Home & Garden Spiders can get ****ed

[Ron The Bear]

****in' hot weather. Could count the number of huntsmans seen in this house over 11 years on one hand, but now there's a big boy McEvoy sitting above the climate control...

 

[Power Raid]

****in' hot weather. Could count the number of huntsmans seen in this house over 11 years on one hand, but now there's a big boy McEvoy sitting above the climate control...

just pick it up gently and put it outside. They generally run up so just hold your hand above your head.

 

[Ron The Bear]

just pick it up gently and put it outside. They generally run up so just hold your hand above your head.

We've got a deal, he can stay inside as long as he remains visible at all times. No surprises or he goes.

 

[Power Raid]

We've got a deal, he can stay inside as long as he remains visible at all times. No surprises or he goes.

hopefully you haven't called her a bloke to her face.

the big ones are girls.


lift her leg if you don't believe me.

 

[Power Raid]

We've got a deal, he can stay inside as long as he remains visible at all times. No surprises or he goes.

oh and teach her some sign language.....up, down, on, off and time.

you will have added a climate control feature to your home. hopefully she agrees with your choice of setting.

 

[Grockadoc]

Just had a bloody whopping dirty white tail crawl down the wall about 10 cm from me, and didn't even notice until I reached down to grab my drink off of the floor, and saw it. Swift smack with a leather shoe and crushed under a beer bottle and it is long gone. May it rot in hell.

 

[RU_]

Just had a bloody whopping dirty white tail crawl down the wall about 10 cm from me, and didn't even notice until I reached down to grab my drink off of the floor, and saw it. Swift smack with a leather shoe and crushed under a beer bottle and it is long gone. May it rot in hell.

You forgot to light it on fire.

 

[Grockadoc]

You forgot to light it on fire.

I'm pretty unlucky, so the bastard white tail would've probably burnt down the house.

 

[Punchy Bassett]

Putting the bins out tonight, mother ****ing redback comes popping out from just under the latch when I touch it. ****ers I hate ****ing red backs.

 

[Grockadoc]

Putting the bins out tonight, mother ******* redback comes popping out from just under the latch when I touch it. gooses I hate ******* red backs.

Prefer redbacks to white tails. Redbacks tend to leave you alone. White tails on the other hand are vicious, agressive, nasty looking mothergooses.

 

[Ron The Bear]

Prefer redbacks to white tails. Redbacks tend to leave you alone. White tails on the other hand are vicious, agressive, nasty looking mothergooses.

Bloody vagrants. They don't have homes, always wandering, wandering...

 

[Grockadoc]

Bloody vagrants. They don't have homes, always wandering, wandering...

And they are sneaky too. You take your eyes off them for one second and they are 2 meters from where you last saw them.

 

[Grockadoc]

If you can find them again, that is.

 

[edgie]

Was another big white tail at my work today, I left the area for a few hours, returned, went through some crates, seen it fall to the floor, and smacked it with a hammer. This was not long after explaining to a new work mate that I don't like killing things if it can be avoided after I moved a daddy long legs to a safe spot.

 

[Grockadoc]

Was another big white tail at my work today, I left the area for a few hours, returned, went through some crates, seen it fall to the floor, and smacked it with a hammer. This was not long after explaining to a new work mate that I don't like killing things if it can be avoided after I moved a daddy long legs to a safe spot.

White Tails don't deserve the same compassion shown to Daddy Long Legs. I leave Daddy Long Legs and House Spiders (For the most part) alone. White tails, on the other hand are taken out with extreme prejudice and great satisfaction and enjoyment.

 

[Power Raid]

what is with the fear of spiders?

just pick one up one day and suddenly all your fears will be gone. they are harmless, even redbacks and huntsmen.

 

[Big Sauce 21]

I pick them up all the time. When they're stuck under my thong and I move them

 

[Ron The Bear]

Huntsman says the alarm sensor's his. I believe him.

Bastard crawls in behind it during the day.

 

[Big Sauce 21]

It's got a head torch, probably plotting your death right now

 

[Power Raid]

Huntsman says the alarm sensor's his. I believe him.

Bastard crawls in behind it during the day.

she has probably a nest behind there

what is she going to feed them?

 

[Big Sauce 21]

she has probably a nest behind there

what is she going to feed them?

that's only one alarm sensor, she has another army behind the other.

 

[Ron The Bear]

Bedroom door stays closed tonight.

 

[WCErevival]

Doors dont stop huntsmans

 

[Ron The Bear]

Doors dont stop huntsmans

 

[Big Sauce 21]