Media Stat My B*tch Up

[Jhye Clark 13]

Eth you should just post the top 50 or the top 5 from each club.

It saves time in posting individual scores every 10 minutes.

Good thread.

 

[StFly]

Per position would have been better than per team IMO, as club leaders will all be midfielders & forwards due to how exie points are done, as defenders get nothing for jobs on forwards whilst forwards get something for scoring anything. So you need a middle ground, maybe top 3 DEF & FWD, top 4 MID in any top 10 club list.

 

[Eth]

Eth you should just post the top 50 or the top 5 from each club.

It saves time in posting individual scores every 10 minutes.

Good thread.

None of you muppets would make the top 50.

I'm cool with individual scores, it's probably too much work to do the 50 most expensive posters.

And mine Eth?

You're on $205,500.

 

[Eth]

Per position would have been better than per team IMO, as club leaders will all be midfielders & forwards due to how exie points are done, as defenders get nothing for jobs on forwards whilst forwards get something for scoring anything. So you need a middle ground, maybe top 3 DEF & FWD, top 4 MID in any top 10 club list.

On the other hand, a lot of posters get rotated around the place, through the forwards, the mids, etc.

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

None of you muppets would make the top 50.

I'm cool with individual scores, it's probably too much work to do the 50 most expensive posters.

Can I have my price again?

 

[StFly]

On the other hand, a lot of posters get rotated around the place, through the forwards, the mids, etc.

Not I, I get benched.

 

[Eth]

Not I, I get benched.

Okay, new list:

1. [user]StFly[/user] (GUM) - $275,100

 

[The Half Back]

didn't make the list, gutted

 

[StFly]

Inflated price! I played ruck rover for 3 matches!

 

[Claypigeon]

None of you muppets would make the top 50.

I'm cool with individual scores, it's probably too much work to do the 50 most expensive posters.

You're on $205,500.

I could probably help out in posting up the custom lists if all you need is the data reformatted Eth. ..

Otherwise, just give me my score, so I can get my Qooty Viagra shot

 

[Eth]

I could probably help out in posting up the custom lists if all you need is the data reformatted Eth. ..

Otherwise, just give me my score, so I can get my Qooty Viagra shot

$277,800 with an Exie average of 76.9.

 

[Freakie]

I would like to know how much I can charge on grey st this weekend

 

[Eth]

Round 8 once again showed variation amongst the top eight players so far, with captain blood 17 overtaking teammate hougie in chase for $400k, leading him by $13,500 (although he will need a score of 141 this week to achieve it). Grockadoc moves to fourth, and in turn makes Gumbies co-captain peterss the only non-Fury in the top four, a remarkable achievement. Frothies Mcveigh and Biggie slid down the rankings to allow a number of posters to overtake them, but for the time being there remains small enough gaps in the ten to allow just about anything to happen. Eth managed to leap into ninth without rigging the bloody thing, while Wonders captain ShaunDuggan rounded off the top ten.

1. [user]captain blood 17[/user] (FUR) - $378,200 (+$30,900)
2. [user]hougie[/user] (FUR) - $364,700 (+$16,400)
3. [user]peterss[/user] (GUM) - $361,100 (+$26,700)
4. [user]Grockadoc[/user] (FUR) - $357,100 (+$27,000)
5. [user]Gilbert_Hodge[/user] (ESH) - $355,400 (+$29,500)
6. [user]WAG[/user] (SDR) - $351,000 (+$28,000)
7. [user]Biggie[/user] (ESH) - $349,100 (+$10,700)
8. [user]Frothies Mcveigh[/user] (WCW) - $345,700 (+$4,300)
9. [user]Eth[/user] (MBD) - $342,800 (+$41,200)
10. [user]ShaunDuggan[/user] (WCW) - $342,500 (+$33,800)

 

[Wise Guy Sam]

Those Furies are going alright. 1,2 and 4.

 

[Gilbert_Hodge]

I'm that good.

 

[Jonts]

OUt of the top ten, midfielders award!

 

[Eth]

Round 8 sees a few posters on the lower end of the spectrum jump up - there are five posters under $90,000, versus nine last week, and of course excluding those under three games - most notably Curlza who leapt up past $100,000. ant555, however, retained his lead on the Dawson with a slight price increase, but it wasn't great and now holds a lead of $5,800 on the nearest poster, Dicky Fitzwell.

1. [user]ant555[/user] (BOM) - $80,700 (+$600)
2. [user]Dicky Fitzwell[/user] (RFC) - $86,500 (-$800)
3. [user]Kooka[/user] (RFC) - $87,400 (-$2,600)
4. [user]Mr Eagle[/user] (ESH) - $88,900 (+$5,900)
5. [user]Pie 4 Life[/user] (SDR) - $89,200 (-$1,200)
6. [user]doggiesin08[/user] (BOM) - $92,800 (+$4,600)
7. [user]L_W_P[/user] (BOM) - $93,000 (+$12,000)
8. [user]Silent Alarm[/user] (SDR) - $96,800 (+$4,200)
9. [user]kayliesharks[/user] (SDR) - $97,600 (+$9,000)
10. [user]Redemptionin09[/user] (GUM) - $98,800 (+$6,600)

 

[Eth]

And, making its debut:

If you're thinking that this award represents the hackiest forward, or the player with the worst haircut, or the players who play for the worst team, you're wrong; hackiest isn't a word, the worst haircut belongs to Jesse Crichton and I'd name the latter award the East Side award if it existed, which it won't. No, Chris Mayne nowadays has gained a reputation for being a dead-eye in front of goal, so this is what this award represents. The most accurate forward, provided that they have had ten shots on goal for the season.

