Subway- What do you get?

[FootyJunkie]

Subway Melt, Toasted, Swiss Cheese, Lettuce, Tomato, Jalapenos, Southwest Sauce, S&P

Had it today.

If I happen to make a second visit during the week then I go for the Italian BMT, Swiss Cheese, Lettuce, Tomato, Jalapenos, Ceasar Saucse, S&P

 

[arakaan]

On savings thanks.

just another tosser who puts $10 purchase on a card. Carry some cash you knobs.

 

[Chief]

The most sick you've ever been.

 

[arakaan]

thanks Chief some of the funniest stuff I've read.

I love this one.

"The whole family ate at a subway on the way from Dallas to San Antonio. It was one of those giant gas station-truck stops-fast food joints all in one building. The entire place was pretty dirty and nasty, but we were starving and figured Subway would be the safest thing."


Dumbarses deserved to get sick.

 

[sirlothie]

The most sick you've ever been.

Bah I swear that's McDonald's propaganda or something... everywhere these days is no good to eat there for some reason or other... I've never heard of anybody getting sick from eating Subway, not one person in this thread has complained of getting sick from eating Subway, yet on another person about 12 posts in a row people think they got food poisoning from Subway? What are the odds of that?

And no I don't work at Subway. Or eat there much but that seems like a jib.

 

[CrazyQ]

Wheat bread
Chicken fillet
Cheddar
Lettuce and carrot
S+P
2 Apple bags
Powerade.

 

[The Passenger]

i'm usually a chicken fillet footlong.
bbq sauce
carrots
cheese
onions (have to be put on before toasting though to cook them a bit)

and other stuff that i can remember now


if i'm really hungover though it has to be a meatball though. the sauce really soaks up the alcohol taste in my mouth.

 

[Max469]

Hello

6 inch Honey Oat please

Tuna please

Toasted please

Cheddar cheese please

Pickles please (sometimes onion)

Salt and Pepper please

Coke Zero please

Thank up

 

[Red Black and Blue]

Footlong Italian Herbs and Cheese
Meatball
Swiss Cheese
Lettuce, Tomato, Jalapenos
Sweet Chilli Sauce
Salt and Pepper
Toasted

 

[J-Train]

The most sick you've ever been.

haha. The best one was this (can just imagine the Texan drawl):

Bryan Texas gurl
Bryan, TX
|
#19 Oct 1, 2007


subway is tha shit, its my favorite place to eat.....all yall ppl can kiss my a** b/c yall some fat ppl that don't like subway

 

[PHX]

Hello

6 inch Honey Oat please

Tuna please

Toasted please

Cheddar cheese please

Pickles please (sometimes onion)

Salt and Pepper please

Coke Zero please

Thank up

THAT would make me sick from eating Subway.

No disrespect intended.

 

[carntheroos4eva]

The most sick you've ever been.

That doesn't put me off going to Subway.

 

[twarby]

foot long chicken fillet, on italians herbs and cheese>
chedder cheese, lettuce, cucumber, carrot, and a heap of southwest sauce. s+p.
amazing

 

[yeah_nah]

If it only was as simple as a few questions
In reality this is what happens

"How can i help you"
footlong chicken fillet on italian herbs and cheese

"ok..... was that on italian herb and cheese?"
yes..

"and what meat was that again?.."
chicken fillet

"would you like that toasted?"
no thanks

"salads?"
lettuce tomato onions and pickles

*puts lettuce on*
"what else was on it"
tomato onions and pickles

*puts tomato and onions on and looks in my direction*
"pickles"

"dressing?"
1000 island dressing thanks

"salt and pepper?"
yes please


follows that formula more often than not, im quite impressed when the staff can remember all FOUR salads in 1 go

 

[MagpieGirl_13]

Always get sweet onion chicken teryaki
6 inch
On that bread with cheese on it (forgotten the name)
lettice, carrot, cheese, red onion.
With the sweet onion sauce.
not toasted.

Love it! Always, always, always get it!

 

[Hawk Dork]

My 13 year old son currently has vomiting ir feelings of nausea especially after eating. He unable to finish his Subway. He has days of being constipated then diareaha. Pain in the lower right side of stomache that goes into his groin area and down his right thigh. Leg weaknes, stays tired all the time. Severe headaches. He found a lumps on his penis that come and go. His left testicle swelled to the size of a plastic Easter egg, at the time the pain was so severe that all he could do was cry until it subsided. He has been tested for appendacitus, kidney stones, non descended testicles and the test show nothing. His throat swells alot, but sometimes he says the pain is on the outside and it feels sensitive to the touch. He has had these symptoms off and on since he ate at Subways. This is the worst it has been and sometimes the pain is so severe that all he can do is lay in the floor and cry until the pain subsides.

 

[FFC + BBFC = BBFFC]

My 13 year old son currently has vomiting ir feelings of nausea especially after eating. He unable to finish his Subway. He has days of being constipated then diareaha. Pain in the lower right side of stomache that goes into his groin area and down his right thigh. Leg weaknes, stays tired all the time. Severe headaches. He found a lumps on his penis that come and go. His left testicle swelled to the size of a plastic Easter egg, at the time the pain was so severe that all he could do was cry until it subsided. He has been tested for appendacitus, kidney stones, non descended testicles and the test show nothing. His throat swells alot, but sometimes he says the pain is on the outside and it feels sensitive to the touch. He has had these symptoms off and on since he ate at Subways. This is the worst it has been and sometimes the pain is so severe that all he can do is lay in the floor and cry until the pain subsides.

Wrong restaurant there cheif....I was talking about Subway. "subways" is actually just huey from hueys cooking adventures handing out questionable lamb freebies in alleys behind subway.
p.s the lamb has been touching his groin.

and I think now we've found the true source of 'your sons' illness

 

[ManWithNoName]

Roast Beef
Foot long
Tasty Cheese
Lettuce
Onion
Salt
Pepper
Mayo

 

[Howard Littlejohn]

I avoid this joint like the black plague.

Can't handle all the flipping questions! If I want to be interrogated, I'll smuggle 10kilos of dope into Singapore.

Do you want a job as a foreign correspondent at the ABC?

 

[Ebert80]

Foot Long Roast Beef, on Italian Herbs or White. Always fresh, love the Old English Cheese, also a little bit of mayo.

All salads except olives, beetroot and halipinos.

Quite annoyed now that my closest Subway to where i work now doesn't sell the low fat (Feel Good) Iced Coffees

 

[Hodges]

Footlong Chicken Teriyaki on Parmesan Oregano
Toasted, Old English Cheese
Lettuce, Capsicum, Onion, Jalapenoes
Salt and Pepper
Sweet Chilli sauce, little bit of Southwest too.

Tastes fantastic.

 

[Jimi]

Heading home from a big night I go the subway melt (toasted) with double meat and mozzarella.
For lunch I'd usually have a cheese steak with mozzarella, lettuce, onion, tomato on any bread with south west sauce.

 

[mark73]

whats the usual?

The runs.

 

[Rowie09]

Cant beleive that nobody gets avocado?

Honey Oat bread
Chicken Pieces
Avocado
Lettuce
Old English Cheese
Tomato
Olives
Chipotle Southwest Sauce

Blue Powerade.

 

[PHX]

Cant beleive that nobody gets avocado?

Honey Oat bread
Chicken Pieces
Avocado
Lettuce
Old English Cheese
Tomato
Olives
Chipotle Southwest Sauce

Blue Powerade.

I cant say I've ever noticed avocado.