Squib of the year 2018! Nominations thread

[Jazny]

Welcome to squib of the year for 2018, an award for the squibbiest act by an AFL player in 2018. An act of squibbery could be diving, taking shortsteps to avoid contact, or not going for a mark because he hears footsteps.

Last year's winner was Clayton Fallover, for his dive against the West Coast Eagles. Can he go back to back?

Please keep an eye out for any acts of squibbery on the football field in 2018 and nominate them in this thread.

Nominations for 2018:

Melbourne Demons Football Club: The entire list is nominated for squibbing to the AFLPA to scrap their commando style preseason camp because it was too hard.

Garry Squiblett Jr: (Spotted by Bender_ )

Tex Balker:

Harry Morrison: (spotted by Wooshette)

Daniel Howe: (spotted by Geelong Dynasty)

Alex Rancey Dive

Jack Squibbins

Joel Squibwood

Jordan Lewis

 

[DapperJong]

Josh Green has already won, surely.

 

[hawkman]

Aaron Hall will probably repeat his effort from last year

 

[Jazny]

Aaron Hall will probably repeat his effort from last year

Being the greatest AFL player in the league? I agree

 

[hawkman]

Also how is this a squib? It's a dive not a squib

Welcome to squib of the year for 2018, an award for the squibbiest act by an AFL player in 2018. An act of squibbery could be diving, taking shortsteps to avoid contact, or not going for a mark because he hears footsteps.

Last year's winner was Clayton Fallover, for his dive against the West Coast Eagles. Can he go back to back?



Please keep an eye out for any acts of squibbery on the football field in 2018 and nominate them in this thread.

 

[Willo 17]

The whole problem with the Oliver event was the under arm odor from the West Coast player. Blind Freddy can see that.

 

[Lunchlady Doris]

What's his excuse for this one?

Pathetic acting.

 

[craffles]

OP is the biggest ******* squib out. Pick a side, stick with them and STFU

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

What's his excuse for this one?

Pathetic acting.

Oliver having to smell the cheap perfume the players were handing out to fans after the match.

 

[chefmeister]

Surely the Norf match committee get a nod for surrendering before the season even starts & allowing the players to pick the team..?

 

[hawkman]

Didn't Motlop win it last year? With Motlop and Watts you would think someone from Port would win it

 

[Willo 17]

What's his excuse for this one?

Pathetic acting.

Bad breath, obvious.

 

[Jazny]

OP is the biggest ******* squib out. Pick a side, stick with them and STFU

I don't have to, you big idiot!!!!

 

[wal]

I preemptively nominate Jack Darling, only going a few days early.

 

[craffles]

I don't have to, you big idiot!!!!

Bullshit. Morgz, other floggo and ilksy had to leave their side the same after they lost their bet to me.

You are just a turncoat squib who can't handle the contested banter.

Jaz = Biggest squib /thread

 

[A Cut Above]

Kulcha.

 

[Starburns_]

Also how is this a squib? It's a dive not a squib

^^This. A dive is not a squibb.

 

[JustaBattler]

I thought everyone agreed that a 'Squibb' would be referred to as a 'Gibbs' on here years ago.

 

[Jazny]

^^This. A dive is not a squibb.

ITT divers are included as squibs. It won the popular vote for Squib of the Year last year.

 

[SaltPeter]

I thought everyone agreed that a 'Squibb' would be referred to as a 'Gibbs' on here years ago.

Would you like an ice pack to sit on?

 

[hawkman]

I wonder if this year the effects of the drugs wear off and Shortsteppell comes back to his pre drugs level of bravery

 

[Jazny]

Josh Green has already won, surely.

Does preseason count? If preseason counts, Josh Green and Melbourne Football Club will be nominated. Waiting for more poll results.

 

[DapperJong]

Does preseason count? If preseason counts, Josh Green and Melbourne Football Club will be nominated. Waiting for more poll results.

I am very excited to see if it can be topped.

Lots of footballers read this site so we have laid out the challenge for them.

 

[JustaBattler]

Would you like an ice pack to sit on?

You got your man Squibb - has he been practising his 'power stance' so he can get it right?

 

[SaltPeter]

You got your man Squibb - has he been practising his 'power stance' so he can get it right?

He had a hair cut and raised over $20K for charity. Not sure if they have started practicing the stance yet? I hope so though