Song Contest Part XV, Host: Back One Out, Theme: Woodwind Instruments, Votes Due: Sunday 10pm AEDT

[NaturalDisaster]

If I had raskolnikov I would have whored with Crowded house

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

Yeah, what I announced was actual botes.

Yuck who needs em.

 

[Raveneyes]

BOTES:

5: Lana Del Rey - "Ride"
4: Snow Patrol - "Open Your Eyes"
3: Autre Ne Veut - "Play By Play"
2: Matchbox Twenty - "3 AM"
1: Alien Ant Farm - "Movies"

BM: Caged Bastard - "Straight Hate To God EP" <-- and I actually don't think this was nommed for me.... probably MWPP. But it's my least favourite by far.

Gotcha! Oh yeah!
Also picked the one for MWPP!

5. Death Grips - Raveneyes
4. Lil Wayne - Raveneyes*
3. Roly Porter - SM**
2. Sunn O))) - por_please_ya
1. Caged Bastard - por_please_ya***
Billy: Kiss - Ulahoopski****

*Ula being gone made the hip-hop songs hard, especially given the nature of them - going Raveneyes on the basis of our little argument the other night which saw some of my most beloved internet hip-hop artists caught in the crossfire
**Had NFI for this one without Ula once again, so I'm guessing it's Chappy vs SM
***Both of these realistically could have been any of por_please_ya, GreyCrow or MWPP, but I'm going to play it safe and guess porps because of her hatred of screaming
****I thought this was too obvious, but I'd be more angry with myself if it was right and I didn't guess it

Didn't pick the song for me, but you picked the song I nommed for Porps. I really nailed that one.

Lil Wayne is terrible, but not B*Witched terrible. Death Grips, meh.

MY GUESSESES
B*Witched - Agent93
Twisted Sister - ChappyUK
Sun 0))) - MWWP
Snow Patrol - Sswans2011
Matchbox20 - Ulahoopski

Billy for me - B*Witched

Wonka- Roo twisted sista
G crow- ninjaswan george barker
Ula- SM Roly porter
Sswans- Ula earl sweatshirt
Props- hoos im still standin
Loonerty- G crow fotc
Mwpp- b.o.o matchbox 20
Roo- Loonerty lana
Raven- Porps caged bastard
The fly- j Chadwick rory gallagher
Chappy- Wonka limpy s**t
D Golith- harvey asian s**t
Plugger- rask areosmith
Speaker- the fly stevie
Harvey - Drunk g keith urban
ND- Cake eater king 4 a day
Rask- speaker insanity
Ejw- Filthy compay secondo
Hoos- jws eskimo joe
Jws- ejw Elton 2low
Cake eater- Dickee knee bwitchd
Dicky- mwpp sunn0
Filthy- nd a ant farm
J chad- raven lil wayne
SM- Chappy. Snow patrol
Ninja- Plugger Death grips

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[William Wonka]

Yuck who needs em.

This was my original thought.

However it then occured to me that there are some around these parts (i wont name names) who might object to my innovations and I would be harangued with choruses of "Tell us who really won?" and "Did you even count the botes???".
I therefore decided to preemptively shut these whiny campaigners up and save maiself the hassel of tallying botes twice.

 

[NinjaSwan]

Extremely excited about the artist I've entered this round, doubt the contest will ever be the same again.

 

[Back One Out]

Imagine there were no themes
A simple overhaul
Just pick any song you like
Every round, a free-for-all

Imagine all the people
Loving all the play-list (ah ah)

Imagine there's no Billy
It isn't hard to do
Nothing to hate or melt over
And no Ed Sheeran, too

Imagine all the people
Enjoying every playlist (ooh ooh)

You may say that I'm a dreamer
But I'm not going insane
I hope someday you'll join me
We'll make Song Contest great again

 

[The Speaker]

Imagine there's no Billy

Was there one this round?

 

[Ulahoopski]

Imagine there were no themes
A simple overhaul
Just pick any song you like
Every round, a free-for-all

Imagine all the people
Loving all the play-list (ah ah)

Imagine there's no Billy
It isn't hard to do
Nothing to hate or melt over
And no Ed Sheeran, too

Imagine all the people
Enjoying every playlist (ooh ooh)

You may say that I'm a dreamer
But I'm not going insane
I hope someday you'll join me
We'll make Song Contest great again

Sadly this will never happen. Th i s has become, like the majority of BF threads, a place for life by keybored trolls who feed off each other to fill in their vacant lives. A simple music based contest isn't enough for them.

 

[raskolnikov]

If I had raskolnikov I would have whored with Crowded house

John Farnham would have been an instabilly. Aerosmith was an interesting choice from Plugger. Not a huge fan but love Don't Want to Miss a Thing.

 

[William Wonka]

Was there one this round?

Oh Yeah.

Hey GreyCrow
Enjoy

 

[the fly]

Hmmm, fair pick for me (although it probably wouldn't have gotten my Billy in that list).

 

[TubbsFarquhar]

Oh Yeah.

Hey GreyCrow
Enjoy
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This is the best billy av yet.

 

[Plugger35]

John Farnham would have been an instabilly. Aerosmith was an interesting choice from Plugger. Not a huge fan but love Don't Want to Miss a Thing.

I didn't nom that for you, it was for SSwans2011

 

[The Speaker]

Hmmm, fair pick for me (although it probably wouldn't have gotten my Billy in that list).

ur welcome

 

[GreyCrow]

Oh Yeah.

Hey GreyCrow
Enjoy
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Sure. When you put out the full list of votes and Billies

As far as I can tell that song I billied got a lot of mentions

 

[Hoos]

Right about Hoos. That was my nom

There's actually plenty more on there that I dislike more than Elton John. Don't get me wrong, I don't think the guy's produced a decent song since the first half of the '80's, but there's others on this playlist that dwarf him for shittiness.

But you couldn't really go wrong. FWIW, the other Reggie song is worse.

 

[Hoos]

Hoos I will have failed in my mission if you did not billy I'm Still Standing lol

I didn't, lol.

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

There's actually plenty more on there that I dislike more than Elton John. Don't get me wrong, I don't think the guy's produced a decent song since the first half of the '80's, but there's others on this playlist that dwarf him for shittiness.

But you couldn't really go wrong. FWIW, the other Reggie song is worse.

And that's why I billied it.

 

[William Wonka]

Sure. When you put out the full list of votes and Billies

As far as I can tell that song I billied got a lot of mentions

You got full results right here

 

[Hoos]

And that's why I billied it.

I billied Matchbox 20. I did spot the Elton song meant for you though.

 

[_Rake_]

I billied Matchbox 20. I did spot the Elton song meant for you though.

I like the way that both Elty and I thought the Billy for us actually was the Billy intended for you.

 

[Hoos]

I like the way that both Elty and I thought the Billy for us actually was the Billy intended for you.

Like shooting brunchers in a barrel (made out of treated mahogany and rosewood with endangered black rhinoceros scrotum hair lining).

 

[por_please_ya]

Like shooting brunchers in a barrel (made out of treated mahogany and rosewood with endangered black rhinoceros scrotum hair lining).

Crevice.

 

[Hoos]

Crevice.

Exactly.

 

[_Rake_]

Does it have to the literal colour, or can it be say mint (referring to green).