Media Steamer of the Week

[Sterge]

You might even say having to play the bombers in round 1 killed my renewed interest in the league.

 

[Santoz]

You might even say having to play the bombers in round 1 killed my renewed interest in the league.

It's only natural mate. You aren't even the only one.

Being battered and bettered so severely is likely to leave a scar or two

 

[guero]

If I don't win this ****ing trophy I'm gonna be pissed. Everything I post is shit, so I'd be a worthy winner. And that beautiful turd would look bloody good in my trophy cabinet next to all my other awards*.

*may or may not be any

 

[Santoz]

If I don't win this ******* trophy I'm gonna be pissed. Everything I post is sh*t, so I'd be a worthy winner. And that beautiful turd would look bloody good in my trophy cabinet next to all my other awards*.

*may or may not be any

This award shapes careers mate. I don't just hand them out to people who ask nicely.

I take this award and the repercussions on the recipient very, very seriously.

 

[guero]

This award shapes careers mate. I don't just hand them out to people who ask nicely.

I take this award and the repercussions on the recipient very, very seriously.

Understood. Do, or do not. There is no try.

 

[serial_thrilla]

Understood. Do, or do not. There is no try.

Just be yourself, mate. I reckon you've got the natural talent for this award.

 

[guero]

Just be yourself, mate. I reckon you've got the natural talent for this award.

Thanks amigo. I knew I'd be able to count on your support.

 

[Santoz]

Round 5: SSwans2011
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Posting Average Pre Bombers (inclusive): 77.20 (from 5 matches)
Posting Average Post Bombers: 78 (from 3)

Verdict: Unchanged. How do you kill a career that's already dead? After the Dragons got hold of SSwans2011 early doors he just seemed to continue down the path of irrelevance. The Wonders really are fast becoming the SFA retirement village with the likes of this clown, Sab22 being over the hill, Grand Uncle Horace soiling himself regularly and the village idiot ClarkeM steering the shittruck down the road to nowhere. Hopefully, Swanny has had time to reflect and reevaluate his approach to SFA posting and seeks to drag himself out of the rut he's currently in for the sake of himself, but also the colours of the jumper he represents.

Round 6: Nunez
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Posting Average Pre Bombers (inclusive): 28.33 (from 6 matches)
Posting Average Post Bombers: 13 (from 2)

Verdict: In decline. Poor Nunez was pilloried against the Mighty Bombers and hasn't found their mojo since. They probably lack the support they need in the match threads as being accompanied by SarahSmiles, jackster83 & ant555 into battle each week reminds me a lot of the '96 Lions. Rats to the slaughter. The Rats are admirably led by the veteran funster philreich, but having this joke for support must be wearing thin on Phil and no jokes ever wear thin on Phil it seems. Being young though means there is hope for improvement yet for them.

*Used gender-inclusive pronouns as I can't remember it's gender & don't mean to discriminate.

Round 7: TedDougChris

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Posting Average Pre Bombers (inclusive): 83.28 (from 7 matches)
Posting Average Post Bombers: 100 (from 1)

Verdict: Bucks the trend. It's been admirable to see how TedDougChris has responded having tossed all of his out of the cot the week previous against the Bombers and boycotted the match thread in disgrace. He left the bulk of the banter work up to rookies BLUEALLTHRU & RobR who acquitted themselves nicely. Perhaps TDC was lurking in the background, rustled jimmies and all, taking notes and has begun the journey to self improvement already? Who knows, but one thing's for certain, he's a likely candidate for the award in future if his behaviour continues down this path of pissiness.

Round 8: Headless
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Posting Average Pre Bombers (inclusive): 24.62 (from 8 matches)
Posting Average Post Bombers: *To Be Confirmed

Verdict: In decline. It gives me no pleasure at all to provide such a negative verdict to such a likeable character, but feedback is feedback and I'm only here to provide a service to the league ala my Humour Coaching days. It's obvious from the data above that Headless suffers from Bomber Anxiety with his posting numbers petering out to seasonal lows leading up to and during his meeting with the boys from Abdu. I hope for his sake and the sake of his team mates that he can overcome his Bomber Anxiety and move on in the backend of the season. The Dees are a solid posting corps, being admirably represented by manangatang, Yakker & Callums_Guns and a strong Dees benefits the league greatly. Out of all of the posters reviewed so far, I maintain the most hope for this one.



