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Swamprats Sack Qmorim After Dragon Shocker
Sunday 2nd November
The Sin City Swamprats have shocked the league by terminating the loan arrangement with coach Qubin Qmorim after their insipid 52-point loss against the Dragons today
Swamprats co-captain sportsmaniac89 fronted the press conference in a very foul mood, although no one is sure whether this is due to the Swamprats' loss or Freo's Women's Team breaking his heart once more.
Qubin Qmorim glumly watches the Swamprats lose today
In a scathing statement, the resident pizza box thrower had this to say
Today, we would like to announce the immediate termination of coach Qmorim's loan arrangement
It has become increasingly clear that, despite sitting in the top 8, Qmorim lacks the intestinal fortitude to coach this great Qooty club, and his motivational skills are downright deplorable.
When you have damicky falling asleep in the pre-game meeting, dreaming of cheese and jackster83 dreaming of pub escapades, it's clear that the focus of our players was way off today
This isn't the first time we've had issues starting a game at the required intensity, and once was bad enough, but twice is simply unforgivable.
Qmorim does NOT understand our culture of laziness, nor does he understand that our escapades form part of our training routine. His insistence on us actually training with the Qooty ball was disturbing, and by the time the match rolled around today, it was clear that many players just didn't want to go near it.
When asked about whether the players needed to take some responsibility for the defeat today, sportsmaniac89 blew his top
No word yet on who the Swamprats have lined up as a replacement but sacking a coach 3 weeks out from the end of the regular season could go down as one of the most suicidal moves of our time.
Sunday 2nd November
The Sin City Swamprats have shocked the league by terminating the loan arrangement with coach Qubin Qmorim after their insipid 52-point loss against the Dragons today
Swamprats co-captain sportsmaniac89 fronted the press conference in a very foul mood, although no one is sure whether this is due to the Swamprats' loss or Freo's Women's Team breaking his heart once more.
Qubin Qmorim glumly watches the Swamprats lose today
In a scathing statement, the resident pizza box thrower had this to say
Today, we would like to announce the immediate termination of coach Qmorim's loan arrangement
It has become increasingly clear that, despite sitting in the top 8, Qmorim lacks the intestinal fortitude to coach this great Qooty club, and his motivational skills are downright deplorable.
When you have damicky falling asleep in the pre-game meeting, dreaming of cheese and jackster83 dreaming of pub escapades, it's clear that the focus of our players was way off today
This isn't the first time we've had issues starting a game at the required intensity, and once was bad enough, but twice is simply unforgivable.
Qmorim does NOT understand our culture of laziness, nor does he understand that our escapades form part of our training routine. His insistence on us actually training with the Qooty ball was disturbing, and by the time the match rolled around today, it was clear that many players just didn't want to go near it.
When asked about whether the players needed to take some responsibility for the defeat today, sportsmaniac89 blew his top
No word yet on who the Swamprats have lined up as a replacement but sacking a coach 3 weeks out from the end of the regular season could go down as one of the most suicidal moves of our time.
