What the heck? Steve Johnson commits seppuku

[hairy biker]

Plummeting to your death from a yoga mat?

Police called to yoga class mistaken for ‘mass killing’

A member of the public in Chapel St Leonards, Lincolnshire, called emergency services to report people lying on the floor

www.theguardian.com

A yoga class was cut short after a member of the public called the police to report a “mass killing” after seeing several people lying on the floor.

If anyone heard the mass of police sirens in Chapel St Leonards at 9.30pm last night then please be reassured …

“They were on their way to the observatory after someone had reported a mass killing in our building, having seen several people laying on the floor … which actually turned out to be the yoga class in meditation."

“We are not part of any mad cult or crazy clubs."

Well they would say that wouldn't they.
Lucky it was the UK and not the USA.
None of them would have made it out alive with US cops.

 

[Pistol Night]

Police called to yoga class mistaken for ‘mass killing’

A member of the public in Chapel St Leonards, Lincolnshire, called emergency services to report people lying on the floor

www.theguardian.com

Ive heard of Downward Dog but what’s that position where ya just lay on the ground? Barnoby Joyce?

 

[sosos]

Ive heard of Downward Dog but what’s that position where ya just lay on the ground? Barnoby Joyce?

"Salute to the Herald-Sun"

 

[Head Selector]

Ive heard of Downward Dog but what’s that position where ya just lay on the ground? Barnoby Joyce?

The Potted Plant