Spitmond's new 5 year plan

[the_interloper]

99% of people probably missed it because no-one cares, but Melbourne have a 10-year plan.

150 wins in 10 years. 15 wins a season for 10 years.

You forgot to mention tanking to get good draft picks (Jack Watts doesn't count though cause he is a spud).

 

[Grimreepah]

I wonder what Hardwick thinks of all this. It reminds me of Essendon's 3 year plan:

ESSENDON boss Peter Jackson has put enormous pressure on new coach Matthew Knights, saying the club should play finals in 2009 and "push for top four" in 2010. If not, Jackson said, those in charge probably shouldn't be at the club.

There is enough pressure on coaches as it is and these grand plans only make things tougher.

 

[smasha]

With 47000 members last year, more than any Victorian team but the reigning premiers, consecutive profits of 2 million and a top young list, I don't blame them for aiming high. We're not like Melbourne, who seem to think three consecutive spoons are a good result.

Read and weep minions.

 

[OneEyedHawk]

ahhh melbourne

What we should do is just have 7$ One game memberships like the Hawks
than inflate our figures so our fans can pretend we had 50,000 members

hahaha how sad

I wouldn't even worry about that. How about you concentrate on improving to the SECOND-least successful club of the past 25 years?

 

[Fish 20]

99% of people probably missed it because no-one cares, but Melbourne have a 10-year plan.

150 wins in 10 years. 15 wins a season for 10 years.

Hahahaha, I also heard this.

Gee they must be going to have a few undefeated seasons towards the end of the decade, as for the next 3 years they're only going to win 15 games........lmao.

It makes our new "3-0-75" 5 year plan sound realistic

 

[Long Live the King]

yeah..........and Krudd will have fixed the hospital system in 5 years and Keneally will have fixed NSW public transport in 5 years........

If I had a choice between backing the tigers or politicians to hit their target Id probably............not waste my time

 

[Madtiger2006]

No, we had 37000 16/11 game memberships. All up we had 47000.

Correct. We included all 3 games or less memberships in non ticketed. Unlike all other clubs who count them as ticketed

 

[Kyusss]

the key is winning premierships...

soooo as a bulldogs supporter u can be ignored...

Obviously

ahhh u can make as many finals as you want

the fact that u have 1 premiership 194 years ago means everyone
except freo can ignore and laugh at you because your side dosent actually matter, their just stocking filler

 

[Magpie Marvel]

ahhh u can make as many finals as you want

the fact that u have 1 premiership 194 years ago means everyone
except freo can ignore and laugh at you because your side dosent actually matter, their just stocking filler

Which makes Bitchmond's 5 year plan pretty sad then doesn't it? They're not even aiming to win a flag, they're just happy make the finals 3 times (when they've made them just twice in the past few decades

Making the finals, even in 8th spot, is considered the ultimate success at Spitmond

 

[Ant_]

the key is winning premierships...

soooo as a bulldogs supporter u can be ignored...

Obviously

[Kyusss Logic]Judging by your use of sms\text speak you were not alive when Richmond won their last premiership. Therefore as a Richmond supporter you can be ignored.[/Kyusss Logic]

 

[mellowyellow]

I'm glad its not 4... or 6, but 5, yes you heard it folks a five year plan Now that's a plan

 

[Dennis]

3(wins)-0(draws)-75(losses)

 

[Barnzy]

3(wins)-0(draws)-75(losses)

There's more than 78 matches in a 5 year period. Wanna try again, champ?

 

[Go_Dogs]

There's more than 78 matches in a 5 year period. Wanna try again, champ?

Maybe after managing 3 wins in a 3 year period, the AFL decides to either:
a) merge your club, or
b) remove them from the AFL

I actually think the champ may be onto something there....

 

[Dennis]

There's more than 78 matches in a 5 year period. Wanna try again, champ?

Is that the best you've got?

 

[mellowyellow]

Is that the best you've got?

But your unoriginal and piss weak attempt to gauge a reaction got the response deserving of it.

And your maths is still shithouse, so his point stands

 

[Heisenberg_]

http://www.theage.com.au/afl/afl-news/tigers-plan-to-be-top-victorian-club-20100303-pizq.html



What could possibly go wrong?

Beats Melbournes 5 year plan which is just to stay alive.
Ours is much more realistic

 

[Gak Attack]

Maybe after managing 3 wins in a 3 year period, the AFL decides to either:
a) merge your club, or
b) remove them from the AFL

I actually think the champ may be onto something there....

If you guys are still in the comp with just two grand finals in your entire history... I think we should be fine for a while.

Plus of course we get more than 3 wins, we play Essendon at least 5 times.

 

[Barnzy]

Maybe after managing 3 wins in a 3 year period, the AFL decides to either:
a) merge your club, or
b) remove them from the AFL

I actually think the champ may be onto something there....

You're a Bulldogs team talking about other teams merging. Oh the irony. Worry about your own team mate, the drought keeps on getting longer.

 

[whelan=legend]

Only a pathetic club like Spitmond can have an outlandish 5 year plan that doesn't include a premiership.

 

[HAWKS HEROES]

did any one else find that aim of 75,00 members maybe abit toooooooo ambitious

yes maybe try for 50,000 first then work from there

 

[Dennis]

But your unoriginal and piss weak attempt to gauge a reaction got the response deserving of it.

And your maths is still shithouse, so his point stands

What maths moron?

Did I add anything up or provide some fancy calculus formula?

Can't blame this guy anymore:

and your best player has gone....

so all you have left is Sideshow Bob

 

[stabler]

"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it"

- George Santayana

Spitmond: The LOL that keeps on LOLing

 

[mellowyellow]

Did I add anything up or provide some fancy calculus formula?

Yeah straight from Carlton's creative accounts dept No wonder your maths is dodgy

 

[Dennis]

Yeah straight from Carlton's creative accounts dept No wonder your maths is dodgy

How is Richmonds creative coaching dept going? Isn't it an average tenure of less than 2 years over the last 25?

Maybe we should look at Richmonds Creative Trophy dept over the last 25 years?

How about the creative supporters dept?