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Swamprats Use Questionable Training Methods
Friday 17th October
By Ratz Cracked
Sin City Swamprats' training methods have always been questionable at the best of times.
From spending weeks locked up in labs to binge eating and binge drinking sessions, Sin City has often been guilty of training in every way other than the way they should be, actually working on their Qooty skills.
The latest escapade at Sin City, however, has raised eyebrows across the league.
Recently, Leadership Group member jackster83 took control of training despite the protests of on-loan coach Quben Qmorim and decided to lead the Swamprats on a new and novel training path.
Ignoring the Qooty balls that had been bought out in anticipation of actually doing some work for once, jackster83 led the Swamprats on an escapade as they started searching for a place to take over.
Sources say that after multiple failed attempts at breaking into food outlets, the Swamprats found a pub that failed to adequately lock its doors.
The pub, which shall remain nameless, became the Swamprats' plaything, and there were even claims of activities that nearly caused the deep fryer to have a fry out.
The morning after the escapades, cooks came in and were shocked to see several Swamprats players having taken up residence in the kitchen and upon the news breaking through to the public, they wanted to know when the pub chose to serve Fried Rat.
Unnamed Swamprats players looking over the deep fryer to make sure it is functional
Swamprats players were quickly threatened with rat traps unless they left and returned to an absolutely furious Qmorim who wanted to know when the club decided to become a circus.
One smartarse Swamprat answered "around Season 22" which led to Qmorim cancelling the pizza night that he had planned
An unnamed player told this author that Qmorim proceeded to throw pizza boxes everywhere.
Qmorim melting outside Swamprat HQ
Not only does it appear that sportsmaniac89's historic pizza box throwing has rubbed off on Qmorim, but right now, Qmorim is strongly considering returning to the mediocre Manchester United.
jackster83 has since been labelled a Swamprat hero, and this escapade will be spoken of with great reverence
Friday 17th October
By Ratz Cracked
Sin City Swamprats' training methods have always been questionable at the best of times.
From spending weeks locked up in labs to binge eating and binge drinking sessions, Sin City has often been guilty of training in every way other than the way they should be, actually working on their Qooty skills.
The latest escapade at Sin City, however, has raised eyebrows across the league.
Recently, Leadership Group member jackster83 took control of training despite the protests of on-loan coach Quben Qmorim and decided to lead the Swamprats on a new and novel training path.
Ignoring the Qooty balls that had been bought out in anticipation of actually doing some work for once, jackster83 led the Swamprats on an escapade as they started searching for a place to take over.
Sources say that after multiple failed attempts at breaking into food outlets, the Swamprats found a pub that failed to adequately lock its doors.
The pub, which shall remain nameless, became the Swamprats' plaything, and there were even claims of activities that nearly caused the deep fryer to have a fry out.
The morning after the escapades, cooks came in and were shocked to see several Swamprats players having taken up residence in the kitchen and upon the news breaking through to the public, they wanted to know when the pub chose to serve Fried Rat.
Unnamed Swamprats players looking over the deep fryer to make sure it is functional
Swamprats players were quickly threatened with rat traps unless they left and returned to an absolutely furious Qmorim who wanted to know when the club decided to become a circus.
One smartarse Swamprat answered "around Season 22" which led to Qmorim cancelling the pizza night that he had planned
An unnamed player told this author that Qmorim proceeded to throw pizza boxes everywhere.
Qmorim melting outside Swamprat HQ
Not only does it appear that sportsmaniac89's historic pizza box throwing has rubbed off on Qmorim, but right now, Qmorim is strongly considering returning to the mediocre Manchester United.
jackster83 has since been labelled a Swamprat hero, and this escapade will be spoken of with great reverence
