Song Contest Part XII, Host: roo2macca, Theme: Precious Gems/Metals Noms Due: Monday 8:00pm AEST

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William Wonka

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Thanks friend, when does the next one start? What do I do?
The next round will probably start late Wednesday night however there is more to it than that.
First you must establish your musical credentials, how this is done depends on a couple of factors:

If you like mainstream stuff then you need to loudly discount as unlistenable garbage anything obscure or different.

If however your taste is more alternative, then you need to sneer and ridicule anything that has ever been played on the radio (particularly Triple M or Gold104.3) you will find the terms 'whore', 'virgin' and occasionaly 'BANGA' used.

Depending on whether you prefer old or new music will define you as either a dad rock lover, or a millennial softcock.

If you enjoy spreadsheets and people avoid you at parties then you can proudly claim youre all about 'musical integrity'.

There are a hundred other nuances but basically if you imagine you are back in the shitfight fred, and anyone who doesn't like exactly the same type of music you do is a Hawfie then you should do just fine.
 

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Bahama - was he suspended for the greenwood hit?
Yeah he got one week but is appealing the suspension today, wouldn't surprise me if he got off since he's a Brownlow favourite and not Jake Carlisle.

The next round will probably start late Wednesday night however there is more to it than that.
First you must establish your musical credentials, how this is done depends on a couple of factors:

If you like mainstream stuff then you need to loudly discount as unlistenable garbage anything obscure or different.

If however your taste is more alternative, then you need to sneer and ridicule anything that has ever been played on the radio (particularly Triple M or Gold104.3) you will find the terms 'whore', 'virgin' and occasionaly 'BANGA' used.

Depending on whether you prefer old or new music will define you as either a dad rock lover, or a millennial softcock.

If you enjoy spreadsheets and people avoid you at parties then you can proudly claim youre all about 'musical integrity'.

There are a hundred other nuances but basically if you imagine you are back in the shitfight fred, and anyone who doesn't like exactly the same type of music you do is a Hawfie then you should do just fine.
Being a Geelong supporter I'd imagine this would be the type of music he likes.

 

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Broken Leg and Disease would've been my bottom 2 if I played with Disease being dead last by a long way.

If the Scrubs theme song can get a run then you may as well throw in Grey's Anatomy and All Saints too.
 
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