Win Prizes Squib of the Year 2020! Congratulations Joel Selwood! Flopper, ducker and now a confirmed SQUIB!

[Jazny]

Welcome to SQOTY 2020! Please nominate any player that you have seen who squibbed a contest - I can make a gif of the squib if you remember the time and the quarter that the squib happened. Or you can make your own gif and put it in this thread. FOR THE PURPOSES OF THIS THREAD, DIVES AND INJURY FAKES ARE ALSO CONSIDERED TO BE SQUIBS!!

NOMINATIONS:
Sam Lloyd

Brody Grundy

Joel Squibwood x 2

Squibenwooti

Mark Blicavs

Gary Floplett:

Boyd Woodflop:

Callum Ward:

Gryan Myers

Marty Gleeson

Marlon Pickett

Previous winners:

2019 - Tex Balker


2018 - Alex Rance - Richmond


2017 - Clayton Fallover - Melbourne

 

[Bleeeeeeeeep]

7:23 Oliver heard footsteps.

 

[the avoca drover]

7:23 Oliver heard footsteps.

Short arms.

 

[davywap]

I'd like to nominate West Coke, for trying to squib out of playing a game away due to fear of losing to lowly Norf, by trying to buy the rights to host the game from them.

Just try winning wherever you play and stop sooking you s**t campaigners.

 

[Jazny]

7:23 Oliver heard footsteps.

I missed this. What game? What quarter? Sorry guys there hasnt been much squibbery of late, i havent watched many games recently either.

 

[Bleeeeeeeeep]

I missed this. What game? What quarter? Sorry guys there hasnt been much squibbery of late, i havent watched many games recently either.

It was the Melbum vs Aints game, but i cant recall what qtr.
I thought the post had a time stamp on them, from memory it wasn't a major squib.

 

[Sainter3and7]

henry heard dusty's footsteps and shat himself... 7.05 in the last quarter Richmond V. Geelong.

 

[Bleeeeeeeeep]

Jazny 6:06 last qtr Myers

 

[Jazny]

Jazny 6:06 last qtr Myers

 

[frggr]

Standard for squibs has really taken a Dylan Grimes

 

[Jazny]

Standard for squibs has really taken a Dylan Grimes

5 Squibs for Geelong now, very short steppy team.

 

[frggr]

5 Squibs for Geelong now, very short steppy team.

The Miers one is borderline - he's got little legs!

 

[FurTheWin]

Jazny 6:06 last qtr Myers

Lies, all lies!

 

[Bleeeeeeeeep]

5 Squibs for Geelong now, very short steppy team.

5 NOMS!!!!! WOW maybe you should give it to a club this year.

 

[Jazny]

Why are so many Geelong posters melting in this thread??

 

[Stronzo]

Bryce Gibbs, for the life time achievement of squibbing award.

 

[frggr]

The LOLgoes are currently squibbing a QLD-based finals opportunity

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

CRAPPY BUDDHA for squibbing every bet and pretending he doesn't know what an avatar is

 

[HAPPY BUDDHA]

CRAPPY BUDDHA for squibbing every bet and pretending he doesn't know what an avatar is

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[richoatthedisco]

Get it right, his name is Cryin Divers.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Poor #CRAPPYBUDDHA, his dick must be like sandpaper with all the reacharounds #flggr is giving him... I hope he at least alternates hands to avoid RSI

 

[HAPPY BUDDHA]

Poor #CRAPPYBUDDHA, his dick must be like sandpaper with all the reacharounds #flggr is giving him... I hope he at least alternates hands to avoid RSI

You gotta learn to try and not take everything so personally sweet pea.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

^ I think you'd better keep those tissues to clean up the mess

 

[frggr]

Why are so many Geelong posters melting in this thread??

 

[HAPPY BUDDHA]

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Bruce looking more and more like the cardboard cutout channel 9 used to put up of Richie Benaud where they made him appear to speak Captain Pugwash style.

 

[frggr]

Bruce looking more and more like the cardboard cutout channel 9 used to put up of Richie Benaud where they made him appear to speak Captain Pugwash style.

Give us some Seaman Stains, I say!