State of Origin State of Origin XVI Round 4: South Australia vs Allies at Adelaide Oval

[The Half Back]

Thanks in large part to ClarkeM not wanting to do any sort of heavy lifting whatsoever, yet wanting to claim any sort of glory that comes his way, I will be bringing you Round 4 of the 16th State of Origin series.

This is a top of the table clash between the Croweaters of South Australia and the Allies of ... wherever they're from. South Australia had the bye in round one, but followed that up with a tight 7 point victory over WA and a high scoring two goal victory last start over those scumbags from Vic Metro. The Allies on the other hand came from behind in round 1 to beat Metro in a a dour low scoring affair, a week of in round two and finally a demolition job over the Counts yesterday. Due to this, the Allies sit on top of the ladder with a large percentage but with a win this week, either of these teams can all but secure a Grand Final berth.

Players to Watch:

SOUTH AUSTRALIA

Cadsky - has been running amok in the midfield this season, averaging 31 touches per game and leading this pack.
sausageroll - the Season 31 rookie has already bagged 12 goals this series with bags of 1 and 11.

ALLIES

MC Bad Genius - destroyed the Counts last start with a mammoth effort in the midfield, is leading the Allies in DT and Exie points.
Yakker - an inspired move to Full Forward last game saw Yak Daddy slot through 6 majors.

The only winner in this one is everyone that doesn't have to play qootball at the Adelaide Oval.​

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

Didn't we just finish the last game?

 

[The Half Back]

Didn't we just finish the last game?

Blame NaturalDisaster, he's been on my back for 3 hours to get this up.

 

[philreich]

Didn't we just finish the last game?

At least the match threads only go for 2 days instead of 4 like they used to, which means we get to beat you sooner.

 

[Callums_Guns]

Here we go again Allies 2nd last training run before the finals

Riviat Grand Uncle Horace HawkAussie akkaps Yakker AceAndy The Filth Wizard ShaunDuggan Dingster Kennedy Parker I Dont Care BRAB Ant Bear fitzroybowiedog

Strigoi Hatchy1992 harry000 Nunez Jivlain PMBangers Bastyy tony T2B_ Rioli8217 SM GWS Goose moginie MC Bad Genius

 

[PMBangers]

Blame NaturalDisaster, he's been on my back for 3 hours to get this up.

3 hours? You almost need to see a doctor

 

[Kennedy Parker]

LET'S GO ALLIES

Riviat
Grand Uncle Horace
HawkAussie
akkaps
Yakker
AceAndy
The Filth Wizard
ShaunDuggan
Dingster
Callums_Guns
I Dont Care
BRAB
Ant Bear
fitzroybowiedog
Strigoi
Hatchy1992
harry000
Nunez
Jivlain
PMBangers
Bastyy
tony
T2B_
Rioli8217
SM
GWS Goose
moginie
MC Bad Genius

 

[Callums_Guns]

At least the match threads only go for 2 days instead of 4 like they used to, which means we get to beat you sooner.

Good to see you have started telling your jokes already

 

[The Filth Wizard]

At least the match threads only go for 2 days instead of 4 like they used to, which means we get to beat you sooner.

Happy for you to have your revenge here Phil.

 

[Kennedy Parker]

spookism

 

[MC Bad Genius]

At least the match threads only go for 2 days instead of 4 like they used to, which means we get to beat you sooner.

But it means there's no Top Ten Tuesday in this thread, so I'm gonna struggle to engage ...

 

[HawkAussie]

But it means there's no Top Ten Tuesday in this thread, so I'm gonna struggle to engage ...

Don't worry you will manage, much like everyone else.

 

[MC Bad Genius]

Don't worry you will manage, much like everyone else.

Also, I just don't have anything to banter with South Australians, generally speaking. Except of course for how terrible their tap water is.

 

[philreich]

Also, I just don't have anything to banter with South Australians, generally speaking. Except of course for how terrible their tap water is.

Leave our water alone - as long as you chew it thoroughly, it's fine.

 

[Kennedy Parker]

Hey por_please_ya, it's been 411 days since I killed you in that Survivor Werewolf game. I'm sure you've played countless werewolf games since then, surely in one of them you managed to get a win as evil right?

 

[PMBangers]

Leave our water alone - as long as you chew it thoroughly, it's fine.

You'll get along well with Bastyy
You are the Tasmania of the mainland after all

 

[Bastyy]

You'll get along well with Bastyy
You are the Tasmania of the mainland after all

Please don’t compare my beautiful state to South Australia

 

[philreich]

Happy for you to have your revenge here Phil.

You do realise that teams win back to back flags about as often as the Counts register a win? We'll be more than happy to take the title back this season.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

You do realise that teams win back to back flags about as often as the Counts register a win? We'll be more than happy to take the title back this season.

I'm not looking past round one at the moment.

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

At least the match threads only go for 2 days instead of 4 like they used to, which means we get to beat you sooner.

i suppose it is good to get it over and done with

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

I assume spookism will get here soon after sobbing in a corner for an hour or so.

 

[Rioli8217]

At least the match threads only go for 2 days instead of 4 like they used to, which means we get to beat you sooner.

How'th it going Phil?

Never mention the Alliethth being beaten again or thomething I may or may not be hinting at will come your way.

 

[sausageroll]

Here we go again Allies 2nd last training run before the finals

Riviat Grand Uncle Horace HawkAussie akkaps Yakker AceAndy The Filth Wizard ShaunDuggan Dingster Kennedy Parker I Dont Care BRAB Ant Bear fitzroybowiedog

Strigoi Hatchy1992 harry000 Nunez Jivlain PMBangers Bastyy tony T2B_ Rioli8217 SM GWS Goose moginie MC Bad Genius

Hope you're ready to post the crying gif CG. Allies are going to need it

 

[The Half Back]

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spookism

I know the joke works better with a Hall of Famer, but that slick git has done * all this season and I demand you fix this graphic.

 

[Kennedy Parker]

I know the joke works better with a Hall of Famer, but that slick git has done fu** all this season and I demand you fix this graphic.

Sorry who are you again?