- Jun 17, 2008
- AFL Club
- Brisbane Lions
- Other Teams
- Fitzroy Football Club
Your boy ND will be low key optimistic about his chances in the Season 30 edition of SpudQoach™
6. NaturalDisaster - 732.6
The Coney Island Warriors spearhead and Sweet FA admin hopeful NaturalDisaster in SFA competitions ending in 'qoach', having been bested by yours truly in another format that shall remain nameless, but most importantly ND knows and is likely to get a little hot under the collar about, some may even say melty. A lacklustre performer in previous editions of SpudQoach™ and his lack of complying with the use of the template nearly saw him met with the extreme prejudice others have found themselves faced with this season.
What a difference a season can make. Having spent a season now at such a high quality qooty side with the Warriors, he has clearly been able to differentiate, and gain a clearer perspective on just what really constitutes a top tier tuber.
There's a lot to like about Team Dumbarse in Season 30, even though we still find a couple of absolute clangers where he's fallen into similar traps to some of those Qoaches we have already highlighted in this mid season update, but overall he's selected well. So the clever stuff first, with players like Kennedy Parker set to spend his season down back, fellow Qoach GremioPower and former Hawks teammate Biggie playing more supporting roles in S30, not to mention the out of favour Dragon Cold Sober, he's kept his overall score manageable with all scoring under 30 SpudQoach™ points. Throw in picks like former Rats skipper Far Kern, Wonders recluse Coopers, teammate Freofalcon and the Bombers' Requiem all coming in under 60 SpudQoach™ points and we're looking good for a high finish. But there were some head scratchers among them, with the costly picks of Werewolf regular but SFA part timer 3KZ is Football on 87.0 SpudQoach™ points, and the Gumbies in and out NSWCROW with 83.7 SpudQoach™ points, and that's enough to set ND adrift from the leading pack. Then throw in former East Side Hawks teammate jackenny who is yet to register a game in S30 and has delivered a maximum 200 SpudQoach™ points so far, and that will probably be enough to see ND out of the mix for the title in S30, and most likely deny him of a podium finish.
Still, it's a vast improvement not only in result, but in commitment to the competition this season from ND, who has shown some panache for picking the potato, and is well placed to remain in the top tier of the draw come the completion of the S30 SpudQoach™ competition.