When you think about it, a saxophone is probably the most versatile instrument. Especially the brunchiest size saxophone, the tenor.
It may have a bad rep for being used as a contrast in many forgettable rock/pop songs (see playlist), but to me it is as versatile as gravy or peppermint.
If you imagine a saxophone lying on a hard maple decking next to a pot-plant and a bottle of shine, then you know you must be in banjo territory. Call the wolfpack they say. My matcha tea looks like grass they say. A saxophone case filled with 5 dollar coins outside a Starbucks hardware store shows that this instrument needs no introduction to the Romans or people from Edithvale.
When you try to blow most brass instruments it sounds horrible, like some sort of crevice trying to open a door handle with too much lubrication. But blowing a sax is like a raven taking flight into a cave. It just depends how many coffees you have had to whether it works or not. I mean who drinks No-Doz? Truck drivers? Wombats? Saxophonists? For them it seems to work.