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[Mobbs]

Actually another day v Ashwood the only thing I did all match was fall over in a ruck contest. I only got 5 mins game time, it was pelting rain and a mudpit, I was on bench til last 5 mins and all I wanted to achieve was not going in to the rooms the only bloke who hadn't gotten dirty.

 

[The Half Back]

Actually another day v Ashwood the only thing I did all match was fall over in a ruck contest. I only got 5 mins game time, it was pelting rain and a mudpit, I was on bench til last 5 mins and all I wanted to achieve was not going in to the rooms the only bloke who hadn't gotten dirty.

How long ago was this, 10, 20, 30 years ago?

 

[Mobbs]

How long ago was this, 10, 20, 30 years ago?

1991

 

[PVF]

Everyone knows to be the best you have to play in the SFA.

 

[The Half Back]

1991

I love your old time stories that occurred before half of the people on here were born Moobs, please tell me more, tell me more like did he have a car?

 

[Claypigeon]

I had almost that stat in reality once, though I got a mark so not quite so bad. Led and marked at FF, then played on and lost ball in a tackle. One mark, one free kick against, that's all. Rd 1, 1991, South-east Suburban FL (Melb), Chelt v Kew (reserves). Dragged at qtr time, why they let me play the qtr out I have no idea.

Another day (v Highett I think), I got just one handball and that's it. Was a shit handball, too.

I betmore Qooty code got written in that weekend then most others that year. ..

 

[Claypigeon]

Actually another day v Ashwood the only thing I did all match was fall over in a ruck contest. I only got 5 mins game time, it was pelting rain and a mudpit, I was on bench til last 5 mins and all I wanted to achieve was not going in to the rooms the only bloke who hadn't gotten dirty.

I spent 5 years of footy without a win, my team won 2 games in that period and I missed both of them. .. In the 6th year I got my first win of about four that year. .. in the last game it was the battle for the spoon and I missed a shot after the siren to give us the loss. ..

 

[PVF]

I spent 5 years of footy without a win, my team won 2 games in that period and I missed both of them. .. In the 6th year I got my first win of about four that year. .. in the last game it was the battle for the spoon and I missed a shot after the siren to give us the loss. ..

You were destined to play for the Gumbies it seems

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

I love your old time stories that occurred before half of the people on here were born Moobs, please tell me more, tell me more like did he have a car?

I was playing in the under 18's alongside my cousin who was later drafted by Hawthorn.

Yep I'm fairly old.

 

[Mobbs]

I betmore Qooty code got written in that weekend then most others that year. ..

Qooty was written in 1992. After I retired from trying to play!

 

[The Half Back]

I was playing in the under 18's alongside my cousin who was later drafted by Hawthorn.

Yep I'm fairly old.

Who was it?

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

Who was it?

Nathan Saunders! never played a match for the Hawks, was delisted and spent some time at Werribee before being drafted to the Bulldogs, where he played around a dozen games I think.

 

[The Half Back]

Nathan Saunders! never played a match for the Hawks, was delisted and spent some time at Werribee before being drafted to the Bulldogs, where he played around a dozen games I think.

Thats awesome bruz.

 

[Gibbsy]

Nathan Saunders! never played a match for the Hawks, was delisted and spent some time at Werribee before being drafted to the Bulldogs, where he played around a dozen games I think.

I saw him play a few games for the Roosters. Big strong mark, plagued by injury in his last couple of seasons.

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

I saw him play a few games for the Roosters. Big strong mark, plagued by injury in his last couple of seasons.

He's retired now and working in WA. A capable player who lacked the dedication required to become successful.

 

[Claypigeon]

You were destined to play for the Gumbies it seems

Yup, I kicked 3.1 that day from the Ruck and remember the point the most, to make it worse, the following year I ruptured my ACL and tore my PCL and my team won the Premiership in three grades. ..

edit: Eth is going to kill us for hijacking his thread. .. I blame Moobs. ..

 

[Claypigeon]

Qooty was written in 1992. After I retired from trying to play!

I bet the genesis was planted on those weekends of Footy though

 

[Gibbsy]

He's retired now and working in WA. A capable player who lacked the dedication required to become successful.

You knew him personally?

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

You knew him personally?

He's my cousin, I not only played football with him at one stage, but we often have a drink at family gatherings.

 

[Gibbsy]

He's my cousin, I not only played football with him at one stage, but we often have a drink at family gatherings.

Whoops! That was what you said above

I know this is Off topic (sorry Eth ) but did you play GFL footy at all MD? Just interested because someone from around my area is in the SFA.

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

Whoops! That was what you said above

I know this is Off topic (sorry Eth ) but did you play GFL footy at all MD? Just interested because someone from around my area is in the SFA.

I played for the Roosters years ago for 2 seasons before I was invited to trial for the Falcons. They gave me the arse for missing my first training session , then I went and played in the bush for Cressy followed by Wedderburn in the NCFL. I done by knee then retired at 24. I played all my juniors at Nth Shore.

 

[Mobbs]

Hurry up with my ****ing stats Eth .

Also, do them while I'm waiting.

Then give me an update on them.

 

[beez]

Excuse me. The Earth is rapidly rotating on it's axis.

 

[Eth]

Eth any idea of the current value of pants?

$30 per pair at Jay Jays IIRC, or $345,600 after averaging 22 disposals per game over the last month.

Eth update... stat!

The Travis Cloke-style $288,900, considering you average 71 points in a win but a shithouse 54 in a loss.

Eth any update on where Eth is?

$350,200 after scoring over 100 three out of your last four ga...wait, you didn't ask.

Hey Eth . .. I only just spotted this from Round 12. ..

Larrikin 0 (On) Total : 100%
Larrikin 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 -3

I've never seen the sim hate on someone so much?? Is that the worst for the season?

I don't recall one lower...

Hurry up with my ******* stats Eth .

Also, do them while I'm waiting.

Then give me an update on them.

$267,200, because you can't kick a goal, as you've justified.

Excuse me. The Earth is rapidly rotating on it's axis.

WHAT THE FU-

($324,200)

 

[Mobbs]

thank you