So there you have it SFA. The first half of the posting year reviewed relating to the Award of Posting Honesty. For those teams we're yet to play, let this be a friendly piece of advice you can learn from, reflect on and action before meeting us in the match threads

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[SSwans2011]

Okay mate. Apologies for looking after my health.

EDIT: "Not buying" that my week has been terrible lol. Okay mate. It genuinely couldn't have been much worse.

What you don't seem to realise is that it's a real teatament to Santoz's posting ability that he has to invent wins for himself and his teammates. It's sort of like if the recognised pants-pooper or cult of pants-poopers in school tried to bully you.

 

[Santoz]

What you don't seem to realise is that it's a real teatament to Santoz's posting ability that he has to invent wins for himself and his teammates. It's sort of like if the recognised pants-pooper or cult of pants-poopers in school tried to bully you.

I don't feel great having to highlight your shortcomings for what it's worth mate.

You're fairly low hanging fruit

 

[SSwans2011]

I don't feel great having to highlight your shortcomings for what it's worth mate.

You're fairly low hanging fruit

You're boring.

 

[Pugsley]

You're boring.

I like a good drilling.

 

[SSwans2011]

I like a good drilling.

 

[Santoz]

Sterge

The Jesus

Blaze Storm

NaturalDisaster

SSwans2011

Nunez

TedDougChris

Headless

Metalcrusher

GWS Goose

TheInjuryFactory

The Half Back

eth-dog

A Swallow

MrPremiership

 

[Santoz]

How good are the Bears rookies in guero, tony and Muddiemoose. The Bears are very fortunate to have picked them up considering their leader Test Tickle is AWOL and U2tigers has the intellectual ingenuity of the kid in primary school who ate stray gluesticks, never got his pen license and was always crying.

Speaking of always crying, I introduce to you ... Metalcrusher, this week's recipient of the Steamer of the Week.

Poor Crushy had to pick up the slack against his old team and I'm sure he had a better picture in his mind of how things would turn out. They actually turned to shit for the Bears 'enforcer'.

So Testy, who's been the heart and soul of the Bears through the grim years has to rot at FB now because of some blow in from the Wonders who hardly posts and 'commands' a prime spot.

Clearly, with him being AWOL something's amiss here with the team chemistry.

It's sad to see.

#culture

Coming from the train wreck that is the Wally's World cluster fu** show, that is quite the ambitious statement.

Tony Lynn 15 turned up the heat on Crushy a tad and the week long melt began ...

Mate the false bravado is fine if you want to paper over the genuine cracks. This has been difficult to comprehend this week so far. I have heard such good things about the Bears and then I encounter this. You guys are the SFA version of The Crying Game!

Paper over what cracks tony? We are not the club that had their skipper rage quit without posting Ghey pr0n. Speaking of which JWS posted those on your leadership watch Tones. Says more about the Bombers than it does us, I can tell you that much.

Seeing TheCoach16 puff his chest out for EJW had me mildly curious. Then to see his arse handed to him like a German Rimjob fest by a RING IN, was an utter embarrassment.

As I said, says more about you than us.

#BummersArseSoreAndBroken

Given your history with rage quitting who am I to question your observations.

The thread meandered along, but it seemed that Crushy was holding back. A little concerned a little known fact would be revealed ...

Hey Crush,
I’m loving the theatre. I enjoy your “all guns blazing” approach, I really do.
But your hypocrisy is reaching dangerous levels, and quite frankly, I’m growing a bit tired of it.

Your call, you can continue down this track, and this narrative, or you can reflect for a minute, and have a think about what you’re saying.

It’s easy to be ungrateful when someone is no longer beneficial to you. But remember, a grateful dog is worth more than an ungrateful man.

It’s your call, big fella. But I’d take caution in your next move.

My hypocrisy? My narrative? My track? My reflection? What the fu** are you saying?

Ungrateful? Unbeneficial? I love dogs, I am not into men however.

My call? Caution?

fu** that campaignery.

Bring it, and your socio, psycho, sycophantic dribble. I expect a cheque to me after all this is said and done.

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Crusty just got eviscerated. Oh boy, this will be tough to come back from.

