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Fossie 32

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Oct 6, 2002
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Melbourne..VICTORY, Leeds
Scrag City [to the tune of Surf City]

Two posts for every bong…..

Well I got a big shock when I logged onto BigFooty
[Scrag City’s done a post]
He wouldn’t do one called Erotic Fiction would he?
[Scrag City’s done a post]
Well he says he’s a troll and he isn’t wrong
Especially when he’s just had a bong

Well I’m banning Scrag City cos they made me a mod
Yeah I’m banning Scrag City cos I’m like a god
Yeah I’m banning Scrag City for a bit of fun
Yeah I’m banning Scrag City cos of what he’s done
Two posts for every bong

Well he said he’s gonna leave us but he’s still going strong
[Scrag City’s done a post]
If I ban him now I know it wouldn’t be wrong
[Scrag City’s done a post]
With one press of a button I can ban this guy
He’ll be gone for ever in a blink of an eye

Chorus

Y’know I wonder what its like to post when you’re a little high
[Scrag City’s done a post]
Maybe Scrag can hit me up and I’ll give it a try
[Scrag City’s done a post]
And when I score off Scrag City I’ll have lots of fun
Do a whacky post then write another one

You know I’m digging Scrag City now I’ve had a bong
I’m not banning Scrag City cos’ that would be wrong
You know I’m digging Scrag City now I’ve had a bong
I’m not banning Scrag City cos’ that would be wrong

Two posts for every
Two posts for every
Two posts for every bong


 

Fossie 32

Premium Platinum
Oct 6, 2002
20,119
10,210
1300GODOGS
AFL Club
Western Bulldogs
Other Teams
Melbourne..VICTORY, Leeds
Not working Foss- sorry, what is it?
She's a Mod
This song is by Ray Columbus & The Invaders.

This song was a
Number-One Hit!
She's a mod, she's a mod, she's a mod, she's a mod

She's a mod, she's a mod, she's a mod, yeah yeah yeah yeah
She's a mod, she's a mod, yeah yeah
She's a mod, she's a mod
She won't change anymore


Girl, now listen to me
I've got something to say
If you chop and change anymore
I won't have the money to pay
Fellas, she was once a drag
But the black leather caught her eye
After being a rocker for a week
She's a mod and I wonder why

Because I wanted her love
I said I'd buy her new clothes
She took advantage of my trust
Now I'm broke and completely bust

She's a mod, she's a mod, she's a mod, she's a mod
Yeah, yeah, yeah
 
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