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ballanFYNE said:
That's probably where he got it. None the less made me laugh a bit, first time i heard it.
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The first time I saw it I thought, wtf is this shit

Then I thought wtf is this shit

Now I'm like wtf this isn't even funny
 
gibba23 said:
pretty funny story behind a pretty poor suspension in my case.

so usually all our mayhem happened on the bus home, boxing, food fights, waterbombs, ufc and constant abuse to anyone who was not on the bus. so one day this kid (who was the biggest idiot and had no future) stole some acid from the vcal room. he proceeded to tell us how when mixed with water the acid would create a gas bomb and explode.

he put about 200mLs in an empty 1.25L bottle of water, then he put a decent amount of water in it and attempted to throw it out the window at a school that we go past. the bottle expanded and blew up all in our faces. we had burnt faces and acid in our lungs and my mate even has a hole in his head still (happened about 12 months ago) and we couldnt eat hot food properly for a week.

so we all got interviewed by the coordinator and none of us gave in and said we saw nothing. until they had the cctv footage in the bus. we all got suspended for 'lieing about a serious matter'...one week suspension. the kid
got expelled.
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Why didn't you just rat that moron out?
 
gibba23 said:
pretty funny story behind a pretty poor suspension in my case.

so usually all our mayhem happened on the bus home, boxing, food fights, waterbombs, ufc and constant abuse to anyone who was not on the bus. so one day this kid (who was the biggest idiot and had no future) stole some acid from the vcal room. he proceeded to tell us how when mixed with water the acid would create a gas bomb and explode.

he put about 200mLs in an empty 1.25L bottle of water, then he put a decent amount of water in it and attempted to throw it out the window at a school that we go past. the bottle expanded and blew up all in our faces. we had burnt faces and acid in our lungs and my mate even has a hole in his head still (happened about 12 months ago) and we couldnt eat hot food properly for a week.

so we all got interviewed by the coordinator and none of us gave in and said we saw nothing. until they had the cctv footage in the bus. we all got suspended for 'lieing about a serious matter'...one week suspension. the kid got expelled.
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LoL @ "ufc" on the bus.
 

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Only had 2 suspensions .Had this RE class with this old woman as a eacher, best class, could have got away with murder. So before class one day we went in and sprayed a fire extinguisher everywhere. We had the year co as a relief and i copped a week internally. Got 2 days internally the other time for punching some bloke, no interesting story.

Had many soft detentions because of Catholic private school. Softest would have to be out of calling a teacher "mate", or shaving the plastic off a pen with scissors.
 
quin_stick said:
Had many soft detentions because of Catholic private school. Softest would have to be out of calling a teacher "mate", or shaving the plastic off a pen with scissors.
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Yeah I copped back-to-back Saturday detentions for referring to our head of senior school by first name. Absolute shite.
 
gibba23 said:
pretty funny story behind a pretty poor suspension in my case.

so usually all our mayhem happened on the bus home, boxing, food fights, waterbombs, ufc and constant abuse to anyone who was not on the bus. so one day this kid (who was the biggest idiot and had no future) stole some acid from the vcal room. he proceeded to tell us how when mixed with water the acid would create a gas bomb and explode.

he put about 200mLs in an empty 1.25L bottle of water, then he put a decent amount of water in it and attempted to throw it out the window at a school that we go past. the bottle expanded and blew up all in our faces. we had burnt faces and acid in our lungs and my mate even has a hole in his head still (happened about 12 months ago) and we couldnt eat hot food properly for a week.

so we all got interviewed by the coordinator and none of us gave in and said we saw nothing. until they had the cctv footage in the bus. we all got suspended for 'lieing about a serious matter'...one week suspension. the kid got expelled.
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Jesus christ rat that **** out ffs! Why would you keep that from anyone? Next time it happens...and oh yes there will be a next time with geniuses like you around, rat out the idiot who does it, they aren't cool. Dumb as ****en mud!
 
