Song Contest Part XXIV, Host: Chipmunk, Theme: Great Song, Poor Lyrics, Votes Due: Wednesday 10pm AEDT

[por_please_ya]

Anti-oxidant heaven in a bottle.
The Devil's juice.
Product of Georgia.

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We get that brand sometimes too, so good!

 

[Fossie 32]

Ive got a song prime for a future roumd

Two or more words sharing same first and or last letters

'ey Jude

 

[Fossie 32]

I was thinking for a theme a song by an artist that has bombed previously in the SC

 

[WAbulldog]

I was thinking for a theme a song by an artist that has bombed previously in the SC

That sounds good what would you classify as a bomb?

 

[Fossie 32]

That sounds good what would you classify as a bomb?

Either songs that came last / or zero votes or reverse podiumed, ie bottom 3 .

 

[JHF1870]

Either songs that came last / or zero votes or reverse podiumed, ie bottom 3 .

I think maybe 10 votes max. Alice In chains perfect example. 4 votes

Also i meant

Double Decker
Take That
Time to Take Time Today etc

 

[BFew]

Anti-oxidant heaven in a bottle.
The Devil's juice.
Product of Georgia.

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por_please_ya
Hang on a minute.
I just realised I mistakenly picked up the Blackberry one, instead of the Blueberry one.
Hadn't even noticed the difference between it and the Blueberry one when drinking it.
An easy mistake to make when they are sitting next to each other on a bottom shelf of my local fruit and vegie market.

 

[DemurePrincess]

por_please_ya
Hang on a minute.
I just realised I mistakenly picked up the Blackberry one, instead of the Blueberry one.
Hadn't even noticed the difference between it and the Blueberry one when drinking it.
An easy mistake to make when they are sitting next to each other on a bottom shelf of my local fruit and vegie market.

I over looked that fact you couldn’t read the labels

 

[BFew]

I over looked that fact you couldn’t read the labels

At least I didn't accidentally put on a dress instead of putting on my shorts this morning.

 

[DemurePrincess]

At least I didn't accidentally put on a dress instead of putting on my shorts this morning.

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I’m so glad you didn’t ask - does my bum look big in this?

 

[myblueroan]

I’m so glad you didn’t ask - does my bum look big in this?

 

[BFew]

I love that game!

 

[spinynorman]

1/3 of the way through the contest and had 1/3 of votes so far.

Relatively even spread of votes so far, to be honest! Four songs still sitting on donuts. No song with more than two Billies. Three different songs have led so far already.

Keep the steady stream coming!!

 

[por_please_ya]

por_please_ya
Hang on a minute.
I just realised I mistakenly picked up the Blackberry one, instead of the Blueberry one.
Hadn't even noticed the difference between it and the Blueberry one when drinking it.
An easy mistake to make when they are sitting next to each other on a bottom shelf of my local fruit and vegie market.

Travesty. The blueberry one is the best!

 

[Dont_be_a_Plonka]

Which thankfully reminded me to check the best by dates of all my normal caffeinated tea bags.
And they all went in the bin as all were long passed their dates.
Must remember to buy more instant coffee today if I can find any of the ones I like on special.
Have some small cans of energy drink for emergencies.
Don't think any of the herbal like teas I have, have caffeine in them. Will check that now.
.... trots off to check
Actually my Twinings "Focus" Peppermint, Green Tea & Guarana has approx 5mg of caffeine in it per well dunked teabag.
Just put the kettle on to test if this stimulant changes my behavior in and out of this thread in the next 30 minutes.

Tea doesn't go off ffs.
I'm in oblivion.

You could go to your great grandmothers house and find a teabag from 1967 in the back of the pantry and not only would it not harm you in the slightest but it would still make an acceptable cuopa.


'Best before' dates are simply the Tea companies hopes and dreams

 

[Dont_be_a_Plonka]

Nope now I'm really in complete ****ing oblivion.

Just checked the cupboard.

Salt has a best before.
SALT!!!

The stuff has sat around unchanged in the Himalayas for the last five hundred million years but yu better use it before July 2028 or it might errr, ummm... Lose its ****ing rizz or something???????????

 

[JHF1870]

Nope now I'm really in complete ****ing oblivion.

Just checked the cupboard.

Salt has a best before.
SALT!!!

The stuff has sat around unchanged in the Himalayas for the last five hundred million years but yu better use it before July 2028 or it might errr, ummm... Lose its ****ing rizz or something???????????

Years ago zi bought 200 up.and go 3 packs on sale. After 6 months they tasted like shit. Definitely degraded over time

 

[TubbsFarquhar]

Technically honey has a BB date, but that stuff literally doesn't spoil.

They discovered some honey from Ancient Egypt that was still edible, for instance.

 

[the fly]

Nope now I'm really in complete ****ing oblivion.

Just checked the cupboard.

Salt has a best before.
SALT!!!

The stuff has sat around unchanged in the Himalayas for the last five hundred million years but yu better use it before July 2028 or it might errr, ummm... Lose its ****ing rizz or something???????????

When I did jury duty a couple of years ago, someone commented that the tea in the jury room tasted bad. When we looked at the box it was a couple of years out of date.

 

[Fossie 32]

When I did jury duty a couple of years ago, someone commented that the tea in the jury room tasted bad. When we looked at the box it was a couple of years out of date.

Wasn’t the milk was it?

 

[Plugger35]

I don't drink tea, just give me coffee and tv.

 

[por_please_ya]

Yeah I definitely throw out tea if it's out of date! Going over a bit is no harm. But years? Nope.

Vegemite though, I don't think that ever goes off

 

[spinynorman]

Update: nobody felt like voting yesterday, huh? All good, though I won’t be around much today to accept votes, though I’ll try to check in at some point to nag and tag.

 

[spinynorman]

Technically honey has a BB date, but that stuff literally doesn't spoil.

They discovered some honey from Ancient Egypt that was still edible, for instance.

Was Winnie the Pooh there? Who saw honey thousands of years old and thought “I’ve gotta try this!”

 

[Hydatina Physis]

Tea doesn't go off ffs.
I'm in oblivion.

You could go to your great grandmothers house and find a teabag from 1967 in the back of the pantry and not only would it not harm you in the slightest but it would still make an acceptable cuopa.


'Best before' dates are simply the Tea companies hopes and dreams

Nope now I'm really in complete ****ing oblivion.

Just checked the cupboard.

Salt has a best before.
SALT!!!

The stuff has sat around unchanged in the Himalayas for the last five hundred million years but yu better use it before July 2028 or it might errr, ummm... Lose its ****ing rizz or something???????????

Best before date =/= use by date ya nong. Literally everything has a best before date, marked or not, you're clearly long past yours.