Stuff from School Revisited.

[Save Ferris]

Waaay back in 1984 in Maths we were learning about probability and the teacher introduced us to a horse racing game on what was probably a Commodore Vic 20. It was about how odds work and how they relate to probability, but you could have virtual bets. It took our group about 10 mins to work out that the "winning" horse numbers repeated themselves but in reverse order ie 2,4,3,5,6,8,7 would become 7,8,6,5,3,4,2. We soon had $999999 virtual dollars and had "clocked" the game as it didn't go any higher.
Teacher thought we were prodigies and told us that with our help he would sweep the pool at the Melbourne Cup that year.
Come Cup eve, we happily gave him our "tips" with a wink and a tap of the nose. I think some of them are still running!

 

[JG22]

Wetting toilet paper and chucking it up onto the roof for it to stick

 

[Bomberboyokay]

Wetting toilet paper and chucking it up onto the roof for it to stick

You must've been one of the bogan kids.

 

[RedmanWasHere]

Wetting toilet paper and chucking it up onto the roof for it to stick

**** I remember this now.

 

[M Malice]

Wetting toilet paper and chucking it up onto the roof for it to stick

Used to do something similar but with smaller spit laden balls blown through a pen at the roof and each other. I missed a fellow student one day and hit the teacher in the neck as she was writing on the blackboard, she was furious, I owned up and 6 of the best was the result.

 

[Smoooothy]

Raw two-minute noodles for lunch; couldn't beat it.

still a favourite snack of mine

 

[MarcusP2]

Waaay back in 1984 in Maths we were learning about probability and the teacher introduced us to a horse racing game on what was probably a Commodore Vic 20. It was about how odds work and how they relate to probability, but you could have virtual bets. It took our group about 10 mins to work out that the "winning" horse numbers repeated themselves but in reverse order ie 2,4,3,5,6,8,7 would become 7,8,6,5,3,4,2. We soon had $999999 virtual dollars and had "clocked" the game as it didn't go any higher.
Teacher thought we were prodigies and told us that with our help he would sweep the pool at the Melbourne Cup that year.
Come Cup eve, we happily gave him our "tips" with a wink and a tap of the nose. I think some of them are still running!

We had a game called Math Cricket, which I think was on the Commodore 64. But I can no longer find any trace of it so I'm starting to question my memory.

 

[Exambolor]

Waaay back in 1984 in Maths we were learning about probability and the teacher introduced us to a horse racing game on what was probably a Commodore Vic 20. It was about how odds work and how they relate to probability, but you could have virtual bets. It took our group about 10 mins to work out that the "winning" horse numbers repeated themselves but in reverse order ie 2,4,3,5,6,8,7 would become 7,8,6,5,3,4,2. We soon had $999999 virtual dollars and had "clocked" the game as it didn't go any higher.
Teacher thought we were prodigies and told us that with our help he would sweep the pool at the Melbourne Cup that year.
Come Cup eve, we happily gave him our "tips" with a wink and a tap of the nose. I think some of them are still running!

Speaking of games like that, anyone remember/played a game called Quibble Race?. It's was a game where you could train these alien creatures and race them.

 

[JG22]

Used to do something similar but with smaller spit laden balls blown through a pen at the roof and each other. I missed a fellow student one day and hit the teacher in the neck as she was writing on the blackboard, she was furious, I owned up and 6 of the best was the result.

The old spitball.

We used to go that with straws and the wrapping th straws came in. Spat them towards the board when the teacher was writing

 

[rippersnipper]

Flogged off pornos in year 7. Good times

 

[the_interloper]

Flogged off pornos in year 7. Good times

You had wanks at school?

 

[rippersnipper]

You had wanks at school?

No, i sold them

 

[GreyCrow]

No, i sold them

Maybe re-phrase that

Unless.

 

[dogs105]

No, i sold them

You sold wanks at school?

Filthy pervert.

 

[the_interloper]

No, i sold them

You let other students wank you off for money? Or did you wank them off? Or was it teachers involved? Or you were a pimp? Think you need to clarify.

 

[JG22]

You had wanks at school?

lol there was a rumour a kid at our school used to wank during his spares

 

[rippersnipper]

You let other students wank you off for money? Or did you wank them off? Or was it teachers involved? Or you were a pimp? Think you need to clarify.

I sold pornos at school

 

[Cruyff14]

lol there was a rumour a kid at our school used to wank during his spares

In year 11 or year 12 apparently some bloke fingered his mrs at the back of the class in maths.

 

[the_interloper]

I sold pornos at school

Now it makes sense!

 

[Gough]

In year 11 or year 12 apparently some bloke fingered his mrs at the back of the class in maths.

From fifteen until my early twenties I had a friends with benefits situation with my woodwork teacher's son.

 

[Cruyff14]

lol wow. Did the teacher now his son was gay?

 

[Scotland]

'Dad I'm sticking around after school to polish some hard wood'

*sniff* 'That's my boy'

 

[Gough]

lol wow. Did the teacher now his son was gay?

Bi presumably, he's got a missus, and three kids now, and no idea. I'm still mates with his younger brother who I played a lot of cricket with, so still see him occasionally. He always looks excruciatingly uncomfortable.

 

[rippersnipper]

In year 11 or year 12 apparently some bloke fingered his mrs at the back of the class in maths.

Two kids got caught in a biology class or something at lunchtime getting up to stuff in my year. Both copped long suspensions

 

[chargers 09]

lol there was a rumour a kid at our school used to wank during his spares

What's wrong with that?


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