Steve Verrier

[The Rusty Trombone]

A natural tennis player when he was younger Steve was faced with the decision to pick either Tennis or Football as his school sport elective when in year 11. Steve chose Football and although Tennis Australia had never heard of Steve it is said that they are rooing this decision.

 

[Roachy8]

Rusty raises the bar of The Sanctury Hotel posts...

 

[Grockadoc]

~187 cm's tall, and has bulked up a fair bit. Looking like a footballer now, he is. Always had skills. He is deceivingly agile, and very elusive. In year 10 when we were both doing Specialised Football at school, we used to play mini games of football, and I could probably count on 1 hand how many times he was tackled.

 

[The Rusty Trombone]

~187 cm's tall, and has bulked up a fair bit. Looking like a footballer now, he is. Always had skills. He is deceivingly agile, and very elusive. In year 10 when we were both doing Specialised Football at school, we used to play mini games of football, and I could probably count on 1 hand how many times he was tackled.

So legend has it people , it is said that during specialised football at school Steve was tackled in between one and five times . Not bad for an entire year. Witness's can not recall the exact number but I will contact the school tomorrow to see if they have kept stats on the program.

Thank you for the lead Grockadoc !

 

[The Rusty Trombone]

On Valentines Day 2010 a young Steve went down to the local pharmacy to buy his girlfriend a special present as he was taking her out to Dinner on Valentines night and wanted to give her a present she would not forget. Always a gentleman Steve approached the counter and bought a silver plated star sign necklace for her. When he presented it to her that night she loved it and gave him a kiss on the cheek.

 

[The Rusty Trombone]

So legend has it people , it is said that during specialised football at school Steve was tackled in between one and five times . Not bad for an entire year. Witness's can not recall the exact number but I will contact the school tomorrow to see if they have kept stats on the program.

Thank you for the lead Grockadoc !

Just heard back from the school and they kept the stats . Steve only got tackled twice in year 10. Not bad hey. I think we've got a player on our hands here boys. Thanks Grockadoc

 

[The Rusty Trombone]

Although Perth has a lot warmer climate than Melbourne Steve doesn't feel the cold and enjoys living in a bigger city. He has fitted in well at the club and gets on well with everyone.

 

[The Rusty Trombone]

Steve has an uncle that lives in Victoria, he is a well known ladies man. Last night he picked up Wangs Parking Lot sister at Crown Casino after 4am but please do not tell deanbigfooty as he was rumoured to be with her last Saturday Night but is still denying it.

 

[The Rusty Trombone]

Question and Answer with Steve Verrier

How old are you ? 19

What team do you play for ? The Richmond Football Club

Best position ? Halfback or Wing

Favourite show ? Swamp People on 7mate

Favourite supporters ? Turka & Roachy8 because they have read this thread

Least favourite supporter ? captain blood 17

Why ? Because he dishes out the sausage at Bunnings

 

[The Rusty Trombone]

Steve is allergic to anchovies but can get away with eating Ceaser Salads if the anchovies in the sauce are chopped really really fine. He can not eat them whole though as he goes all puffy and has trouble breathing for about half an hour.

Truth be known if he ate an entire Kipling Steve would probably die!

 

[The Rusty Trombone]

At the age of 4 Steve's parents wanted to buy him a Japanese made Suzuki Violin but they couldn't afford it so they bought him a Ross Fawkner instead!

 

[Grockadoc]

I felt like deanbigfooty going on a liking spree in this thread

 

[_DBF_]

I'm working at Crown, gee Wang's sister is slippery.

 

[The Rusty Trombone]

I'm working at Crown, gee Wang's sister is slippery.

She learnt it off her mom. She's a piece of work alright!

 

[The Rusty Trombone]

Steve sponsors a World Vision child called Chango. Part of the money Steve has donated towards Chango was used to buy Chango a water purifier.

 

[_Wang_]

Steve has an uncle that lives in Victoria, he is a well known ladies man. Last night he picked up Wangs Parking Lot sister at Crown Casino after 4am but please do not tell deanbigfooty as he was rumoured to be with her last Saturday Night but is still denying it.

My sister sits on a higher ground than that Rusty and besides she is a Saint Kilda Supporter

 

[CoggaRules]

Steve sponsors a World Vision child called Chango. Part of the money Steve has donated towards Chango was used to buy Chango a water purifier.

So did chango buy it from the local Supermarket in Mombasa? Or did Steve send one of these over?

 

[CoggaRules]

My sister sits on a higher ground than that Rusty and besides she is a Saint Kilda Supporter

I didnt know your sister was a Saint Kilda supporter dude? Which is here favourite Saint Kilda Player?

 

[_Wang_]

I didnt know your sister was a Saint Kilda supporter dude? Which is here favourite Saint Kilda Player?

She has 2 faves
Stevie Milne & Jason Gram
She's not a fan of Nick Dal Santo

 

[The Rusty Trombone]

So did chango buy it from the local Supermarket in Mombasa? Or did Steve send one of these over?

That's what World Vision sent over to Chango on behalf of Steve. I think it just outlines what a humanitarian Steve is at such a young age. Chango is Kenyan by the way and enjoys running.

 

[CoggaRules]

That's what World Vision sent over to Chango on behalf of Steve. I think it just outlines what a humanitarian Steve is at such a young age. Chango is Kenyan by the way and enjoys running.

I have heard rumours that Steve has been spotted in a local Athlete's foor store, checking out some runners. Looks like the mystery surrounding the rumours has been cleared. The last I heard he was seen walking out from K-mart with what seemed to be a pair of $12.99 runners, so Chango might be able to enjoy it more now.

 

[The Rusty Trombone]

Du

I have heard rumours that Steve has been spotted in a local Athlete's foor store, checking out some runners. Looks like the mystery surrounding the rumours has been cleared. The last I heard he was seen walking out from K-mart with what seemed to be a pair of $12.99 runners, so Chango might be able to enjoy it more now.

Dunlop KT26's for sure Cogga . What a great bloke .

 

[_Wang_]

Du

Dunlop KT26's for sure Cogga . What a great bloke .

Is it true that Chango sells his head hair on the black market for 'real experience' sex dolls?
Sad if true.

 

[The Rusty Trombone]

Is it true that Chango sells his head hair on the black market for 'real experience' sex dolls?
Sad if true.

No Wang that is not true. Have some respect for a starving African kid trying to make a career out of running like the rest of the nation.

Maybe you can send him over a new pair of sneakers as well.

 

[TOOs_Finest]

FINALLY... a use for the down-vote button, thought I'd never get to use it