara!: I've participated in 150 song contests - Chappyuk, Plugger35, roo2macca, royboy2, the fly, Smeg Head, CakeEater, Loonerty, Marklar_33, Back One Out, edgie

The Kumar Sangakkara Award: I've participated in 200 song contests - Chappyuk, Plugger35, roo2macca, royboy2, the fly, Smeg Head

The AB de Villiers award: I scored 50 or more botes for my nomination! - Wooshette 50 (Round 7), El Dubya 67 (Round 9), Wooshette 50 (Round 11), roo2macca 57 (Rounds 18), richoatthedisco 53 (Round 20), Allikat 52 (Round 30), Plugger35 53 (Round 33), JoseMourinho 50 (Round 51), Loonerty52(Round 52), Smeg Head 55 (Round 69), edgie 50 (Round 73), Marklar_33 53 (Round 88), edgie 56 (Round 103), CakeEater 54 (Round 105), royboy2 53 (Round 111), Bet on Blue 60 (Round 127), the fly 51 (Round 148), roo2macca 51 (Round 157), CakeEater 51 (Round 174), Bet on Blue 50 (Round 200)

I Bote Whored!: 20 podium finishes - roo2macca, Hard Ball Get, royboy2, Loonerty, Chappyuk, Plugger35, edgie, Smeg Head, Chaisa, DroopstDanny, Back One Out

Beginner's Luck!: Podium on Debut - Freofalcon (Round 1)*, Good Old (Round 1), Probitas (Round 1) Hard Ball Get (Round 2)*, MEB_ (Round 2), brahj (Round 15), Sydney Bloods (Round 36), Loonerty (Round 44), Van_Dyke (Round 67), One Eyed Sainter (Round 100)*, BlueBelle (Round 102), Bet on Blue (Round 104), Ulahoopski (Round 110), DroopStDanny (Round 110), dogs105 (Round 196)

*Also won

The Magnificent Seven: 7 top 7 finishes in a row - roo2macca (Rounds 44-50, 45-51, 46-52) Ulahoopski (Rounds 160-166, 161-167, 162-168, 163-169 164-170)

*Hall of Shame*
Donut King: A bag of 5 donuts -

Master Billy: 5 Billy awards - JoseMourinho (Rounds - 14, 16, 22, 36, 41, 46, 52, 54, 83, 85, 120), Smeg Head (Rounds - 27, 42, 43, 45, 62, 67, 80, 105, 139), little graham (Rounds - 23, 48, 57, 68, 79, 97, 116, 117, 149, 150, 155, 163), SugarShane (Rounds - 39, 60, 84, 87, 91), Jazny (Rounds 4, 10, 69, 76, 95) Bomberboyokay (Rounds - 40, 47, 99, 100, 109), Illinois Nazi (Rounds - 26, 30, 61, 82, 111, 158), Cake Eater (Rounds - 58, 73, 86, 89, 122, 128, 160), IKnowtheDog (Rounds - 77, 81, 104, 121, 126, 134, 136, 138, 147, 162), BlueBelle (Rounds - 103, 112, 114, 119, 127), royboy2 (Rounds - 50, 63, 75, 110, 129, 135, 137, 142, 166), Freofalcon (Rounds - 19, 44, 118, 124, 141), Van_Dyke (Rounds 72, 74, 78, 94, 143), Loonerty (Rounds 88, 98, 106, 146, 157), Bet on Blue (Rounds 108, 115, 133, 167, 170), RedmanWasHere (Rounds 190, 193, 194, 202, 204), Wooshette (Rounds 64, 107, 140, 205, 219), akkaps (Rounds 196, 198, 209, 211, 228)

Bottom of the pack: Three consecutive last place finishes in a row - Ashton Agar (Rounds 1-3)

The double: A Billy award and last place - Ashton Agar (Rounds 2, 7), Allikat (Round 11), JoseMourinho (Rounds 16, 120), Sublime (Round 28), Call_Me_Floss (Round 38), royboy2 (Round 50), SugarShane (Round 60), Jazny (Rounds 76, 95), Illinois Nazi (Round 82, 158), Back One Out (Round 93), Van_Dyke (Round 94), little graham (Rounds 117, 150, 155), Wooshette (Round 140), the fly (Round 186), Plugger35 (Round 191), Bet on Blue (Round 195), akkaps (Round 196), Wooshette (Round 205), Thatsapaddlin (Round 218)

The trifecta: Billy votes only/A Billy award/Last place - Jazny (Round 10), Allikat (Round 11) HBF (Round 21), oogac (Round 24), Illinois Nazi (Round 26) Bomberboyokay (Rounds 47, 99), Marklar_33 (Round 59), little graham (Rounds 79, 97, 116, 163), Bet on Blue (Round 108), royboy2 (Round 110), IKnowtheDog (Round 121), BlueBelle (Round 127), Call_Me_Floss (Round 151), General Soreness (Round 213)

I like donuts!: Three donuts in a row -

Me don't know how/when to vote : Being a perpetual late voter/missing deadlines - Morganashlee, edgie, Freofalcon, Bomberboyokay, Back One Out, little graham, Van_Dyke

I host to win billies!: Winning a billy in a round you hosted - Bomberboyokay (Round 40 - Wrestling theme), JoseMourinho (Round 52 - Pump-up Songs), Loonerty (Round 88 - First Musical Purchase), Gignator (Round 152 - Talkin' Blues)

The Jose Billy sandwhich: Winning donuts in between two billy awards - JoseMourinho (Rounds 52, 53, 54)

I Blew It! Being relegated from first to last for not boting - little graham (Round 66), JoseMourinho (Round 91), A Bit High (Round 110), Jazny (Round 175)

 

[Smeg Head]

Stop bullying my brother.

Bote for my songs more often then.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Bote for my songs more often then.

PM me with them and I will then.

 

[Smeg Head]

PM me with them and I will then.

Loonerty expand the circle!

 

[Loonerty]

Loonerty expand the circle!

He would be a good fit. He, Marklar_33 and I are all East Side Hawks.

You should complete the deal and join us too
And CakeEater

 

[TubbsFarquhar]

He would be a good fit. He, Marklar_33 and I are all East Side Hawks.

You should complete the deal and join us too
And CakeEater

He should join the Royals and become teammates with Ula.

 

[NaturalDisaster]

He would be a good fit. He, Marklar_33 and I are all East Side Hawks.

You should complete the deal and join us too
And CakeEater

Don't do it Smeggy, it's a trap!!

 

[El Dubya]

Have I won yet? Holidays are going slowly.

 

[Paddles_]

Thats definitely true- who else would carry me in the Royals if you werent there.

(Who else bar Ula,Bob, GC,MWPP etc)

campaigner

 

[The Filth Wizard]

campaigner

You got what you deserve. Time for a change of scenery.

 

[CakeEater]

campaigner

Sorry Paddles- it wasnt deliberate.

 

[CakeEater]

He would be a good fit. He, Marklar_33 and I are all East Side Hawks.

You should complete the deal and join us too
And CakeEater

Na, Im happy with the royals.

Why leave a team on top.

 

[Paddles_]

You got what you deserve. Time for a change of scenery.

To the Roys with the spam squad

 

[The Filth Wizard]

To the Roys with the spam squad

They're hiring?

 

[Paddles_]

They're hiring?

Only for the very best up and coming spammers

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Only for the very best up and coming spammers

True, they've already got their fill of old bastards in their retirement days.

 

[NaturalDisaster]

To the Roys with the spam squad

they were terrible... At least my spam is half interesting.

 

[TubbsFarquhar]

If you think the Roys are bad, just wait until you play the Wonders.