Media Swamprat Celebration #Scandal

[sportsmaniac89]

Swamprat Celebration Scandal Threatens Club Unity
By Deers Headlights

The positive feelings from the Swamprats' 18-point win over the Las Vegas Bears have barely lasted 3 hours as a celebration scandal threatens to undermine club unity.

According to unnamed sources, the club had received a $19k win bonus, and upon finding this out, were in a joyous mood in the changerooms post game however that mood was quickly soured after club leaders were alerted to a calamity.



The $19k was found, chewed up, in celebratory hijinks gone very wrong.

Co-Captain sportsmaniac89, upon finding this out, issued the following statement

It was a joyous celebration post-game. Not only had we broken our losing streak, but we were about to enjoy a $19k win bonus divided between all 20 who played today. It was supplied to us in cash as part of a promotion, and we were looking forward to each receiving $950 tax-free. To then find out that during the celebrations, it was chewed up, it is clear that someone needs not only to go back to "celebration school" but also needs to pay me my $950, damnit.

This #scandal threatens to undermine a newfound unity at Sin City as claws start to be pointed.

Investigations are beginning at Sin City and sources say there is already some real tension over the loss of match payments.

 

[TheGoatBaron]

We play hard, we party hard, but sometimes we chew too hard being rats, you know?

 

[Gralin]

Swamprat Celebration Scandal Threatens Club Unity
By Deers Headlights

The positive feelings from the Swamprats' 18-point win over the Las Vegas Bears have barely lasted 3 hours as a celebration scandal threatens to undermine club unity.

According to unnamed sources, the club had received a $19k win bonus, and upon finding this out, were in a joyous mood in the changerooms post game however that mood was quickly soured after club leaders were alerted to a calamity.

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The $19k was found, chewed up, in celebratory hijinks gone very wrong.

Co-Captain sportsmaniac89, upon finding this out, issued the following statement

It was a joyous celebration post-game. Not only had we broken our losing streak, but we were about to enjoy a $19k win bonus divided between all 20 who played today. It was supplied to us in cash as part of a promotion, and we were looking forward to each receiving $950 tax-free. To then find out that during the celebrations, it was chewed up, it is clear that someone needs not only to go back to "celebration school" but also needs to pay me my $950, damnit.

This #scandal threatens to undermine a newfound unity at Sin City as claws start to be pointed.

Investigations are beginning at Sin City and sources say there is already some real tension over the loss of match payments.

Anyone seen Remy recently?

 

[TheGoatBaron]

Anyone seen Remy recently?

Probably in the slammer. Shame the bond money was eaten though

 

[Gralin]

Probably in the slammer. Shame the bond money was eaten though

What's he in jail for this time?

 

[BFew]

The $19k was found, chewed up, in celebratory hijinks gone very wrong.

Some great kitty litter there you could monetise to assist offset the losses.
Might be a few cats in here that need some.

 

[damicky]

Anyone seen Remy recently?

 

[TheGoatBaron]

What's he in jail for this time?

Don’t know. We just assume he gets that release to play for us on Sunday’s

 

[Jabba73]

Settle down, it was probably just some misguided attempt to take 1/20th of every note.

Only 84% of the population is able to divide $19,000 by 20 people. The other 12% are not too good at maths.

 

[Kilroy]

Is it just me or does GotTheGoodes seem like a good place to start?

 

[GreyCrow]

19k? I carry that ( well my servant does) in spare change in my wallet

 

[sportsmaniac89]

Settle down, it was probably just some misguided attempt to take 1/20th of every note.

Only 84% of the population is able to divide $19,000 by 20 people. The other 12% are not too good at maths.

And the other 5% are shaking their head, using fingers to work out what you just said

 

[Tigerturbulance]

We play hard, we party hard, but sometimes we chew too hard being rats, you know?

'chewing paper and goats'

 

[TheGoatBaron]

'chewing paper and goats'

My goats didn’t eat the money, would if they could though

 

[damicky]

My goats didn’t eat the money, would if they could though

That is what someone whose goats ate the money would say

Do they have an alibi?

 

[TheGoatBaron]

That is what someone whose goats ate the money would say

Do they have an alibi?

Yes, sportsmaniac89, he looks after them for me

 

[Tigerturbulance]

Yes, sportsmaniac89, he looks after them for me

a pizza in charge of goats, something not right about that story.....

 

[TheGoatBaron]

a pizza in charge of goats, something not right about that story.....

Not gonna lie, the goats have tried to eat sportsmaniac89

 

[Tigerturbulance]

Not gonna lie, the goats have tried to eat sportsmaniac89

he would love that

 

[Jabba73]

Not gonna lie, the goats have tried to eat sportsmaniac89

he would love that

 

[Grav]

Some great kitty litter there you could monetise to assist offset the losses.
Might be a few cats in here that need some.

Maybe wait ‘til Sunday & the Rats can name their own price
In the GF if the Cats win or lose, there may be a few Cats in here getting on the turps & with their bladders crying out for laundered kitty litter, well they’ll know who to go to.

 

[GremioPower]

Swamprat Celebration Scandal Threatens Club Unity
By Deers Headlights

The positive feelings from the Swamprats' 18-point win over the Las Vegas Bears have barely lasted 3 hours as a celebration scandal threatens to undermine club unity.

According to unnamed sources, the club had received a $19k win bonus, and upon finding this out, were in a joyous mood in the changerooms post game however that mood was quickly soured after club leaders were alerted to a calamity.

View attachment 2433013

The $19k was found, chewed up, in celebratory hijinks gone very wrong.

Co-Captain sportsmaniac89, upon finding this out, issued the following statement

It was a joyous celebration post-game. Not only had we broken our losing streak, but we were about to enjoy a $19k win bonus divided between all 20 who played today. It was supplied to us in cash as part of a promotion, and we were looking forward to each receiving $950 tax-free. To then find out that during the celebrations, it was chewed up, it is clear that someone needs not only to go back to "celebration school" but also needs to pay me my $950, damnit.

This #scandal threatens to undermine a newfound unity at Sin City as claws start to be pointed.

Investigations are beginning at Sin City and sources say there is already some real tension over the loss of match payments.

 

[SweetD]

Swamprat Celebration Scandal Threatens Club Unity
By Deers Headlights

The positive feelings from the Swamprats' 18-point win over the Las Vegas Bears have barely lasted 3 hours as a celebration scandal threatens to undermine club unity.

According to unnamed sources, the club had received a $19k win bonus, and upon finding this out, were in a joyous mood in the changerooms post game however that mood was quickly soured after club leaders were alerted to a calamity.

View attachment 2433013

The $19k was found, chewed up, in celebratory hijinks gone very wrong.

Co-Captain sportsmaniac89, upon finding this out, issued the following statement

It was a joyous celebration post-game. Not only had we broken our losing streak, but we were about to enjoy a $19k win bonus divided between all 20 who played today. It was supplied to us in cash as part of a promotion, and we were looking forward to each receiving $950 tax-free. To then find out that during the celebrations, it was chewed up, it is clear that someone needs not only to go back to "celebration school" but also needs to pay me my $950, damnit.

This #scandal threatens to undermine a newfound unity at Sin City as claws start to be pointed.

Investigations are beginning at Sin City and sources say there is already some real tension over the loss of match payments.

The rats did me a favour, a win bonus in Las Vegas?

 

[The Majestic]

The Swampies do some strange things.