5. Could Heaven Ever be Like This?
4. Freedom of Choice
3. I Am the Resurrection
2. Bombora
1. Swarm
HM: Northeast Party House, The Strokes, Tool
Billy: Beverly Hills
Freedom of Choice - I had the freedom of choice to listen to this. I wholeheartedly regret that decision.
Two Princes - If you want to punch our larynxes, just go ahead now.
Beverly Hills - This steaming pile of shit with corn and flies is something I'd expect Chad Kroeger to write. What the **** happened in the round that this podiumed?
Ticks and Leeches – Tick paralysis would be a better alternative than having to sit through this. As would jumping into a freshwater lake infested with parasitical leeches.
Could Heaven Ever Be Like This? – I’m glad that this exists so that Jamie xx was able to sample it and put it to good use.
Some of Adam's Blues - I'm pretty sure this song has been recorded under 100 different names by "supposedly" different bands.
Bombora - It was nice of someone to dust off their parents' vinyl collection to nom this.
The Haunted – I have nothing to say about this which is reflective of the song. Just a whole lot of nothing.
Wax Simulcara - Is Wax Simulcara Latin for incoherent mess?
Swarm - Feel the noize... don't sign to a label that names themselves after a Quiet Riot lyric. They're better than them but that's like saying bathing in lemon juice and razor blades is better than a roundhouse kick to the nuts.
Blonde Over Blue - Is there anyone who epitomises whitebread, inoffensive, FM Radio music than Billy Joel?
Trust - With a name like Megadeath, I was expecting death metal, not tame middle-of-the-road metal. Weak song title to content correlation.
Drop the Pilot – Animal, mineral, physical, spiritual… what is this, 20 questions?
You Dropped a Bomb on Me - I wish I did.
I Can't Stop - That's a shame, they should've done exactly that before they started recording this.
Slave - Every artist/band has their bad points. No shame in that, or is there?
I Am the Resurrection - You're the resurrection and this is your contribution? Jesus would be disgusted.
Davidian - Not bad, but then the singing started.
Razorblade- First Impressions paled in comparison to their first two albums, although the singles were stand-outs. This wasn’t released as a single and, therefore, wasn’t a stand-out.
Far Far Away From Home - I never knew Led Zeppelin rip-offs dated way back to the 80s.
Strings and Drums – Paint by numbers “punk” (using that term loosely) rock. Boring.
Free At Last – Listening to this makes me wish I was the guy in the canoe getting chomped on by a shark.
Mistake - We all make mistakes; mine was listening to this.