And to the rest of the single-celled mouth breathing dullards at the Lost Vegan Beers, I’m ******* disappointed in you.

Apart from tony , we share an unspoken bond, a bond we often talk about.

Oh really? That's nice. Leading off the back of an arse puppet. Well done you.

Tough to come back from?????

I'm here champ.

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And his weeping continued before the big reveal ...

Listen up Bears, when we played the Royals (BC), I was unsure on how this young bunch would fair. So I reached out to TheCoach16 as a backup plan should sh*t turn all and sundry.

TheCoach16 came through in spades for us, deflecting and turning the heat to somewhere different (himself).

That being said, he still got arse f’ed by Flandillidoodlittle. I stand by that comment. However, I regress the statement that I made, that the Coach is a squib.

This is a community service announcement, in future hope that these two wonderful, vibrant, unique teams can work together for a common hood .... good.

Wow so the big tough guy of the league got someone else to fight his battles? Can’t believe what I am reading. Then you sh*t bagged the guy you went running to. Holy fu**!

That is what I said? Surely you jest?

TheCoach16 want to weigh in and confirm?

Sorry mate, I was momentarily awestruck by your credibility in the SFA flying out the window. Good one you for fessing up, just don't ever call us a rabble ever again. We fight our own battles and never call one in.

Whack. Faux tough guy Metalcrusher had to call in air support from another club to help support his rookies. Even mochacinolatte was confident he could get the better of the fallen steel fist ...

taking Metalcrusher to the cleaners this week. You can lock that in.

Coach offered a few kind words ...

Better by you. I wasn’t going to bring it up, but I’m glad you did. I’m always glad to help out, and any excuse to go the fu**en royals.

I smashed Ned, and it broke my heart, because I like him. But you’ve made my list now, Crush. That’s a list you don’t want to be on, campaignery!

This he knew he was targetted and became even more fragile and melty ...

What I would like to know is where is the rest of the Bumrooters?

Tony Lynn 15 TheCoach16 KohPhi and any other campaignery worth a mention!

All talk and no ****** walk.

Poor leadership. The rudder has taken a left turn and fu** off ville under Antonio BlueVein leadership.

Don't get me started on your inactives campaignery. Stick to copy/pasty YouTube clicks.

Looks like MetalMuncher has hit the goon bag pretty hard today.

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Kilroy can post as many YouTube clips as he likes campaignery

Yeah nah .... You have inactives you need to get rid of mate and you know it.

Says the bloke who has posted over 200 times in this thread. Geez mate, put the Woodstock down.

Slurring for Crushy is no exception to the posting rule. This time though, the SFA's biggest slurrer turned racial ...

Don't drink bourbon flavoured alcohol, I'll leave that to you wog campaigner's that still grappa into a shot glass.

Ooooooh a racial slur. Oh Crushy, you are a delight.

Then the slurring turned strangely religious, prompting Antonio BlueVein's concern ...

I'll leave that to your boyfriend beez. I'll buy you some ****** kleenex for xmas or ramadan or what the fu** ever else you believe in campaignery.

And you attack someone’s sexuality as well? Oh dear.

You sound upset mate, everything ok?

To which miggs offered an explanation for the teary, slurring mess of metal ...

You’re the type of bloke to walk around parties drinking the half drunk bottles of beer left behind

**** me Metalcrusher. When you left the Bombers you weren't this bad, but it seems you're carrying the weight of the Bears posting world on your shoulders and being ... crushed.

I'm happy to have you back at the Bombers mate to help you get back what you've lost. It isn't confidence. It's ticker.

The spirit is gone and that left is the dishevelled, vacuous hulk of a once decent poster.

If don't choose to come home, just be better; for your sake and ours.

It hurts us as much to see you like this as it must hurt you to be like this.

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

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How good are the Bears rookies in guero, tony and Muddiemoose. The Bears are very fortunate to have picked them up considering their leader Test Tickle is AWOL and U2tigers has the intellectual ingenuity of the kid in primary school who ate stray gluesticks, never got his pen license and was always crying.

Speaking of always crying, I introduce to you ... Metalcrusher, this week's recipient of the Steamer of the Week.