1. [user]Armitage2Riewoldt[/user] (GUM) - 82% (18.4)
=2. [user]Wise Guy Sam[/user] (WCW) - 82% (9.2)
=2. [user]Grockadoc[/user] (FUR) - 82% (9.2)
=2. [user]Matt121[/user] (ESH) - 82% (9.2)
5. [user]YouDontKnowJack[/user] (SDR) - 77% (10.3)
=6. [user]ThePuppetMaster[/user] (BOM) - 73% (8.3)
=6. [user]MisterMarto[/user] (SDR) - 73% (8.3)
=6. [user]L_W_P[/user] (BOM) - 73% (8.3)
=9. [user]Big Bad Buddy[/user] (SDR) - 67% (8.4)
=9. [user]Equus[/user] (FUR) - 67% (8.4)

 

[The Half Back]

And, making its debut:

If you're thinking that this award represents the hackiest forward, or the player with the worst haircut, or the players who play for the worst team, you're wrong; hackiest isn't a word, the worst haircut belongs to Jesse Crichton and I'd name the latter award the East Side award if it existed, which it won't. No, Chris Mayne nowadays has gained a reputation for being a dead-eye in front of goal, so this is what this award represents. The most accurate forward, provided that they have had ten shots on goal for the season.

damn, I was a shoe in for worst haircut too

 

[PVF]

And, making its debut:

If you're thinking that this award represents the hackiest forward, or the player with the worst haircut, or the players who play for the worst team, you're wrong; hackiest isn't a word, the worst haircut belongs to Jesse Crichton and I'd name the latter award the East Side award if it existed, which it won't. No, Chris Mayne nowadays has gained a reputation for being a dead-eye in front of goal, so this is what this award represents. The most accurate forward, provided that they have had ten shots on goal for the season.

1. [user]Armitage2Riewoldt[/user] (GUM) - 82% (18.4)
=2. [user]Wise Guy Sam[/user] (WCW) - 82% (9.2)
=2. [user]Grockadoc[/user] (FUR) - 82% (9.2)
=2. [user]Matt121[/user] (ESH) - 82% (9.2)
5. [user]YouDontKnowJack[/user] (SDR) - 77% (10.3)
=6. [user]ThePuppetMaster[/user] (BOM) - 73% (8.3)
=6. [user]MisterMarto[/user] (SDR) - 73% (8.3)
=6. [user]L_W_P[/user] (BOM) - 73% (8.3)
=9. [user]Big Bad Buddy[/user] (SDR) - 67% (8.4)
=9. [user]Equus[/user] (FUR) - 67% (8.4)

Jesse Crichton is repping it Tassie style

I think DemonJim would make it up there for least accurate but he did kick 5.2 against the Gumbies.

 

[Eth]

Jesse Crichton is repping it Tassie style

I think DemonJim would make it up there for least accurate but he did kick 5.2 against the Gumbies.

I can do least accurate if you want...

 

[StFly]

Well the secret is out, now we'll have to not kick it to A2R as everyone will now notice Doc was a decoy forward. Bloody hell, #****youEth.

 

[PVF]

I can do least accurate if you want...

Sounds good though i have a feeling i'll be on that list

 

[Eth]

While we're here...

This award simply awards the player who records the highest single score in a Sweet FA game this season.

The leaderboard, currently (I'll keep this permanently updated in the OP rather than re-posting it):

1. [user]HARPSichord[/user] (ESH) - 154 (Round 8, vs Southern Dragons)
2. [user]HawkPatrol[/user] (ESH) - 151 (Round 4, vs West Coast Wonders)
3. [user]WaLkEr_ThE_StAr[/user] (MBD) - 151 (Round 8, vs Fighting Furies)
4. [user]Coopers[/user] (WCW) - 151 (Round 2, vs Southern Dragons)
5. [user]tim_saints[/user] (WCW) - 151 (Round 4, vs East Side Hawks)
6. [user]ClarkeM[/user] (WCW) - 145 (Round 6, vs Fighting Furies)
7. [user]Eagleoz83[/user] (FUR) - 144 (Round 8, vs Mount Buller Demons)
8. [user]captain blood 17[/user] (FUR) - 144 (Round 6, vs West Coast Wonders)
9. [user]Filthy Sanchez[/user] (FUR) - 141 (Round 8, vs Mount Buller Demons)
10. [user]hougie[/user] (FUR) - 136 (Round 5, vs East Side Hawks)

 

[Eth]

Now:

Self-explanatory, really. We know Travis Cloke can't kick. This award showcases those who best exemplify that (unfortunate) characteristic; inaccuracy.

1. [user]boncer34[/user] (ESH) - 27% (7.19)
2. [user]The Doctor 11[/user] (GUM) - 29% (6.15)
3. [user]Dagless[/user] (ESH) - 33% (5.10)
4. [user]rfctigerarmy[/user] (FUR) - 36% (17.30)
5. [user]Andonis1997[/user] (SDR) - 37% (11.19)
6. [user]Dicky Fitzwell[/user] (RFC) - 38% (6.10)
7. [user]CowboyFromHell[/user] (WCW) - 40% (6.9)
8. [user]okeydoke7[/user] (BOM) - 41% (17.24)
9. [user]Fred[/user] (RFC) - 45% (14.17)
10. [user]Carn the Roys![/user] (RFC) - 45% (5.6)
    [user]Easty[/user] (SDR) - 45% (5.6)
    [user]Cutty[/user] (FUR) - 45% (5.6)