Sportsman's Night Seance

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Lucky Star

Club Legend
Nov 10, 2003
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Western Bulldogs
The highlight of any social calendar is a trip to the local footy club for a night of candid anecdotes, ribald jokes and tall tales as part of a good old-fashioned Sportsman's Night.

But what if the social committee managed to get Madame Blavatsky or Derek Acorah along to raise the spirits of the dead and you could choose to hear from some of the dearly departed legends and colourful characters of our great game?

Who y'all got?
 

Proper Gander

Owl whisperer and secret agent
Feb 15, 2015
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The highlight of any social calendar is a trip to the local footy club for a night of candid anecdotes, ribald jokes and tall tales as part of a good old-fashioned Sportsman's Night.

But what if the social committee managed to get Madame Blavatsky or Derek Acorah along to raise the spirits of the dead and you could choose to hear from some of the dearly departed legends and colourful characters of our great game?

Who y'all got?
I don't know who Madame Blavatsky or Derek Acorah are really, but if they could pass on a message to Robbie Flower asking him to make himself available for selection round one that would be good thanks.
 

Xenthor

Club Legend
Feb 25, 2016
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The highlight of any social calendar is a trip to the local footy club for a night of candid anecdotes, ribald jokes and tall tales as part of a good old-fashioned Sportsman's Night.

But what if the social committee managed to get Madame Blavatsky or Derek Acorah along to raise the spirits of the dead and you could choose to hear from some of the dearly departed legends and colourful characters of our great game?

Who y'all got?
I don't understand what any of this means but no thank you.
 

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Snake_Baker

The one true King of the North
Apr 24, 2013
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But what if the social committee managed to get Madame Blavatsky or Derek Acorah along to raise the spirits of the dead and you could choose to hear from some of the dearly departed legends and colourful characters of our great game?

Who y'all got?
A bullshit artist
 
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Fat Nyfe

Norm Smith Medallist
Mar 18, 2012
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Fremantle
Nothing like a good ol seance for having a blast with your mates. We were on an end of season trip doing some drinking and partying when someone suggested we raise the dead. We made contact with a hostile spirit who possessed old mate Bazza, inhabited his body and stole his soul leaving him as a broken shell of a person nothing more than a vegetable, but the fear in his eyes is unrelenting and tells you more than words ever could.

Lol good times
 

Ned_Flanders

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Aug 22, 2009
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I don't know who Madame Blavatsky or Derek Acorah are really, but if they could pass on a message to Robbie Flower asking him to make himself available for selection round one that would be good thanks.
Dees fans and robbie bloody flower.... still cant have a beer with a gen x dees supporter without him being brought up at some stage, and i thought we were bad with richo! ;)
 

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