Stringer and Cloke both dumped....

[Markfs]

How does dropping a player mean the club doesn't want them anymore? He's a lazy footballer and they're showing them they're not afraid of sending him down to the seconds for a week. 100% guarantee he'll be recalled for next week. To me, it just looks like they're resting him for a guaranteed win. No way will they get rid of him unless the world gets thrown at them.

They said that about Trav and he's out the door. I realise that Trav has been dumped 3 times but Stringer was a star being compared to Gaz and now he's a loser. I think the Dogs are going to ease him out quietly...

 

[Markfs]

I think Markfs is Hine or Rendell. It just makes sense.
Come on Markfs - Fess up buddy.

Just let me say that I have connections ....wink wink

 

[Markfs]

It's really pleasing to see Markfs venturing into trading scenarios. Especially those based on solid sources and detailed analysis, and not flimsy speculation and fanciful conjecture. Some of you others could learn from him.

well you know me. i've always been a bit gun shy when it comes to speculation but the evidence was plain to see. In fact I was a bit surprised that I was the first one to post on it.

the latest news is that the bulldogs have named their VFL squad and Stringer is in the forward pocket!!!!! If people needed proof, I rest my case....

 

[Anzacday]

well you know me. i've always been a bit gun shy when it comes to speculation but the evidence was plain to see. In fact I was a bit surprised that I was the first one to post on it.

the latest news is that the bulldogs have named their VFL squad and Stringer is in the forward pocket!!!!! If people needed proof, I rest my case....

 

[Bay Pie]

Clearly Stringer is a scapegoat for Bulldogs missing the top 4 after such a promising season. Rumour has it, he hates Beveridge because Beveridge never talks to him.

 

[Vicky Park]

Clearly Stringer is a scapegoat for Bulldogs missing the top 4 after such a promising season. Rumour has it, he hates Beveridge because Beveridge never talks to him.

Yes, but Beveridge doesnt like Boyd. And Boyd doesnt like Stringer. Does that mean that Beveridge, Stringer and Boyd cant be in the same room together? Maybe that is why the Dogs are trading Stringer, and probably also Boyd. Then Beveridge can like whoever is left.

 

[unplugged]

Blair for Stringer. And maybe they'll suggest throwing in Hrovat and Jong to get the deal done.

 

[left at home]

Yes, but Beveridge doesnt like Boyd. And Boyd doesnt like Stringer. Does that mean that Beveridge, Stringer and Boyd cant be in the same room together? Maybe that is why the Dogs are trading Stringer, and probably also Boyd. Then Beveridge can like whoever is left.

does that mean we are getting stinger and boyd for cloke

 

[Leigh Lowther]

stringer is a very talented guy but he does not have a set shot.

 

[Vicky Park]

does that mean we are getting stinger and boyd for cloke

Well, that would be the logical conclusion. I'm convinced. But I do hope that Beveridge likes Cloke. Otherwise the whole house of cards falls over. Maybe we should send in David Cloke to negotiate the deal? He's a known smooth operator, and very well liked.

 

[left at home]

Well, that would be the logical conclusion. I'm convinced. But I do hope that Beveridge likes Cloke. Otherwise the whole house of cards falls over. Maybe we should send in David Cloke to negotiate the deal? He's a known smooth operator, and very well liked.

yes l have heard some where david is very charming and a totally nice fellow

 

[ThexderX]

Stringer was apparently found passed out after drinking his entire bath water.

 

[Leviathan Pie]

OP's troll posts aren't even funny anymore

 

[CFC2010]

OP's troll posts aren't even funny anymore

Deflection!

 

[4tone]

Ferrari swap for commodore. Deal done

 

[Markfs]

OP's troll posts aren't even funny anymore

i promise that one day when i'm bored, i'll read one of your posts and i'll give you some feedback...

 

[Kilmo]

Yes, but Beveridge doesnt like Boyd. And Boyd doesnt like Stringer. Does that mean that Beveridge, Stringer and Boyd cant be in the same room together? Maybe that is why the Dogs are trading Stringer, and probably also Boyd. Then Beveridge can like whoever is left.

Out: Witts
In: Boyd, Stringer, Witts

 

[Kirby]

OP's troll posts aren't even funny anymore

I'm pissing myself laughing at the whole thread.

It's a lovely little bit of satire of Big Footy.

 

[frizzle]

i promise that one day when i'm bored, i'll read one of your posts and i'll give you some feedback...

Don't make promises you can't keep.

 

[Markfs]

I just had a phone call from a mate who works as a cleaner at the holden centre.

It seems that the Pies are playing hard ball with the Travis-Jake trade. They're asking for a trade pick from the Doggies next years stash.... The Dogs are adamant that this years first round draft pick is the only sweetener that they're willing to use to get the job done.

The word is that Bucks is trying to teach Luke Beveridge a lesson for shaming him on the lin jong clandestine job interview thingy... The cleaner was in buck's office and bucks was on the phone to Neil Balme, telling him that Jake only wants to go to Collingwood because he doesn't want the pressure of playing in a successful team. We've got the Doggies cornered...

I'm hopeful that we can still get the job done but we all know bucks has this ability to create a disaster from the rosiest of circumstances...

 

[Vicky Park]

I just had a phone call from a mate who works as a cleaner at the holden centre.

It seems that the Pies are playing hard ball with the Travis-Jake trade. They're asking for a trade pick from the Doggies next years stash.... The Dogs are adamant that this years first round draft pick is the only sweetener that they're willing to use to get the job done.

The word is that Bucks is trying to teach Luke Beveridge a lesson for shaming him on the lin jong clandestine job interview thingy... The cleaner was in buck's office and bucks was on the phone to Neil Balme, telling him that Jake only wants to go to Collingwood because he doesn't want the pressure of playing in a successful team. We've got the Doggies cornered...

I'm hopeful that we can still get the job done but we all know bucks has this ability to create a disaster from the rosiest of circumstances...

This is why you should post more about trading and drafting. Your sauces are impeccable.

 

[CasuallyDressed]

I like the earlier trades but surely our priority should be Marley Williams for Fyfe.

 

[PicaBoo]

I like the earlier trades but surely our priority should be Marley Williams for Fyfe.

Williams are close to steak knives for a trade involving Fyfe

 

[Maggie5]

i promise that one day when i'm bored, i'll read one of your posts and i'll give you some feedback...

You look so cute in that chair.

 

[Scodog10]

Bizarre decision by Beveridge and goes against everything he's done in his short time at the helm. It baffles me that senior coaches still believe dropping star players is the solution.