Poor Crushy had to pick up the slack against his old team and I'm sure he had a better picture in his mind of how things would turn out. They actually turned to sh*t for the Bears 'enforcer'.





Tony Lynn 15 turned up the heat on Crushy a tad and the week long melt began ...





The thread meandered along, but it seemed that Crushy was holding back. A little concerned a little known fact would be revealed ...






And his weeping continued before the big reveal ...






Whack. Faux tough guy Metalcrusher had to call in air support from another club to help support his rookies. Even mochacinolatte was confident he could get the better of the fallen steel fist ...



Coach offered a few kind words ...



This he knew he was targetted and became even more fragile and melty ...







Slurring for Crushy is no exception to the posting rule. This time though, the SFA's biggest slurrer turned racial ...




Then the slurring turned strangely religious, prompting Antonio BlueVein's concern ...




To which miggs offered an explanation for the teary, slurring mess of metal ...



fu** me Metalcrusher. When you left the Bombers you weren't this bad, but it seems you're carrying the weight of the Bears posting world on your shoulders and being ... crushed.

I'm happy to have you back at the Bombers mate to help you get back what you've lost. It isn't confidence. It's ticker.

The spirit is gone and that left is the dishevelled, vacuous hulk of a once decent poster.

If don't choose to come home, just be better; for your sake and ours.

It hurts us as much to see you like this as it must hurt you to be like this.

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Another extremely worthy recipient.

 

[Santoz]

Well done to anyone that bothers to read all that too.

You deserve a medal yourself.

 

[Cadsky]

You might even say having to play the bombers in round 1 killed my renewed interest in the league.

Excellent news

 

[guero]

So with Metalcrusher away I ducked out to Kal, broke into his house and nicked the trophy. A bit of gold paint and no-one would know the difference. It'll look great in the cabinet I'm gonna build when I have enough trophies to make it worthwhile.

Oh. Hey MC when you get home you should chuck out all the toothbrushes in your house. Sorry mate, I couldn't resist. But I feel kinda bad about it now.

 

[Santoz]

So with Metalcrusher away I ducked out to Kal, broke into his house and nicked the trophy. A bit of gold paint and no-one would know the difference. It'll look great in the cabinet I'm gonna build when I have enough trophies to make it worthwhile.

Oh. Hey MC when you get home you should chuck out all the toothbrushes in your house. Sorry mate, I couldn't resist. But I feel kinda bad about it now.
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Sorry mate, but you need to be a little more irrational and melty to be in the running for this one

 

[I Dont Care]

So with Metalcrusher away I ducked out to Kal, broke into his house and nicked the trophy. A bit of gold paint and no-one would know the difference. It'll look great in the cabinet I'm gonna build when I have enough trophies to make it worthwhile.

Oh. Hey MC when you get home you should chuck out all the toothbrushes in your house. Sorry mate, I couldn't resist. But I feel kinda bad about it now.
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At least he/you won something. I got tagged into some stupid shit coal thing run by Rodney Dangerfield something about Bryce Gibbs' mirror image tackle or other, and so far I've received **** all

 

[Riviat]

At least he/you won something. I got tagged into some stupid sh*t coal thing run by Rodney Dangerfield something about Bryce Gibbs' mirror image tackle or other, and so far I've received fu** all

In good time my man. You might be lucky to get something if you're the worst of the worst at the end of the season in Rodder's thread.

Santoz is happy to hand out shit trophies each week as he must have a bigger budget than Rodders.

 

[Santoz]

In good time my man. You might be lucky to get something if you're the worst of the worst at the end of the season in Rodder's thread.

Santoz is happy to hand out sh*t trophies each week as he must have a bigger budget than Rodders.

I put all the money I made as the SFA's Humour Coach in S29 into a 6 month fixed term deposit.

That money ran out week 2 and come evenings I've been giving wristies along Grey Street to supplement the income

 

[Riviat]

I put all the money I made as the SFA's Humour Coach in S29 into a 6 month fixed term deposit.

That money ran out week 2 and come evenings I've been giving wristies along Grey Street to supplement the income

You must be loaded. Can I have a loan, or at least what part of Grey Street you're on?

 

[Cadsky]

You must be loaded. Can I have a loan, or at least what part of Grey Street you're on?

You looking forward to receiving this prestigious award this week?