SQUIB OF THE YEAR 2019 - NOMINATIONS THREAD

[CH Jazz]

Walker. So sick of his s**t.

 

[PAFC_1870]

Everytime I see that Gawn squib I just laugh harder and harder

What a pussy. Clearly wasn't acting on the Google Home commercial.... Keep up with Gilmore Girls you nobody

 

[Antares]

He's literally already won it, nobody else will even come close. Had to cry to his coach and ask him to tell the other clubs to stop bullying him.

 

[Mr Gui Guojie]

I nominate subaru for squibbing coke zero and guzzling the full strength by the truckload.

 

[subaru]

I nominate subaru for squibbing coke zero and guzzling the full strength by the truckload.

There it is ^^^^^
Vanished since 11/4 and now back after a win

You want squibs - buddy - you are squib personified - how many aliases is this ?
Obsessed stalker obsessed and stalks

Now take your rotten stinking head back to the port board where it belongs

 

[WillemDaDrew]

Surely It'll have to be the entire Crows side.

 

[Geelong Dynasty]

Neville Jetta squibed it big time this week.

 

[hawkman]

Neville Jetta squibed it big time this week.

Yep that was embarrassing

 

[Geelong Dynasty]

 

[Crabapplepittard]

Putrid from “lord nev” there or whatever shemons supporters call him these days. Imagine if goody did that when he was playing. Would have been delisted.

 

[Bodicifer]

Ooooo yukky...there was a lot of Alan Didak about that, what with the short steps and the shitting of thine shorts...although Dids would've been closer to the boundary line

 

[A Cut Above]

If Melbourne had any collective integrity or ticker they'd yank him out of the leadership group for that. Shameful example for the kids.

 

[hawkman]

If Melbourne had any collective integrity or ticker they'd yank him out of the leadership group for that. Shameful example for the kids.

Managing to get yourself out of hard work gets you into the leadership group at Melbourne

 

[Jazny]

Another Sqoty nom. Luke Davies-Uniake

 

[hawkman]

Another Sqoty nom. Luke Davies-Uniake

Bad but Jetta's last week was worse. At least he got a hand on the ball

 

[Jazny]

Bad but Jetta's last week was worse. At least he got a hand on the ball

It was an easy mark though, he just needed another step backwards. He totally squibbed it.

 

[Cotchins Hair Piece]

Big Maxy typifies the deep vein of softness running through Melbourne Football Club.

This just doesn’t have the intended impact it should have due to a Carlton supporter being the poster.

 

[Jazny]

Short Stepplebury

 

[Jazny]

Flopper Rozee hurt 2 seconds after a shadow punch. Should have his AFL contract terminated forever. Spotted by Wooshette

 

[Plugger35]

Rozee should be a soccer player, he'd fit right in with that acting effort.

 

[Jazny]

Rozee should be a soccer player, he'd fit right in with that acting effort.

It completely undoes everything good he will ever do.

 

[subaru]

It completely undoes everything good he will ever do.

Yep
The old “ya **** one goat “ story

 

[Laphroaig]

Yep
The old “ya **** one goat “ story

It's actually quite difficult to stop at one......

 

[subaru]

It's actually quite difficult to stop at one......

When you’re not being a knob you are actually a funny guy !!!!!

 

[Laphroaig]

When you’re not being a knob you are actually a funny guy !!!!!

Being a knob comes more naturally....