Steve Morris wrote that song, and taught Tom Morello how to play guitar.
Steven Morris
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Steve Morris wrote that song, and taught Tom Morello how to play guitar.
Kerleys Ghost
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Before Steven Morris it was all just noise
But there was no "before Steven Morris". Steven Morris has always been.
Steven Morris is "no has been" the future is bright because of Steven Morris
Kerleys Ghost
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glad to see dusty wont be around to impede morris' illustrious career any further
Steven Morris once walked down the street with an errection; there were no survivors.
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Its not his defensive side that needs improvement.Nah, there is definitely a lot of people who think Morris came from the Crows (myself included until now).
Sidenote: Bit of denial going on to think you guys have better... he'd easily be your best small defender. 19 times out of 19 this year he's toweled up his direct opponent (only 3 goals conceded for the entire year) and is a good chance for the AA team in his second year playing. You guys have some good young defenders but they haven't produced results anywhere near this bloke
Laird and Brown arent as good at pure shut down roles, but they're a damn sight better at running and distributing, whereas morris doesnt contribute enough in this sense.
Sure, he can improve, but id rather teach a good runner/kick to defend than a nuggety defender to run and use the ball well.
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please, we're finished with kozi, he's a clown.
this thread is now only used to discuss the profound awesomeness of steven morris, and his deific qualities.
I hear the reason Morris didnt get included in the All Australian team is because next year the AFL is planning a All Australian team v Morris match up.
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Wow this thread is still going? Absolute quality. Thanks for the laughs 
Wow this thread is still going? Absolute quality. Thanks for the laughs
Not at all, it's we who should be thanking you for showing us the light.
Wow. This thread is a little gem to find on a dodgey Tuesday afternoon. Brilliant reading.
We really should be inviting the Richmond board over here to contribute. I'm sure they'd love it!
We really should be inviting the Richmond board over here to contribute. I'm sure they'd love it!
I think they have bigger things on their plate right now.Wow. This thread is a little gem to find on a dodgey Tuesday afternoon. Brilliant reading.
We really should be inviting the Richmond board over here to contribute. I'm sure they'd love it!
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Wow. This thread is a little gem to find on a dodgey Tuesday afternoon. Brilliant reading.
We really should be inviting the Richmond board over here to contribute. I'm sure they'd love it!
Steven Morris has his own board doesn't he?
I think it's great Morriss didn't embarrass his team mates by playing well in the final. Could have really put the lesser players to shame.
touche
Steven Morris IS the board.
When Morris allowed Walker to sling tackle him a few years ago, there was a tidal wave in the North Atlantic ocean ...and the earth moved 2 inches closer to sun.
did you know that in some primitive cultures they refer to days as Morris to reflect the fact it takes the sun 24.2 hours to rotate around Steve Morris.
I hear CERN considered calling it the Morris particle!