Well, after reading gibbas story, mine seems less stupid.

I once had to come back the day after school finished because I'd handed in somebody else's art project and claimed it as my own. It didn't help that the initials on it were different to mine. It also didn't help that it was a project that the teacher had made.

(To be fair, it was really crap, and I didn't bother looking for initials)
 
Had quite a few detentions in my time (so far) but only the 1 suspension surprisingly. At my school we had this absolute moron English teacher. She didnt teach us anything and yelled at me and my mates for doing the littlest things, whilst letting this other w***er do what ever he pleased, which included drawing a penis on her pencil case and books. Anyway went home after having English as my last period, jumped on facebook and made a page called 'I learn in my English class at school lol jks my teacher is Miss.*her name*

Got traced back to me and I had to apologise to her and got copped 1 day suspension. At the end of that term she moved out of that class for whatever reason.
 
Had a few suspensions in my time at school.

Had a couple for fighting not that they were good fights or anything hardly worth a detention.
Another one was for tellin a teacher to stick his piece of chalk up his ass, yes not very bright I know, it just slipped out.
Also got expelled for so called dealing of drugs, I was just the middle man that got caught handing it over. found out who the whore bag was that dobbed me in and a few years later ran into her at a pub where she was carrying on how sorry she was for getting me kick out of school and if there was anything she could do to make up for it,
I said yep you can head home with me and mate and let us bend you into a pretzel until the sun comes up, she said yes and off we went, plenty of high fives that night
 
rhinowce said:
Also got expelled for so called dealing of drugs, I was just the middle man that got caught handing it over. found out who the whore bag was that dobbed me in and a few years later ran into her at a pub where she was carrying on how sorry she was for getting me kick out of school and if there was anything she could do to make up for it,
I said yep you can head home with me and mate and let us bend you into a pretzel until the sun comes up, she said yes and off we went, plenty of high fives that night
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I totally wish I was as cool and amazing as you clearly are.
 

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rhinowce said:
Had a few suspensions in my time at school.

Had a couple for fighting not that they were good fights or anything hardly worth a detention.
Another one was for tellin a teacher to stick his piece of chalk up his ass, yes not very bright I know, it just slipped out.
Also got expelled for so called dealing of drugs, I was just the middle man that got caught handing it over. found out who the whore bag was that dobbed me in and a few years later ran into her at a pub where she was carrying on how sorry she was for getting me kick out of school and if there was anything she could do to make up for it,
I said yep you can head home with me and mate and let us bend you into a pretzel until the sun comes up, she said yes and off we went, plenty of high fives that night
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Just one question, what did the girl do that wronged your mate?
 
rhinowce said:
Had a few suspensions in my time at school.

Had a couple for fighting not that they were good fights or anything hardly worth a detention.
Another one was for tellin a teacher to stick his piece of chalk up his ass, yes not very bright I know, it just slipped out.
Also got expelled for so called dealing of drugs, I was just the middle man that got caught handing it over. found out who the whore bag was that dobbed me in and a few years later ran into her at a pub where she was carrying on how sorry she was for getting me kick out of school and if there was anything she could do to make up for it,
I said yep you can head home with me and mate and let us bend you into a pretzel until the sun comes up, she said yes and off we went, plenty of high fives that night
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N00dz or GTFO*

*You can stay if you provide name of said chick - Wagga is a small place Rhino
 

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At schooled I was named "Slit" coz I slit my principles throat but I renamed myself "Slith", I added the H coz I'm HARDCORE
 
Black Flag said:
found out password to library computer system.... broke in and changed the names of books to insults for my classmates.

swift suspension ensued.
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oh hai welcher. Why aren't you on the 'powerhouse' board? :o

half_back_flank said:
Just one question, what did the girl do that wronged your mate?
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Props on keeping the Barbie avatar for the month. Laughed every time I saw it :thumbsu:

That's how it's done, welcher
 

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