Sportsman's Night Seance

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Club Legend
Nov 10, 2003
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Western Bulldogs
The highlight of any social calendar is a trip to the local footy club for a night of candid anecdotes, ribald jokes and tall tales as part of a good old-fashioned Sportsman's Night.

But what if the social committee managed to get Madame Blavatsky or Derek Acorah along to raise the spirits of the dead and you could choose to hear from some of the dearly departed legends and colourful characters of our great game?

Who y'all got?
 
Feb 15, 2015
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South Yarra
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Mt Buller Demons
The highlight of any social calendar is a trip to the local footy club for a night of candid anecdotes, ribald jokes and tall tales as part of a good old-fashioned Sportsman's Night.

But what if the social committee managed to get Madame Blavatsky or Derek Acorah along to raise the spirits of the dead and you could choose to hear from some of the dearly departed legends and colourful characters of our great game?

Who y'all got?
I don't know who Madame Blavatsky or Derek Acorah are really, but if they could pass on a message to Robbie Flower asking him to make himself available for selection round one that would be good thanks.
 
Feb 25, 2016
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KFC
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Melbourne
The highlight of any social calendar is a trip to the local footy club for a night of candid anecdotes, ribald jokes and tall tales as part of a good old-fashioned Sportsman's Night.

But what if the social committee managed to get Madame Blavatsky or Derek Acorah along to raise the spirits of the dead and you could choose to hear from some of the dearly departed legends and colourful characters of our great game?

Who y'all got?
I don't understand what any of this means but no thank you.
 
Apr 24, 2013
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Arden Street Hill
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North Melbourne
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Essendon Lawn Bowls Club
But what if the social committee managed to get Madame Blavatsky or Derek Acorah along to raise the spirits of the dead and you could choose to hear from some of the dearly departed legends and colourful characters of our great game?

Who y'all got?

A bullshit artist
 
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Mar 18, 2012
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Vic
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Fremantle
Nothing like a good ol seance for having a blast with your mates. We were on an end of season trip doing some drinking and partying when someone suggested we raise the dead. We made contact with a hostile spirit who possessed old mate Bazza, inhabited his body and stole his soul leaving him as a broken shell of a person nothing more than a vegetable, but the fear in his eyes is unrelenting and tells you more than words ever could.

Lol good times
 

Collingwood 4 eternity

Norm Smith Medallist
Mar 16, 2009
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Melbourne
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Collingwood
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I don't know who Madame Blavatsky or Derek Acorah are really, but if they could pass on a message to Robbie Flower asking him to make himself available for selection round one that would be good thanks.

Dees fans and robbie bloody flower.... still cant have a beer with a gen x dees supporter without him being brought up at some stage, and i thought we were bad with richo! ;)
 
Feb 15, 2015
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Dees fans and robbie bloody flower.... still cant have a beer with a gen x dees supporter without him being brought up at some stage, and i thought we were bad with richo! ;)
we've had a very limited number of true superstars since Barassi - he sort of gets harped on through necessity
 
we've had a very limited number of true superstars since Barassi - he sort of gets harped on through necessity

He has holy status though

I can joke or rip into any other player, but you even hint at throwing some shade on robbie and the s**t gets real, real quick!
 
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